Rincewind Posted 22 September 2016 Posted 22 September 2016 Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling it brings. Dogs have masters, cats have slaves.
Rincewind Posted 23 September 2016 Posted 23 September 2016 Those who fart in church sit in their own pew.
ozleicester Posted 23 September 2016 Posted 23 September 2016 Ain't no use in complainin'When you've got a job to do (BA)
Smudge Posted 23 September 2016 Posted 23 September 2016 If you want an opinion, don't ask a question if there's only one answer.
Thracian Posted 23 September 2016 Author Posted 23 September 2016 1. "The Only way To Predict The Future Is To Create It" - Peter F Drucker .
Carl the Llama Posted 23 September 2016 Posted 23 September 2016 "The world's favourite airline" (BA)
Vlad the Fox Posted 23 September 2016 Posted 23 September 2016 Why do daddy long legs sit around doing **** all when they've only got two days worth of living at best?
Carl the Llama Posted 23 September 2016 Posted 23 September 2016 9 minutes ago, Vlad the Fox said: Why do daddy long legs sit around doing **** all when they've only got two days worth of living at best? Probably because after those two days they still have another 8-13 days (lifespan of a crane fly is 10-15 days) so why rush, man?
Vlad the Fox Posted 23 September 2016 Posted 23 September 2016 Just now, Carl the Llama said: Probably because after those two days they still have another 8-13 days (lifespan of a crane fly is 10-15 days) so why rush, man? not round mine once my daughter spots them. You'd think we'd been invaded by flying child eating spiders.
Rincewind Posted 24 September 2016 Posted 24 September 2016 The difference between a man and a squirrel is that a squirrel cracks his nuts on a rock and a man doesn't doesn't
Rincewind Posted 25 September 2016 Posted 25 September 2016 People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege..
Thracian Posted 25 September 2016 Author Posted 25 September 2016 Your "inner self" may only be found if the right person to pull the covers off! (Dreamweaver).
Strokes Posted 25 September 2016 Posted 25 September 2016 He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future. AH
Rincewind Posted 26 September 2016 Posted 26 September 2016 When everything's coming your way you're in the wrong lane.
Thracian Posted 26 September 2016 Author Posted 26 September 2016 Experiences offer the lessons which should leave you better able to make future decisions.
Buce Posted 26 September 2016 Posted 26 September 2016 5 hours ago, Jon the Hat said: Oh god is it Monday already? After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF..
Rincewind Posted 27 September 2016 Posted 27 September 2016 Join the army, visit exotic places, meet new people, then kill them.
Rincewind Posted 28 September 2016 Posted 28 September 2016 When you're right no-one remembers, when you're wrong no-one forgets.
Thracian Posted 28 September 2016 Author Posted 28 September 2016 Never mind your destiny. It’s the next step that counts. (Dreamweaver).
Strokes Posted 28 September 2016 Posted 28 September 2016 On Tuesday, September 27, 2016 at 10:04, Rincewind said: Join the army, visit exotic places, meet new people, then kill them. WTF, that is pathetic.
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