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Rincewind

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Phew I got the beaver, would have had to change my name otherwise.

what happened to your other 3 legs ?  did you lose them in the dam busters raid ?

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what happened to your other 3 legs ?  did you lose them in the dam busters raid ?

 

I found they made me less aquadynamic, preventing me from swimming against the current of the river to the metropolis city of beavers, which housed the crème de la crème of female beavers. Over time they became a burden on my emotions and I finally caved into my inner demons, gnawing off three of my very own legs in a fit of passionate rage. I had to be logical however and to part with my fourth leg would have meant I had rendered myself immobile on land, becoming a laughing stock among the beaver community and inflicting myself to eternal damnation sexually. This is how I became the One Legged Beaver.

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I found they made me less aquadynamic, preventing me from swimming against the current of the river to the metropolis city of beavers, which housed the crème de la crème of female beavers. Over time they became a burden on my emotions and I finally caved into my inner demons, gnawing off three of my very own legs in a fit of passionate rage. I had to be logical however and to part with my fourth leg would have meant I had rendered myself immobile on land, becoming a laughing stock among the beaver community and inflicting myself to eternal damnation sexually. This is how I became the One Legged Beaver.

:D so you've not been fitted with roller skate wheels like i've seen them do on the tv vet programs ? 

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