How 'Foxestalky' are you?

[StanSP]

Kitchandro and MTWG have won this thread hands down.

 

That's how FoxesTalky I am. Comment in a certain topic but not really answer the question. Just give a short, succinct analysis of the thread so far and declare who 'wins'.

 

Not to mention how to end it...

 

/thread

[MPH]

You post what you consider to be an absolute cracker of a joke with never seen before hilarious photo. You sign off grinning at all the rep points you're going to get only to sign on an hour later to Find the post ignored and not a single rep point.

Do you:

A: find a very inaccurate post, embarrass the poster, rip the crap out of them and insert some humor, hoping for a rep point.

B: find an easy target lay Into them and confirm to yourself you've still got it.

C: agree with someone getting some stick and look forward to the imminent addition of a rep point from them

D: bump the thread up with another comment at a time you know FT will be busy knowing surely this time the comment will be seen and you'll get lots of rep points...

[anotherharboroughfox]

Rumours are cirulating that we could be signing Nicky Maynard, do you?

 

a) contribute a pointless opinion the 'Nicky Maynard' thread.

b) point out he has injury problems for the 100th time.

c) attempt to 'troll' some Bristol City fans on their forum about how tinpot they are.

d) trawl through 20 pages of useless shit with no new information and then realise you've wasted a portion of your life.

[Smudge]

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[Rincewind]

Nice JPEG

Try Googling arselicker gif. I did and what appeared was not suitable for posting in my opinion.

 

Not bothered about rep points anyway.

[Unabomber]

Try Googling arselicker gif. I did and what appeared was not suitable for posting in my opinion.

 

Not bothered about rep points anyway.

If I could give all of my rep points to you, then wow you better believe I would.

[Rincewind]

If I could give all of my rep points to you, then wow you better believe I would.

rep points are two a penny compliments are priceless

[Unabomber]

rep points are two a penny compliments are priceless

You're a great guy.

[cambridgefox]

You have taken Leicester to the Champions league final on football manager and believe you have the skills to be the most knowledgable poster in the world.

Where do I post

A)Leicester City Main Forum

B)General Chat

C) Computers & Gaming

D)User Feedback & Support

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Your computer is playing up

 

a) you see an IT specialist

b) you see Rincewind

[Unabomber]

Your computer is playing up

 

a) you see an IT specialist

b) you see Rincewind

c) buy a new laptop from b)

[Lamby]

c) buy a new laptop from b)

 

d) Leave it in the pub

[VLC86]

You spot Cristiano Ronaldo in an unnamed supermarket buying tampons, do you...

A) set up a twitter account and declare yourself to be ITK

B) start a new thread saying we are signing someone but your not allowed to say who

C) tell anyone who will listen and then when your wrong and look like a tit delete your account in a strop

[KFS]

The atmosphere debate has arisen again in a thread about something completely different.

Do you:

A) Suggest that the Kop is swapped with the family stand, what a brilliant unique idea that is.

B) State that the atmosphere will never replicate that of Filbert Street.

C) Respond by saying that singing, clapping, breathing are all facets of thuggish behaviour.

D) Some twat elbowed me so I dead-legged him. Baby Squad elite.

[SystonFox]

D!!!! To the above question

[Father Ted]

Bert has posted some information about signing 'Player X'... do you:

 

a) Take the information with a pinch of salt and ignore the information.

 

b) Thank Bert for passing the information on and sit patiently observing any twitter or foxestalk movements regarding said transfer.

 

c) Call Bert a lying cvnt and refer back to his inaccuracy as an ITK that occurred back in 2008.

 

d) Pay no attention at all as to Bert's initial comments but begin a verbal brawl with FIF and seenitall in defence of Bert.

 

e) Refer to 'Player X' as insufficient to our needs and outline our desperation for a big black defensive midfielder, preferrably Jay Emmanuel Thomas.

 

f) Post youtube videos about 'Player X' and how he shows immense potential from tackling Figo.

[ozleicester]

The club signs two new players from Eastern Europe. Do you...

 

a) Declare them the best players we've ever had before they've even laced their boots

b) wait till they have one half decent game and then  Declare them the best players we've ever had.

c) Take 15 paragraphs to explain why the 11 year old currently in our academy is better than them and why he should be starting next week.

 

*By the way my answers are...

d,c,b,a,c,d,3,b,d,c,d,g (other Zingari, its a conspiracy), b,d,c,c,3,f,a,e,d,l,a,d,c,a,d,d,a,b,b,a,d,f,a.

 

Now if

a =1

b=2

etc  then i have scored 116 in the how foxestalk are you. i am going to assume that...

 

0-65           You are not a foxestalker at all, your probably from somewhere near London.

65-115       You are a plastic foxestalker who wont go to games when its too windy or theres a little snow about, doesnt know who Hammond (ankle) is or who really has passshunn and has never once                           talked to, or about the swan lestas

116 -117    You are the only true Foxestalker and should be worshiped with massive quantities of rep points and have numerous threads started in your name.

118 - 200   you lie!

 

* Yes, im at work and cant be arsed doing anything so i did ACTUALLY do this... sigh

[Guest Col city fan]

Bert has posted some information about signing 'Player X'... do you:

a) Take the information with a pinch of salt and ignore the information.

b) Thank Bert for passing the information on and sit patiently observing any twitter or foxestalk movements regarding said transfer.

c) Call Bert a lying cvnt and refer back to his inaccuracy as an ITK that occurred back in 2008.

d) Pay no attention at all as to Bert's initial comments but begin a verbal brawl with FIF and seenitall in defence of Bert.

e) Refer to 'Player X' as insufficient to our needs and outline our desperation for a big black defensive midfielder, preferrably Jay Emmanuel Thomas.

f) Post youtube videos about 'Player X' and how he shows immense potential from tackling Figo.

lol

That post literally made me just about piss myself!

However, JET CAN play in just about any position, and has done so for certain clubs.

Good sense of humour there though...

[davieG]

You've become disillusioned with foxestalk and the inane repetitive posting of swap the kop with the family stand, the accusations of racism etc and the idiots that know less about football than your goldfish, do you

 

A. Get in a  mighty huff and start a new topic declaring your leaving but end up sneaking back on under a different name a week later

 

B. Quietly resolve never to post or even visit foxes talk again but end up looking to see if any one has responded to your unanswered topic an hour later and carry on posting.

 

C. Go to start a topic or respond to one but halfway through say bollocks I can't be arsed and don't post it.

 

D. Never felt like that.

[The Doctor]

You're young ugly child is entering a hugely important life-or-death competition and you spot that one of your rivals has asked Foxes Talk for some assistance.

 

Do you:

 

A) Ignore the thread

B) Read the thread, but nothing else.

C) Read about 3 posts and start verbally abusing random posters.

D) Leave several aggressive, jibberish-ridden posts with the worst grammar imaginable (possibly for the effect of impersonating a child).

E) Accuse Foxes Talk of child abuse

F) Accuse Foxes Talk of racism.

G) Accuse Foxes Talk of Paedophilia

H) Quote one of your previous posts and then ask yourself a question.

I) As yourself a question and then answer it in the same post.

J) Ask somebody else a question and then answer it in the same post.

K) Quote yourself and then verbally abuse yourself.

L) All of the above.

M) Post a picture of a bear.

 

- wtfyouidoit should come back, seeing her meltdown to calling herself a paedo was chuffing hilarious.

[Captain...]

You've become disillusioned with foxestalk and the inane repetitive posting of swap the kop with the family stand, the accusations of racism etc and the idiots that know less about football than your goldfish, do you

 

A. Get in a  mighty huff and start a new topic declaring your leaving but end up sneaking back on under a different name a week later

 

B. Quietly resolve never to post or even visit foxes talk again but end up looking to see if any one has responded to your unanswered topic an hour later and carry on posting.

 

C. Go to start a topic or respond to one but halfway through say bollocks I can't be arsed and don't post it.

 

D. Never felt like that.

 

E. Stop posting over the summer as there was no news, come back at the start of the new season to find out you had been declared dead.

[Finnegan]

E. Stop posting over the summer as there was no news, come back at the start of the new season to find out you had been declared dead.

[Dan]

A poster makes one of their first posts in a matchday thread which ended in a 1-1 draw at home to Barnsley, a late goal from Barnsley stopping Leicester collecting all three points. They put up a reasonable reply explaining that several players under-performed and it was just a bad day at the office, and they tell people to not get carried away. Do you..

 

a) Question why they've forgotten to mention the referee and how the push on Knockaert in the 62nd minute was the most blatant foul of the season, and how this appalling decision stopped Leicester from winning the game.

 

b) Abuse the poster for having absolutely no ambition, explaining that not winning against Barnsley is a disgrace for a club of Leicester's size and that they're supporting the wrong club.

 

c) Explain that the poster is an idiot for not understanding the most basic knowledge in football - that Nigel Pearson is NOT a winner. If he was a winner, he would've won every single game in his history and if he didn't beat tinpot clubs like Barnsley by at least 3 goals, then it doesn't count.

 

d) Remind everyone how Bolton got a better result against Barnsley. Beating them 3-2 after extra time in the League Cup second round, saying that Beckford & Danns have proven themselves at another club and that our own idiot manager can't get the best out of big name players.

 

e) Tell the poster that they're talking absolute nonsense, and that it was the worst game that they'd ever listened to on the radio.

 

f) Go on a rant saying how it's a disgrace that we've only picked up 28 points from our first 10 games, explaining that 'we should have at least 40 by now'.

 

g) Ask the poster if they heard how poorly a couple of reserve players did in the cup game against Shrewsbury, and how this is the start of our plight.

 

h) Politely ask the poster to stop being so calm about what was quite clearly a disaster.

 

i) The majority of the above.

[Captain...]

A poster makes one of their first posts in a matchday thread which ended in a 1-1 draw at home to Barnsley, a late goal from Barnsley stopping Leicester collecting all three points. They put up a reasonable reply explaining that several players under-performed and it was just a bad day at the office, and they tell people to not get carried away. Do you..

a) Question why they've forgotten to mention the referee and how the push on Knockaert in the 62nd minute was the most blatant foul of the season, and how this appalling decision stopped Leicester from winning the game.

b) Abuse the poster for having absolutely no ambition, explaining that not winning against Barnsley is a disgrace for a club of Leicester's size and that they're supporting the wrong club.

c) Explain that the poster is an idiot for not understanding the most basic knowledge in football - that Nigel Pearson is NOT a winner. If he was a winner, he would've won every single game in his history and if he didn't beat tinpot clubs like Barnsley by at least 3 goals, then it doesn't count.

d) Remind everyone how Bolton got a better result against Barnsley. Beating them 3-2 after extra time in the League Cup second round, saying that Beckford & Danns have proven themselves at another club and that our own idiot manager can't get the best out of big name players.

e) Tell the poster that they're talking absolute nonsense, and that it was the worst game that they'd ever listened to on the radio.

f) Go on a rant saying how it's a disgrace that we've only picked up 28 points from our first 10 games, explaining that 'we should have at least 40 by now'.

g) Ask the poster if they heard how poorly a couple of reserve players did in the cup game against Shrewsbury, and how this is the start of our plight.

h) Politely ask the poster to stop being so calm about what was quite clearly a disaster.

i) The majority of the above.

J) rep the poster and move on as you know any further comments will just get you into a slanging match with usual suspects.

[Dan]

J) rep the poster and move on as you know any further comments will just get you into a slanging match with usual suspects.

 

k) Reply half an hour later. Blaming Pearson for your poor internet connection.