johnny the fox Posted 11 May 2014 Posted 11 May 2014 http://nypost.com/2014/05/11/traces-of-cocaine-found-in-britains-drinking-water/? Im off to sniff me tap...
Strokes Posted 11 May 2014 Posted 11 May 2014 Do you know what smack is? I'll give you a clue, it isn't cocaine.
Vacamion Posted 11 May 2014 Posted 11 May 2014 I consider myself a seasoned glue sniffer, because, aged 8, I shoved a bogey-sized bit of blu tac up my left nostril...
Strokes Posted 11 May 2014 Posted 11 May 2014 I consider myself a seasoned glue sniffer, because, aged 8, I shoved a bogey-sized bit of blu tac up my left nostril...Did you ever retrieve it? Was it still blue and did it improve it?
Vacamion Posted 11 May 2014 Posted 11 May 2014 Did you ever retrieve it? Was it still blue and did it improve it? Pressing the other nostril shut, footballer-style, I blew out a blue bullet. Nowadays, it would be an exotic blue-bodied spider and it would make my eyes water as it reluctantly departed from its lair...
AoWW Posted 11 May 2014 Posted 11 May 2014 Pressing the other nostril shut, footballer-style, I blew out a blue bullet. Nowadays, it would be an exotic blue-bodied spider and it would make my eyes water as it reluctantly departed from its lair... You can get nostril wax for that sort of thing.
Itsthejoeker Posted 11 May 2014 Posted 11 May 2014 And i always thought it was limescale! Time to harvest all that glorious powder from the dishwasher!
Strokes Posted 11 May 2014 Posted 11 May 2014 Pressing the other nostril shut, footballer-style, I blew out a blue bullet. Nowadays, it would be an exotic blue-bodied spider and it would make my eyes water as it reluctantly departed from its lair... I can't complain, I did ask for more info
sphericalfox Posted 12 May 2014 Posted 12 May 2014 And people wonder why I enjoy plumbing? you drink the toilet water?
The Year Of The Fox Posted 12 May 2014 Posted 12 May 2014 you drink the toilet water? At the current job its that or well water thats been contaminated by oil and embers from the house that caught fire. Tough choice
Jace Posted 14 May 2014 Posted 14 May 2014 This is why the pill heads are always sipping on water gives them more of a buzz
davieG Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 Cocaine in sewage: London tops league table Dominic CascianiHome affairs correspondent 6 hours ago From the sectionUK Scientists say London has the highest concentration of cocaine in sewage of anywhere surveyed in Europe. The data from the European Union's drug monitoring body found the capital slightly ahead of Amsterdam. While London comes top for cocaine flushed down the toilet, Amsterdam's drains contain greater amounts of cannabis. The European Monitoring Centre for Drugs and Drug Addiction data comes from sampling in more than 50 cities. The results, which take into account the size of each city's population, show that on average, drug users in London relieved themselves of 737mg of cocaine per 1,000 people during the week in 2014. The amount of cocaine in London's waste water peaks on a Friday and Saturday, but then begins to fall away dramatically on Sunday and into Monday. Flushed away Cocaine in European waste 737mg Average daily amount of cocaine per 1,000 people found in London sewage during 2014 716mg in Amsterdam 632mg in Antwerp 0.2mg Smallest amount found in Jvaskyla in Finland EMCDDA The amount of cocaine found in both Antwerp and Amsterdam continues to rise into Sunday, potentially suggesting that the drug's peak consumption in these cities comes or continues later into the weekend than in the UK. A detailed analysis of weekend waste water shows that Amsterdam ranks higher than London over Saturday and Sunday alone. Scientists around the world have been increasingly monitoring waste water in cities so they can draw a more accurate picture of drug consumption over the year. The figures for London tally with the monitoring agency's wider research which indicates that the UK has the highest rate of cocaine use among young adults in Europe, It said that around 4% of people aged between 15 and 34 had said they had taken the drug in the 12 months leading up to the 2013/14 report. While there are fluctuations from year to year, most studies indicate that most drug use is in decline. The scientists tested for five different drugs and found that Amsterdam came top of the league table for both ecstasy and cannabis. Oslo in Norway and Dresden in Germany had by far the highest amounts of methamphetamine in sewage - while London had no trace at all. The annual 2015 report from the EMCDDA warns that while there were hundreds of websites openly selling so-called "legal highs", drug agencies had a poor understanding of the trade on the dark web - the parts of the internet which are not accessible through standard searches. "Cryptocurrencies, like Bitcoin, are used to facilitate anonymous transactions, and stealth packaging is used to facilitate transportation of small quantities of drugs through established commercial channels," said the report. "Evidence suggests that many illicit drug purchases made on the deep web are intended for resale. Another development relates to drug supply and the sharing of drugs or drug experiences via social media, including mobile apps. This area remains both poorly understood and difficult to monitor." "Together, the growth of online and virtual drug markets poses major challenges to law enforcement and drug control policies. The fact that manufacturers, suppliers, retailers, website-hosting and payment processing services may all be based in different countries makes online drug markets particularly difficult to control."
Strokes Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 I used like coke but the quality has really gone down the pan. Pepsi all the way.
Carl the Llama Posted 4 June 2015 Posted 4 June 2015 Home of the highest population of high-powered egomaniacs is also home to the highest levels of cocaine use. In other news bears shit in the woods and the Pope is a Catholic.
Ollie93 Posted 5 June 2015 Posted 5 June 2015 I used like coke but the quality has really gone down the pan. Pepsi all the way. Drain.
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