The Year Of The Fox Posted 9 September 2013 Posted 9 September 2013 I got a £80 fine today for chucking a fag end out of my car window. Do what Michael Barrymore did and put them in a swimming pool.
rico Posted 9 September 2013 Posted 9 September 2013 I got a £80 fine today for sucking a fag off out of my car window. Fixed it for you
Lamby Posted 9 September 2013 Posted 9 September 2013 Almost got nicked for calling a policewoman a c*nt, mind you, this was at 7:40pm and I had been drinking non stop since 3pm.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 9 September 2013 Posted 9 September 2013 A whole 4 hours 40 mins on the lash? Oh my.
Corky Posted 9 September 2013 Posted 9 September 2013 Almost got nicked for calling a policewoman a c*nt, mind you, this was at 7:40pm and I had been drinking non stop since 3pm. You get called that all the time on here, and most haven't even had one drink.
adam1 Posted 9 September 2013 Posted 9 September 2013 At one point in time I was selling fake designer clothes and something happened which lead to the coppers having to search my house, they found this big box of clothing which had a list inside with the items and prices etc.. so they confiscated the clothing and said it would be destroyed anyway I got a caution in the end for a couple of things... 6 months later I get a letter through my door saying if you do not pick up your items within 14 days they will be destroyed, went to the police station hand over the note and believe it or not they give back my big box of fake clothing . must of been over 200/300 items, made a tidy profit on it in the end. Only a minor bit of trade mark infringement which could have gotten you a few months. Just goes to show the police aren't exactly the brightest at times...
SystonFox Posted 9 September 2013 Posted 9 September 2013 I'm going on a Lamby session soon. 4 hours of non stop boozing !!!! Come on Friday!!!!
The People's Hero Posted 11 September 2013 Posted 11 September 2013 I'm going on a Lamby session soon. 4 hours of non stop boozing !!!! Come on Friday!!!! non-stop? Four hours without even a break??? You're mad! I hope mummy and daddy have armed you with enough money
foxfanazer Posted 11 September 2013 Posted 11 September 2013 I have been a part of the Lucchese mafia family for the past ten years
Trav Le Bleu Posted 12 November 2013 Posted 12 November 2013 If you're successfully prosecuted under sharia law, would that be a religious conviction?
Parafox Posted 13 November 2013 Posted 13 November 2013 Not me, but my late dad was arrested in an abandoned government building in Romania in 1930. He was just being curious. He was imprisoned as a "political" for 5 years until he was given the choice of remaining in prison or joining the army to fight the Russians. He joined the army. The prospect of being dying in combat was better than an indeterminate time in a Romanian prison.
Bert Posted 13 November 2013 Posted 13 November 2013 Never been nicked. Witnessed the worst thing anyone would ever have to see mind, was shitting it that I'd have to go court and testify.
Stadt Posted 13 November 2013 Posted 13 November 2013 Never been nicked. Witnessed the worst thing anyone would ever have to see mind, was shitting it that I'd have to go court and testify. Murder? Never been nicked. Witnessed the worst thing anyone would ever have to see mind, was shitting it that I'd have to go court and testify. Murder?
Guest MattP Posted 13 November 2013 Posted 13 November 2013 Crows Nest. Shit, that night about 7-8 years ago? I was in the Tudor a couple of hours before.
Finnaldo Posted 13 November 2013 Posted 13 November 2013 Shit, that night about 7-8 years ago? I was in the Tudor a couple of hours before. Could someone shed some light on this please?
Guest MattP Posted 13 November 2013 Posted 13 November 2013 Could someone shed some light on this please? A lad got stabbed a while back in the Crows Nest, I'm presuming Finners is refering to that when Bert says he saw the worst thing ever.
Lamby Posted 13 November 2013 Posted 13 November 2013 Could someone shed some light on this please? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/4756558.stm I assume
Bert Posted 13 November 2013 Posted 13 November 2013 Yeah that's it. Then the Monday at college I seen some poor girl get ran over. But being less than 5 yards away from a bloke wielding a wood saw and a 12" knife is shit your pants territory!
cambridgefox Posted 13 November 2013 Posted 13 November 2013 Yeah that's it. Then the Monday at college I seen some poor girl get ran over. But being less than 5 yards away from a bloke wielding a wood saw and a 12" knife is shit your pants territory! Bloody hell,not the sort of thing you forget .Thats horrific.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 Not me, but my late dad was arrested in an abandoned government building in Romania in 1930. He was just being curious. He was imprisoned as a "political" for 5 years until he was given the choice of remaining in prison or joining the army to fight the Russians. He joined the army. The prospect of being dying in combat was better than an indeterminate time in a Romanian prison. Jesus is this true?
indierich06 Posted 15 November 2013 Posted 15 November 2013 Almost got nicked for calling a policewoman a c*nt, mind you, this was at 7:40pm and I had been drinking non stop since 3pm. Having a go at a woman make you feel hard, did it?
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