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The Tinder Thread

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Miquel The Work Geordie

Miquel The Work Geordie

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-hey amanda

-hey des

-good day at work hun

-ye not bad des another day another great british pound u no how it is some days u have to remember the money an that otherwise we wont pay off the hosue on the estate

-ye i no amanda an i promise ill take the advanced skills course and make u proud i promise

-yh well make it snappy because im winning the proverbial bread at the moment people at work shout kingsmill at me because of the aforementioned bread situation an its putting a drain on my social life i have not been down the discotéques in ages

-sorry baby i truely am

-sorry doesnt buy me Vk desmond maybe my dad was rite maybe u truly are a wrongun, i no they never proved nothin but i will still have my wits about me before entering wedlock with u des if u ever propose

-i was akwitted without charge baby u cant use that against me it aint tru y dont we marry in true metronomy

-i no but there is no smoke without some fire in 80% of all crimes and thats not me sayin that des that is stone cold FACT. what u done tonight anyway

-done us a good dinner its a rajun cajun rustlers nought to tasty in 60 seconds

-how u cooked that we dont even hav a microwave

-i boiled them

-even the bun

-ye

-i do

 

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3 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

-hey amanda

-hey des

-good day at work hun

-ye not bad des another day another great british pound u no how it is some days u have to remember the money an that otherwise we wont pay off the hosue on the estate

-ye i no amanda an i promise ill take the advanced skills course and make u proud i promise

-yh well make it snappy because im winning the proverbial bread at the moment people at work shout kingsmill at me because of the aforementioned bread situation an its putting a drain on my social life i have not been down the discotéques in ages

-sorry baby i truely am

-sorry doesnt buy me Vk desmond maybe my dad was rite maybe u truly are a wrongun, i no they never proved nothin but i will still have my wits about me before entering wedlock with u des if u ever propose

-i was akwitted without charge baby u cant use that against me it aint tru y dont we marry in true metronomy

-i no but there is no smoke without some fire in 80% of all crimes and thats not me sayin that des that is stone cold FACT. what u done tonight anyway

-done us a good dinner its a rajun cajun rustlers nought to tasty in 60 seconds

-how u cooked that we dont even hav a microwave

-i boiled them

-even the bun

-ye

-i do

 

Lost it by hosue. lol

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- sounds cool so whats your plans 4 the weekend

- going nap huntin fri night then puttin them in the slow cooker over the weekend will probably be beatin my sick uncle in between he is such a arsehole

- yh we all have that annoying uncle!

- u aint like other boys den most ppl would be put off by a nappy eatin girl who beats her sick elderly relatives

- if anythin it makes me more found of you Bernice i think i might be in love with you ive never felt this connection before an i wanna protect you all the time

- awwww aint u sweet! so why do they call you dirty den lolllll

- jus a nickname aint it

- there gotta be a reason Delicious Den ;-))))

- ha well i think its because once i got so off my top i kicked a lampost an then was sick in a bin

- wow den thats next level i mean i fort some of my interest was weird but you are a different gear u make me sick an i do not want to meet u no more

- but B i can change, I'll work every day to be who you want me to be

- i cant do this den

- please B

- i cant den 2 much has happened

- i swear ill work to right my wrongs everyday

- i jus cant do it den

- i wanna eat nappies with you i dont wanna eat pampers with no one else

- sorry den my mind is made

- please B please

- sprry den ur a lovely guy but jus 2 keen an intense and i cant handle it im truly sorry

- please b

- im sorry den ;(

- f u then u nappy eatin ho

 

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- so how about it?

- sorry una I have just found out that I am dying by x

- Oh ;(

- yh it sucks but ur a nice guy you'll find some1!!!!

- Oh piss off Andrea u ho

 

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- oh smuts u r so naughty!

- smut by name smut by nature imo tbqh

- hehe i like it

- im so horny

- me too smuts ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;--)

- tell me u want me

- i want u smutty

- say it

- i want u ;p

- tell me what u wanna do to me im close im so close

- well what i'd really like to do with you is incite racial hatred in suburbian bedfordshire oh man that gets me off

- ;o

 

ahahhahhhha

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3 hours ago, ajthefox said:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/sep/26/tinder-personal-data-dating-app-messages-hacked-sold

Worrying stuff. Tinder holding 800 pages of info on the author of that article, including details of when she was talking to 16 matches concurrently. God knows how much info they hold on me.

 

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Oh yeah, no need to panic lol

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On 26/09/2014 at 21:51, General Smuts said:

Desmond is on Tinder

He wears a Tinder hat

He lives with Captain Scarlet

In Joe 90's council flat

He swipes right when they're rotten

He swipes left when they're fit

But he can't get a single match

Cos he looks like Luke Chadwick

 

Oooooooooooooooh Desmond is on Tinder ...

 

On 01/09/2017 at 12:04, General Smuts said:

Bahahahahaha I'm howling. Behave Smuts. Bahahaha.

 

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Why wasn't this our theme tune?

@General Smuts quoting himself....

 

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