Guest MattP Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Not expecting much of a response here So many contributors here that we must have a few cons on the forum, anyone want to confess to some deeds from the past or anything they have been convicted for?
The Year Of The Fox Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 I've only got one in this country. IN14 driving offence. Allowed my mate to use my car without insurance. I still thought he was insured until two days before it went to court. Oh n I chucked a couple of smoke grenades into our local on the dancefloor after we played Watford at home on the Friday night (we had no cause to set them off in the ground if you remember!) I got away with that, my mate wasn't so lucky
Guest MattP Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 I've only got one in this country. IN14 driving offence. Allowed my mate to use my car without insurance. I still thought he was insured until two days before it went to court. Oh n I chucked a couple of smoke grenades into our local on the dancefloor after we played Watford at home on the Friday night (we had no cause to set them off in the ground if you remember!) I got away with that, my mate wasn't so lucky I've been nicked once at the footy, an away game a few years at Birmingham, fortunately nothing came of it.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Something bad happened in Riga a few years back. Not sure if I have any conviction from it as I was able to join Englandfans after. It was classed as football violence despite the football happening in Tallinn?!
Vlad the Fox Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Got pulled for pushing a wheelie bin into a phone box back in the day. We were allowed to make our way home however after an hilarious lecture from the rozzers about how wheelie bins don't want to use phone box's.
Horibbly Wrong Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 I simply can't wait for THEBIGJOHNSTEADER to see this thread..
Lamby Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Got a Section 27 at Leyton Orient, according to the pigs, 10 people can throw one pint glass.
Guest MattP Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Something bad happened in Riga a few years back. Not sure if I have any conviction from it as I was able to join Englandfans after. It was classed as football violence despite the football happening in Tallinn?! Doubt it, know a guy in it who was jailed for 2 months in Marseille for his part in the France 98 riots and he is still in the Members Club.
Rincewind Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Shouldn't this thread be merged with the Complete Cvhts thread I am clean and have an enhanced criminal record check. Oh so it was Vlads fault. When I worked in security I had to walk up Queens Road Saturday morning and all along wheelie bins were tipped over.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Doubt it, know a guy in it who was jailed for 2 months in Marseille for his part in the France 98 riots and he is still in the Members Club. Its only since Belgium and Holland they've started vetoing applicants. You can be kicked out for a police caution nowadays so i mustve slipped through the net. Shouldn't this thread be merged with the Complete Cvhts thread I am clean and have an enhanced criminal record check. Not really your past shapes who you are today. I regret what happened in riga but its a great pub story.
jonthefox Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 I'm currently serving life in prison for eating pick and mix without paying.
Jace Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 I've not got a Criminal record however few years ago I was questioned by CID regarding a hit and run attempted murder case was quite scary at the time
sphericalfox Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 I have many convictions, sadly for this thread, none of them are criminal.
promised land Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Got a Section 27 at Leyton Orient, according to the pigs, 10 people can throw one pint glass. Is it really still the 70's? Plod, Rozzer, Old bill etc but pigs? I haven't heard anyone call them that for decades. Must be from living in the smoke or something.
21st Century Fox Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Mike Oxlong Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 I was convicted of being in possession of an offensive weapon.
Lamby Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Is it really still the 70's? Plod, Rozzer, Old bill etc but pigs? I haven't heard anyone call them that for decades. Must be from living in the smoke or something. They're always called the pigs around here
promised land Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 They're always called the pigs around here I find that quite amazing really.
The God Emperor Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 cattle rustling. dang sheriff caught me red handed .
Rincewind Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 I want to record a police car siren. Plan is to record it on my phone then play it back near my flat door so those visiting my neighbour thinks a drugs raid is about to happen. They sit on the stairs every night until about 2am.
adam1 Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Got a Section 27 at Leyton Orient, according to the pigs, 10 people can throw one pint glass. Well one person can throw it whilst 9 others cheer him on. That is a public order offence at the very least. Therefore they were right togive you a section 27. Oh and you don't have to be committing a criminal offence to be given a section 27. The police just have to think that you pose a risk of alcohol related disorder in order to give you one.
promised land Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 I want to record a police car siren. Plan is to record it on my phone then play it back near my flat door so those visiting my neighbour thinks a drugs raid is about to happen. They sit on the stairs every night until about 2am. There are plenty of siren apps around, also you could change your wifi name to something like 'Mobile Drug surveillance unit'. Give them a bit of a shock when logging onto your neighbours wifi.
Ross-Kemp Posted 5 September 2013 Posted 5 September 2013 Couple of cautions, nothing major though. Been magistrates twice, one in leicester for rowing in town and another for football violence. Walked away the first time as it was proved as self defence and the football one we all (23 of us) walked free on a technicality. Cheers CPS.
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