FT Caption Competition

[kingcarr21]

Thought it would be a laugh to set up a thread where we could have a daily caption competition.

 

 

 

 

 

GO

 

[StanSP]

'Yeah I couldn't believe it when they said my dad is white and is the face of Michelin!'

[foxfanazer]

They see me rollin, they hating....

[foxfanazer]

Or Waaaassssssuuuuppppp

[The Year Of The Fox]

FFS the chinese has stopped doing deliveries

[foxfanazer]

Proof that Dwight Yorke has slept with a Chinese woman

[Beliall]

....maccy d's or BK? .. BOTH

[kingfox]

"Hello my name is Xiao Hao, I have just had KFC but now can I order 10 packets of Chicken Nuggets, 5 Big Mac's & 7 Banana milkshakes"

[jonthefox]

" Hello, Katie price speaking "

 

" Hi mum , its Harvey ". 

 

 

 

 

[foxfanazer]

" Hello, Katie price speaking "

" Hi mum , its Harvey ".

Oi that's too similar to mine!

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

"Thanks doctor, the plastic surgery has worked wonders"

[Stadt]

"Can ai feelm in your cinemas fu a student project?"

[Guest]

"Who calling"

[Buzzell]

'Yuuuu wonnna bwuy DVD?'

[foxfanazer]

The best episode of Catfish ever!

[kingcarr21]

 

 

 

GO

[VLC86]

GO

Who has heard the joke about the constipated mathematician?

[Grandad.]

 

 

 

 

[Beliall]

Mmmm angela merkals pencil

[kingcarr21]

Mmmm angela merkals pencil

[Vacamion]

...and when I was in Bullingdon club, we shoved this one right up Cameron Minor's japseye.  Mmmm, can still smell the prostate on it. 

[Rincewind]

(1) 'I went to the foodbank today and they asked for a refund'

or

'Is that the foodbank? Do you deliver? Name?MattP'

 

(2) 'Oh uh well (mumble) What do you do with a pencil? a silly bloody question, mm ah well you stick it up your nose'

[Guest MattP]

"I may be down, but I'm not out, down not out, down down not out"

[Strokes]

...and when I was in Bullingdon club, we shoved this one right up Cameron Minor's japseye. Mmmm, can still smell the prostate on it.

[Alf Bentley]

"Cripes! The Tory Right will stab Call Me Dave in the back if he doesn't win the general election, Gove and May have jolly well blotted their copy books, Nige is always squiffy.... Time for good old Bozza to take over as Fuhrer, don't you know? Dash it! There's a thought to put lead in your pencil, as the fair Petronella was saying to me in the back seat of a cab the other day!"