GaelicFox Posted 4 July 2016 Posted 4 July 2016 Manure put out a statement saying Chris "Mike" Smalling had food poising and was in hospital.This is a fairly unusual food poisoning presentation
StanSP Posted 4 July 2016 Posted 4 July 2016 He fainted and whacked his head? he got in a fight and Man Utd are using food poisoning as an excuse
AyewJoking Posted 4 July 2016 Posted 4 July 2016 now he can have one of those cool lines in his eyebrow without having to worry about the hair growing back. rumours circulating that wayne rooney has called dibs on the severed brow to replenish his hair transplant.
GaelicFox Posted 4 July 2016 Author Posted 4 July 2016 He fainted and whacked his head? Exactly how many time did he whack his head ? Look at the state of him
m4DD0gg Posted 4 July 2016 Posted 4 July 2016 my money is he got banged out by a pissed off england fan
Great Boos Up Posted 4 July 2016 Posted 4 July 2016 He accidentally swallowed an inflatable dinosaur.
GaelicFox Posted 4 July 2016 Author Posted 4 July 2016 @@DB11 can anyone put that spoiler on pictures or just mods ?? It's a good idea at tea time
Webbo Posted 4 July 2016 Posted 4 July 2016 @@DB11 can anyone put that spoiler on pictures or just mods ?? It's a good idea at tea time Third icon along the top, looks like a white square with 2 green stripes in it.. Click that, pretty self explanatory after that.
DB11 Posted 4 July 2016 Posted 4 July 2016 @@DB11 can anyone put that spoiler on pictures or just mods ?? It's a good idea at tea time You can just use the BB Code spoiler [spoiler]Text to appear in spoiler goes here[/spoiler]
Solihullfox Posted 4 July 2016 Posted 4 July 2016 To be fair he may have fainted. I had severe food poisoning a couple of years ago and having woken up with the first thought being....oh dear this doesn't feel right, I made a rush for the bathroom and passed out smacking my head on the bathroom door handle as I went down. Alternatively something else may have happened to Chris in Bali.
Guest Sharpe's Fox Posted 4 July 2016 Posted 4 July 2016 The lobster he was having for his tea gave him a few nips.
Guest Posted 5 July 2016 Posted 5 July 2016 http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/pretzel-choke-cold-opening/n11551 SNL: President Bush Choked On A Pretzel
GaelicFox Posted 5 July 2016 Author Posted 5 July 2016 he got knocked the fcck out by a lady boy with a seriously big kipper
SystonFox Posted 5 July 2016 Posted 5 July 2016 by a lady boy with a seriously big kipper Love a good spoiler
Stadt Posted 5 July 2016 Posted 5 July 2016 he must be a right pussy then he's 6'4 and obviously athletic and yet someone has sparked him (unless there was a group)
Tielemans63 Posted 5 July 2016 Posted 5 July 2016 To be fair that looks horrific....he really should shave it off. Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk
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