Strokes Posted 12 September 2016 Posted 12 September 2016 13 minutes ago, Unabomber said: If you want to see the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain. Or buy some skittles.
Izzy Posted 12 September 2016 Posted 12 September 2016 "Enough's as good as a feast to a blind horse" as my old man used to say...
Guest Mee-9 Posted 12 September 2016 Posted 12 September 2016 1 hour ago, Unabomber said: If you want to see the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain. "And People Say She's Just A Big Pair Of Tits."
MPH Posted 12 September 2016 Posted 12 September 2016 4 hours ago, Buce said: Duh. Because he invented time travel, dude. Don't they teach history where you're from? Usually skived history at lanky boys haha
Rincewind Posted 13 September 2016 Posted 13 September 2016 I have started a thought for the day on Facebook. Still to put today's up. Education is important but beer is importanter. (no spelling correction?)
Parafox Posted 13 September 2016 Posted 13 September 2016 It is the wise man who has vision that can foresee Ken will miss the point
Thracian Posted 13 September 2016 Author Posted 13 September 2016 Be calm - neither panic nor impatience ever made a problem easier.
AKCJ Posted 13 September 2016 Posted 13 September 2016 If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.
Jimothy Posted 13 September 2016 Posted 13 September 2016 Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 13 September 2016 Posted 13 September 2016 16 hours ago, Buce said: Duh. Because he invented time travel, dude. Don't they teach history where you're from? History is bunk - Henry Ford
Webbo Posted 13 September 2016 Posted 13 September 2016 1 hour ago, Trav Le Bleu said: History is bunk - Henry Ford That's just an internet myth, there wasn't any history when Henry Ford was alive.
MPH Posted 13 September 2016 Posted 13 September 2016 4 hours ago, Facecloth said: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit. And an open display of it in a lift, will make everyone feel uncomfortable....
Strokes Posted 13 September 2016 Posted 13 September 2016 17 minutes ago, Buce said: A wise man can learn from even a fool. Well you learn something new everyday
Buce Posted 13 September 2016 Posted 13 September 2016 1 hour ago, Strokes said: Well you learn something new everyday Oh, very bloody funny.
Buzzell Posted 13 September 2016 Posted 13 September 2016 On 12/09/2016 at 21:53, Jattdogg said: Are fleshlights really that good?
Rincewind Posted 14 September 2016 Posted 14 September 2016 Science is God's way of telling you he doesn't exist.
sm1 Posted 14 September 2016 Posted 14 September 2016 22 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said: History is bunk - Henry Ford History is written by the victors - Winston Churchill
Thracian Posted 15 September 2016 Author Posted 15 September 2016 22 hours ago, sm1 said: History is written by the victors - Winston Churchill 22 hours ago, sm1 said: History is written by the victors - Winston Churchill Seems appropriate this morning looking at the Champions League table!
Thracian Posted 15 September 2016 Author Posted 15 September 2016 Special friends are like viagra for the mind.
Rincewind Posted 15 September 2016 Posted 15 September 2016 If the wife says to you 'Am I right or am I wrong', she is actually saying, 'you had better say I am right or there will be no sex for a month.
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