Food glorious food (The cooking thread)

[Buce]

13 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

The dogs had heart for supper last night, I had liver and kidneys on toast for breakfast this morning, and we've got enough venison to last till Christmas ...      and talking of Christmas, Mrs CF doesn't know it yet but she's getting a nice furry hat from me ..      

 

 

 

 

[Countryfox]

Just now, Buce said:

 

 

 

13 minutes Bucey ! ...    if you were a fish you'd spend most of your time out of the water ...   

[Buce]

Just now, Countryfox said:

 

13 minutes Bucey ! ...    if you were a fish you'd spend most of your time out of the water ...   

 

[Countryfox]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

Its meant to be a slight twist on the if you were a fish you'd have a sore lip thingy ...   

[Buce]

7 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

Its meant to be a slight twist on the if you were a fish you'd have a sore lip thingy ...   

 

 

I think I've entered an alternative universe where country folk speak in some kind of weird secret language. 

 

 

Edited 13 September 2017 by Buce

[Countryfox]

1 hour ago, Buce said:

 

 

I think I've entered an alternative universe where country folk speak in some kind of weird secret language. 

 

 

Is this universe on the same time as ours ? ...   if its slightly ahead can you tell me next weeks winning lottery numbers please  ..     and if its behind can you tell Rudkin to put his watch forward 14 seconds ...

[Unabomber]

Made a right legit dinner tonight. Deboned and deskinned some chicken thighs then cooked with chorizo onion peppers garlic thyme paprika red wine passata and chicken stock. Added king prawns towards the end. Served with homemade flatbreads with garlic parsley butter, and paprika potato wedges. 

 

[Countryfox]

24 minutes ago, Unabomber said:

Made a right legit dinner tonight. Deboned and deskinned some chicken thighs then cooked with chorizo onion peppers garlic thyme paprika red wine passata and chicken stock. Added king prawns towards the end. Served with homemade flatbreads with garlic parsley butter, and paprika potato wedges. 

 

 

Looks lovely Una ...    Perhaps slightly better arranged on the plate ...    Being picky but hopefully helpful here ...     And I hope you washed it down with a good wine !  

[Unabomber]

Yeah man if I was aiming to impress I could've made it look better but it tasted so good. Need to make a note as I was winging it. Had a decent cab sav from Aldi 

[Unabomber]

The flatbreads were brilliant. Plain flour water salt pepper and oregano and some oil. Rolled fried and topped with the butter. 

[Turbogre]

8 hours ago, Unabomber said:

Made a right legit dinner tonight. Deboned and deskinned some chicken thighs then cooked with chorizo onion peppers garlic thyme paprika red wine passata and chicken stock. Added king prawns towards the end. Served with homemade flatbreads with garlic parsley butter, and paprika potato wedges. 

 

Has your dog been sick? 

[Unabomber]

3 hours ago, Turbogre said:

Has your dog been sick? 

Once yeah about 2 weeks ago when he ate cat shit. So that's not too bad considering he is only 4 months. Strange question, why do you ask?

[Turbogre]

10 hours ago, Unabomber said:

Once yeah about 2 weeks ago when he ate cat shit. So that's not too bad considering he is only 4 months. Strange question, why do you ask?

I was worried he was sick on your plate bro.

[Unabomber]

10 minutes ago, Turbogre said:

I was worried he was sick on your plate bro.

No I eat off of plate which is on a table and my dog is a miniature dachshund so he wouldn't be able to climb up onto the table and then be sick on my dinner. Thanks for your concern though, it's very strange but appreciated. 

[Turbogre]

36 minutes ago, Unabomber said:

No I eat off of plate which is on a table and my dog is a miniature dachshund so he wouldn't be able to climb up onto the table and then be sick on my dinner. Thanks for your concern though, it's very strange but appreciated. 

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

Still worried someone has been sick on your plate though, whoever it was, just hope they get better soon.

[Carl the Llama]

I dread to imagine the sort of crap Turbogre considers 'real food'.  Man probably lives off chicken nuggets.

[VLC86]

Got to be honest I would demolish what Una cooked right now, looks great!

 

I really need to start cooking properly again, I barely have any time at the minute and haven't even been gym this week so when I get free time I want something that isn't going to take ages to cook.

[Unabomber]

1 hour ago, Turbogre said:

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

Still worried someone has been sick on your plate though, whoever it was, just hope they get better soon.

No one was sick on my plate. I understand you think the dinner I made looks like dog/human sick though so thanks for your feedback. 

[Kopfkino]

1 hour ago, Turbogre said:

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

Still worried someone has been sick on your plate though, whoever it was, just hope they get better soon.

 

You, my friend, must be a vomit master. I wish my sick looked that good.

[ScouseFox]

made crispy chilli beef tonight man it was good 

[Sharpe's Fox]

don't think I've ever had anything beef that is crispy

[ScouseFox]

well you're missing out. crispy chilli beef from the chinese, them beef flavoured hula hoops. all great things. 

[Durnerz]

I've thought a lot about the Uuni oven but now I'm taken with the Morso Forno grill, as close to a quality oven/bbq/smoker as there is currently. It looks quality.

[Webbo]

26 minutes ago, Sharpe's Fox said:

don't think I've ever had anything beef that is crispy

Beef crisps?

[Jattdogg]

3 hours ago, Sharpe's Fox said:

don't think I've ever had anything beef that is crispy

Well done steak?