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Guest Basildon Fox
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More than 1 line but here are the all time classics for me.

I'd like to say I didn't sh*g her in the shower, or sh*g her at all that weekend but I did and probably in excess of 5 times, i'm not sure whether it was because she'd had a kid, but it was like stirring porridge when I gave her one. Touch the sides? They were about 3 feet away. I feel sick just typing this, what sort of a man does that? Especially given he didn't want to, or claim he didn't want to anyway.

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I tried to stay out of her way, but it lasted about 2 days before she collared me. I'd got a brand spanking new denim jacket on and she threw a snakebite and black at me, couple of windmills pinged at me and then I ended up sh*gging her again. No word of a lie. My darkest hour ever. I'm livid as I type this, what a moron.

Guest Basildon Fox
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We should swap the kop for the family stand.

Guest Basildon Fox
Posted

That's racist.

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