The Tinder Thread

[Stadt]

53 minutes ago, Jattdogg said:

Is tinder that lame that it matches you with people that far away? Isnt the point to match with locals so you can have a quick shag

Not unless you pay for tinder plus or she was within his radius recently.

[RonnieTodger]

I miss the Thunderbirds/Captain Scarlet/Joe 90 gifs

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 hour ago, RonnieTodger said:

I miss the Thunderbirds/Captain Scarlet/Joe 90 gifs

 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

Got super liked by a woman, sent her a message saying hello, she unmatched the next day! Standard Tinder 

[TheUltimateWinner]

10 minutes ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Got super liked by a woman, sent her a message saying hello, she unmatched the next day! Standard Tinder 

 

[Ian Nacho]

2 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Got super liked by a woman, sent her a message saying hello, she unmatched the next day! Standard Tinder 

I hate to break it to you but it was probably an accidental super like.

[UpTheLeagueFox]

6 hours ago, Ian Nacho said:

I hate to break it to you but it was probably an accidental super like.

That was my initial thought, Nacho.

 

Tinder is just a bonkers place anyway.

[kyleolly]

17 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Got super liked by a woman, sent her a message saying hello, she unmatched the next day! Standard Tinder 

Did the date with the forest fan not go very well??

[UpTheLeagueFox]

5 hours ago, kyleolly said:

Did the date with the forest fan not go very well??

She got too drunk, was hard work with conversation, was oversensitive about football, overreacted a fair bit so I didn't bother asking for a second date.

 

Apart from that...

[ScouseFox]

On 04/06/2015 at 17:25, 1993fox said:

I myself have slept with a few women who enjoy what some would call "being degraded"

 

[Ian Nacho]

Got unmatched because I said I drink ale.

[cambridgefox]

4 hours ago, Ian Nacho said:

Got unmatched because I said I drink ale.

Next time put” I drink from the furry cup”

[Stadt]

Her: "How do you know so much about Polish alcohol?"

"I'm a culturally learned individual"

"So you're a heavy drinker?"

Edited 14 June 2018 by Wookie

[Nalis]

On 08/06/2018 at 17:07, Ian Nacho said:

Got unmatched because I said I drink ale.

 

'What's your new boyfriend like?'

'He's self absorbed, abusive, patronising, rude and cheats on me all the time. But he's a lager drinker.'

'Glad you've found the one babes'

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Hard work starting the cycle of conversation again with someone different after yapping to someone for a while aint it.

 

Can't keep track of what jokes I've previously used

Edited 21 June 2018 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Jattdogg]

This thread has gone limp dick

[Finnegan]

16 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

Hard work starting the cycle of conversation again with someone different after yapping to someone for a while aint it.

 

Can't keep track of what jokes I've previously used

 

 

 

I like that Turbogre reacted  to this post because he didn't realise girls were actually supposed to reply on Tinder. 

[Ian Nacho]

Does anyone go through the stage of thinking their Tinder is broken because you get fvck all matches?

 

[Guest seanfox778]

Ran out of people to match with ages ago, Cornwall is crap for tinder. I'm working in Kazakhstan for the whole of next month so looking forward to matching with Borat's infamous sister. 

[Kinowe Soorie]

12 minutes ago, seanfox778 said:

Ran out of people to match with ages ago, Cornwall is crap for tinder. I'm working in Kazakhstan for the whole of next month so looking forward to matching with Borat's infamous sister. 

Isn't she the best prostitute in all of Kazakhstan?

[Guest seanfox778]

17 minutes ago, Kinowe Soorie said:

Isn't she the best prostitute in all of Kazakhstan?

3rd or 4th I believe. 

[StanSP]

11 hours ago, Ian Nacho said:

Does anyone go through the stage of thinking their Tinder is broken because you get fvck all matches?

 

I switched and gave Bumble a go after seeing MTWG and ScouseFox talk about it. Much better.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Bumble is great, that girls making the first move thing is top tier. 

[ScouseFox]

until u match a right slice AN THEY DONT SAY ANYTHING 

[Ian Nacho]

1 hour ago, StanSP said:

I switched and gave Bumble a go after seeing MTWG and ScouseFox talk about it. Much better.

Still think that's broken as I get no matches after I swiped about 50 girls