Voll Blau Posted 2 June 2014 Posted 2 June 2014 Not sure if anyone can beat this? Castleford Rugby League's video commentator from the 90s. Acarn spake.
DennisNedry Posted 2 June 2014 Posted 2 June 2014 That first one couldn't be actual commentary?! 'Dickhead' & 'Shove it up your arse' clearly audible.
Voll Blau Posted 2 June 2014 Author Posted 2 June 2014 That first one couldn't be actual commentary?! 'Dickhead' & 'Shove it up your arse' clearly audible. That's not swearing you bottleless get.
Finnegan Posted 2 June 2014 Posted 2 June 2014 Does he have a speech impediment? 'I can't speak.' It's called being Northern. That's not swearing you bottleless get. I swear he says cvnt in the first few seconds of the first video.
StanSP Posted 2 June 2014 Posted 2 June 2014 'Forward pass...he's let it go!...Stevie Wonder has seen that'
Dan Posted 2 June 2014 Posted 2 June 2014 It's called being Northern. I swear he says cvnt in the first few seconds of the first video. Swear it's 'git'.
Bryn Posted 3 June 2014 Posted 3 June 2014 Jesus that's a broad accent, I'm from Yorkshire and I'm staggered by it.
Zapp Posted 3 June 2014 Posted 3 June 2014 " I caaann't speak " Set that as my new text tone. Fantastic catchphrase Stringer could learn a thing or two off this guy in how to create a catchphrase
Voll Blau Posted 3 June 2014 Author Posted 3 June 2014 " I caaann't speak " Set that as my new text tone. Fantastic catchphrase Stringer could learn a thing or two off this guy in how to create a catchphrase Considering setting either "THAZJUSTEPICULWARRUZ" or "THAWURABSLUDIYABOLICUL" as mine.
AKCJ Posted 3 June 2014 Posted 3 June 2014 Barcelona 2-2. Milan. The bloke who does the Ladbrokes adverts used to work in the Italian media. He was their equivilant of Chris Kamara and was a massive A.C. Milan fan. On my phone at the moment but there is a clip from their studio when that game is being played. He goes absolutely bonkers when Milan score and the complete opposite when Barca do.
Finnaldo Posted 3 June 2014 Posted 3 June 2014 No one should be allowed to be that Northern without rehabilitation.
The Doctor Posted 5 June 2014 Posted 5 June 2014 So very northern, and so very angry. Just a shame that yokelball isn't a real sport.
howlinmadmurfdoc Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 Surely you can't get much more biased than when Clive Tyldsley does Man U games.
Nalis Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 In the fantasy football says they used to show a Tranmere commentator I think who was hilariously biased. On a side note, for those who can get RTE (Irish channel) I would advise checking it out for analysis for the World Cup games (Giles, Brady and Dunphy) for unbiased analysis. Beats the sitting on the fence and ass licking analysis from BBC/ITV. Though ITV are getting better I must admit.
Voll Blau Posted 6 June 2014 Author Posted 6 June 2014 So very northern, and so very angry. Just a shame that yokelball isn't a real sport. Er, in what way?
The Doctor Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 Er, in what way? The same way that athletics isn't a sport - running is not a sport. Yokelball has pretty much every single little bit of intelligence or creativity sucked out of it (e.g. the 6 phase rule, the non-competitive rucking) and is no more than 30 men taking turns to run with a ball in their hand. It is by far and away the worst thing about the north.
Voll Blau Posted 6 June 2014 Author Posted 6 June 2014 The same way that athletics isn't a sport - running is not a sport. Yokelball has pretty much every single little bit of intelligence or creativity sucked out of it (e.g. the 6 phase rule, the non-competitive rucking) and is no more than 30 men taking turns to run with a ball in their hand. It is by far and away the worst thing about the north. OK. Glad we've got a ready-made arbiter to decide on such matters. It's 26 men by the way. Anyway, back on topic... "Last time Cas gorra penalty Gail off Coronation Street were on t'first husband."
The Doctor Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 OK. Glad we've got a ready-made arbiter to decide on such matters. It's 26 men by the way. It's hyperbole. It's an incredibly shit sport, the Malaysian backstreet markets "Rolox" to Unions "Rolex". Watching league involves being bored to tears, because they've taken out anything that makes the game interesting or competitive and reduced it to a physical match-up. But if you want to watch that, go down the gym and watch two people lifting, and two on the treadmills. It's just as interesting, but cheaper to boot.
AKCJ Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 OK. Glad we've got a ready-made arbiter to decide on such matters. It's 26 men by the way. Anyway, back on topic... "Last time Cas gorra penalty Gail off Coronation Street were on t'first husband." FFS, it took him 10 seconds to say "Ar carn spake!". lol
Guest Bilo Posted 6 June 2014 Posted 6 June 2014 On the Tranmere commentator mentioned earlier in the thread. The man's golden!
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