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The Tinder Thread

By SOCCERROO FOX, in General Chat

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On 26/09/2014 at 20:51, General Smuts said:

Desmond is on Tinder

He wears a Tinder hat

He lives with Captain Scarlet

In Joe 90's council flat

He swipes right when they're rotten

He swipes left when they're fit

But he can't get a single match

Cos he looks like Luke Chadwick

 

Oooooooooooooooh Desmond is on Tinder ...

Bahahahahaha I'm howling. Behave Smuts. Bahahaha.

 

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Why wasn't this our theme tune?

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2 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

lol Karl. 

 

Don't think there's ever been someone on here that finds himself as funny as you do. 

Honestly because it's from so long ago - I can't remember all the funny things we all sent. This has buckled me. I'm handing out rep points all over the shop from 2014.

 

And MTWG finds himself way funnier than I find myself. Guaranteed.

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8 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

lol Karl. 

 

Don't think there's ever been someone on here that finds himself as funny as you do. 

The reviews are in Finners:

 

On 29/09/2014 at 09:36, LankyStreak said:

 

Smuts, you are my hero!!!! This is quite simply the best thing I have ever seen on the internet

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absolute scenes tbf tho des, what a journey we've all been on.

 

i read from start to finish over a week of working nights earlier this month. this will be the "3 years later..." ending to the blockbuster of a film this thread will one day be turned into. 

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16 minutes ago, ScouseFox said:

absolute scenes tbf tho des, what a journey we've all been on.

 

i read from start to finish over a week of working nights earlier this month. this will be the "3 years later..." ending to the blockbuster of a film this thread will one day be turned into. 

 

<Credits roll>

 

<After credits scene>

 

Passport control office in Sydney, Australia. Queues of people wait in line to be seen by immigration staff.

 

Close up of female border officer, extends hand and speaks to camera.

 

Border Officer: Good afternoon, sir, passport?

 

Behind-head view of dark haired male, extends passport to border officer, who is also in shot.

 

Close up of female border officer, checking passport. She glances up once, nods, hands it back.

 

Border Officer: Welcome to Australia, Mr. Loveday.

 

View through border gate as dark haired male with robust jawline takes passport and walks towards camera with look of strong determination.

 

<Fade to black>

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On 26/09/2014 at 20:51, General Smuts said:

Desmond is on Tinder

He wears a Tinder hat

He lives with Captain Scarlet

In Joe 90's council flat

He swipes right when they're rotten

He swipes left when they're fit

But he can't get a single match

Cos he looks like Luke Chadwick

 

Oooooooooooooooh Desmond is on Tinder ...

Desmond was on Tinder

He wore a Tinder hat

He lived with Captain Scarlet

In Joe 90's council flat

He swiped right when they're rotten

He swiped left when they're fit

He only ever got one match

And he put a ring on it

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des has been through it all man. 

 

des n rolf 

having a race to get a match with smuts and over about 6 months neither of them matching anyone who wasn't a bot

the smirk

changing his bio and black n whiting his profie pic 

getting called ugly by a huddersfield fan

 

 

getting married 

 

knockynicepearsonface 

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