Guest Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 I think I might run out of rep points in this thread
foxfanazer Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 You haven't received a rep point for a whole week! (KingFox, obviously this doesn't relate to you) Do you A) Keep agreeing with peoples posts and generally arse lick B) Get KingFox to teach you a crash course on Banter C) Post 100 times a day, surely some of the shit will stick D) Get a girlfriend
kingfox Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 You haven't received a rep point for a whole week! (KingFox, obviously this doesn't relate to you) Do you A) Keep agreeing with peoples posts and generally arse lick B) Get KingFox to teach you a crash course on Banter C) Post 100 times a day, surely some of the shit will stick D) Get a girlfriend You like mentioning me don't you. Can I class it as flirtation?
foxfanazer Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 You like mentioning me don't you. Can I class it as flirtation? mild flirtation
Kitchandro Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 You're young ugly child is entering a hugely important life-or-death competition and you spot that one of your rivals has asked Foxes Talk for some assistance. Do you: A) Ignore the thread B) Read the thread, but nothing else. C) Read about 3 posts and start verbally abusing random posters. D) Leave several aggressive, jibberish-ridden posts with the worst grammar imaginable (possibly for the effect of impersonating a child). E) Accuse Foxes Talk of child abuse F) Accuse Foxes Talk of racism. G) Accuse Foxes Talk of Paedophilia H) Quote one of your previous posts and then ask yourself a question. I) As yourself a question and then answer it in the same post. J) Ask somebody else a question and then answer it in the same post. K) Quote yourself and then verbally abuse yourself. L) All of the above. M) Post a picture of a bear.
kingfox Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 You suddenly meet TheBigJohnSteader in an alley way do you... A)Pull your pants down, and tell him to get it over and done with B)Try and run
Stadt Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 You're asking me to choose? If I can only pick one, I'll terminate my own internet!Wise choice.
davieG Posted 10 November 2013 Author Posted 10 November 2013 You suddenly meet TheBigJohnSteader in an alley way do you... A)Pull your pants down, and tell him to get it over and done with B)Try and run With your pants down
Rincewind Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 Peason is sacked and you see him sitting on the floor outside the ground do you; A) give him a pound coin B) give him a Pukka Balti pie C) Shake his hand and tell him you always backed him D) Piss on him
Unabomber Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 Peason is sacked and you see him sitting on the floor outside the ground do you; A) give him a pound coin B) give him a Pukka Balti pie C) Shake his hand and tell him you always backed him D) Piss on him
Stadt Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 You see a glorious opportunity to gain multiple rep points, however you are unable to post immediately. You check Foxestalk at a later time to see the thread however somebody else has pipped you to posting your funny observation/gif/picture, do you A) Try to post something funny that isn't. B) Try to change subject. C) Cry.
Stadt Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 Peason is sacked and you see him sitting on the floor outside the ground do you; A) give him a pound coin B) give him a Pukka Balti pie C) Shake his hand and tell him you always backed him D) Piss on him Pukka Paulo Piri Piri Pie
foxfanazer Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 Peason is sacked and you see him sitting on the floor outside the ground do you; A) give him a pound coin B) give him a Pukka Balti pie C) Shake his hand and tell him you always backed him D) Piss on him +1 for a Tom DeLonge gif!
Guest Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 dont I deserve a rep point? Post a gif and you'll get several I'm guessing
sphericalfox Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 Post a gif and you'll get several I'm guessing I've posted a thread full and don't always get one.
Rincewind Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 Post a gif and you'll get several I'm guessing
Jon the Hat Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 Peason is sacked and you see him sitting on the floor outside the ground do you; A) give him a pound coin B) give him a Pukka Balti pie C) Shake his hand and tell him you always backed him D) Piss on him Pearson is a millionaire, so obviously we should piss on him.
Ross-Kemp Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 Pearson is a millionaire, so obviously we should piss on him.As long as he's not homeless.Homelessness can happen to anyone, can't it ken ?
ADK Posted 10 November 2013 Posted 10 November 2013 You post an opinion that someone completely refutes whilst making you look stupid, do you: a) Stop posting in that topic- hopefully it'll soon be forgotten. b) Claim that the poster who refuted you wouldn't have done that in real life - you might have lost the debate but you'd have them in a fight and that's what really matters. ( Although chances are you'd actually have just laughed sheepishly if it really happened), c) Try to argue the point further - things might not have gone well so far but if you can keep it up for a few days you might just exhaust your opponent enough to win by attrition, after all, the winner of any internet debate is the person left posting at the end, and one look at your bulging post count will let anyone know you mean business. d) Try to derail the thread by posting a silly GIF or rekindling an in-joke with another poster from 2004 - Sometimes it's important to remind everyone that once upon a time you were respected as a light hearted joker before you made the tragic decision to enter into serious debate. e) If it's a political debate, make a few generic left/right wing arguments - You'll probably get a slew of rep points from FT's political tribalists and you'll also quietly derail the original topic as people vociferously rant about benefit claimants, bankers and immigrants. f) Randomly call the other poster a racist because they once argued another European country has some cultural traditions that are better than the UK - You'll be sure to attract a loyal following of "I'm not racist but..." posters to defend your cause. g) Beg a moderator to close the topic, claiming you posted whilst drunk after enjoying a cracking night out with your mates - You've managed to excuse yourself whilst reminding everyone what a social animal you are, hopefully nobody will notice you were actively posting in another section of the forum for 2 hours before hand. h) I am haifnd troble with my salt key - You like to hear several viewpoints before arriving at a balanced unbiased opinion. You don't see things in black and white. Islam means peace.
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