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Annoying kid sat next to your season ticket seat

By lmtiazLCFC4LIFE, in General Chat

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Durnerz

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Guys behind me at the Fleetwood game were proper 'innit bruv's' who poorly disguised themselves as Leicester supporters by discussing their love for Man Utd and especially Pogba. Pair of bellends. 

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Rob1742

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2 hours ago, lmtiazLCFC4LIFE said:

How do you muster up the courage to tell the parent of the kid sitting next to you to stop touching me with his clap banner during home matches? It's pissing me off and giving me OCD anxiety during the game! That's not what I pay for! 

Pschological warfare is needed.

 

1. Buy a large packet of Moams and eat them constantly throughout the game in front of them and smile. Under no circumstances offer them one.

 

2. Feed yourself beforehand to encourage really bad eggy farts. When you drop said fart, give them a smile and a thumbs up.

 

Just make it as uncomfortable for them as they make it for you. 

 

 

Its not the kids that are the problem, it’s the parents that allow it to happen. That’s what annoys me. I was getting kicked to death last year by some kid behind me last season, and his Dad was oblivious.

 

I must say my lad was always extremely well behaved, I ensured he didn’t annoy anyone. Apart from the time I gave him a banana when he was about three, and he sneezed. The poor woman in front got a right banana blast. I failed miserably that day I am afraid. 

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Izzy

Izzy

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18 minutes ago, lmtiazLCFC4LIFE said:

Are you the real Izzy Muzzet?!

Nah, you’re thinking of Muzzy Izzet.

 

I’m Izzy Muzzett :thumbup:

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Jattdogg

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4 minutes ago, Rob1742 said:

Pschological warfare is needed.

 

1. Buy a large packet of Moams and eat them constantly throughout the game in front of them and smile. Under no circumstances offer them one.

 

2. Feed yourself beforehand to encourage really bad eggy farts. When you drop said fart, give them a smile and a thumbs up.

 

Just make it as uncomfortable for them as they make it for you. 

 

 

Its not the kids that are the problem, it’s the parents that allow it to happen. That’s what annoys me. I was getting kicked to death last year by some kid behind me last season, and his Dad was oblivious.

 

I must say my lad was always extremely well behaved, I ensured he didn’t annoy anyone. Apart from the time I gave him a banana when he was about three, and he sneezed. The poor woman in front got a right banana blast. I failed miserably that day I am afraid. 

Games should be 10+  lol. Ok only joking but the fact of the matter is parents are not really paying attention because they are either busy watching the game or taking selfies to post online or coming 10 minutes late and leaving early (how dare they leave early) or doing drugs in the loo. I would just have a polite word with the parent and if they are the cvnt type then you can either  talk to a steward or twat both  the parent and the kid (life lessons....but joking about hitting a kid unless you bring your own kid to  twat the cvnty kid).

 

Moving seats is always an option but then you could end up next to a goon like izzy.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Nah, you’re thinking of Muzzy Izzet.

 

I’m Izzy Muzzett :thumbup:

Original Sweet prince #1. 

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FLAN

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How big is this kid and does he have a body odour problem?  If the answer is yes I’m glad he’s near you not me these days ?

 

seriously i I have a child and if someone mentioned the same to me I’d be fine and sort it out. Most people would 

lmtiazLCFC4LIFE

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33 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Nah, you’re thinking of Muzzy Izzet.

 

I’m Izzy Muzzett :thumbup:

I'm not gonna lie I did initially misread it as Muzzy Izzet in a hurry so I thought it may be the legend himself but then when I just realised it was Izzy I felt embarrassed and in order to save myself from embarrassment I had to say, "Yeah I know lol! I thought maybe you're his wife!" Lol. ? We all make mistakes when we read too fast! 

lmtiazLCFC4LIFE

lmtiazLCFC4LIFE

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24 minutes ago, F1_AN said:

How big is this kid and does he have a body odour problem?  If the answer is yes I’m glad he’s near you not me these days ?

 

seriously i I have a child and if someone mentioned the same to me I’d be fine and sort it out. Most people would 

This dad seems like the **** type, he could clearly see that his son was distressing me as I kept looking over my shoulder but still he wouldn't discipline his son! Instead he rewards him by putting him on a booster seat! ? Asshole!

 

3 minutes ago, lmtiazLCFC4LIFE said:

This dad seems like the **** type, he could clearly see that his son was distressing me as I kept looking over my shoulder but still he wouldn't discipline his son! Instead he rewards him by putting him on a booster seat! ? Asshole!

Also not everyone has the strength or the will to keep asking politely to discipline their child! It's common sense! 

Izzy

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19 minutes ago, Steve_Walsh5 said:

Hi Tincy/Tuborgre :wave:

I did wonder. Smelt a bit fishy this one :rolleyes:

Otis

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3 hours ago, lmtiazLCFC4LIFE said:

How do you muster up the courage to tell the parent of the kid sitting next to you to stop touching me with his clap banner during home matches? It's pissing me off and giving me OCD anxiety during the game! That's not what I pay for! 

 

3 hours ago, lmtiazLCFC4LIFE said:

I have OCD and anxiety so I don't want to touch him back and asking his parent to stop touching me or to move his booster seat out of my leg space also gives me anxiety so I emailed [email protected] to see if they can relocate me free of charge as a one off exception due to mental health reasons!

 

3 hours ago, lmtiazLCFC4LIFE said:

I have OCD, anxiety and depression which in fact is a disability and I told [email protected] and how this was aggravating my illness so hopefully they should move me someplace else free of charge as they do cater great for disabilities! 

And now depression.

3 hours ago, lmtiazLCFC4LIFE said:

Thank you for the response but because I have anxiety and depression I don't feel like asking and even if I was going to plan on asking it would give me anxiety and ruin my day out. Do you see where I'm coming from? It's definitely not your daughter! God bless!

Has your OCD gone?

 

Perhaps a football stadium isn't the best place for you?

 

Clearly a WUM

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Otis

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2 minutes ago, Walkers said:

I spent the entirity of last season in the Kop being whacked in the arm by some child with an inflatable dinosaur of all things.

Did you move seat?

Claridge

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2 hours ago, lmtiazLCFC4LIFE said:

Hate know it all kids that start chanting and commentating on the game like they run the place!

You have a lot of issues.Have you ever had any help?

Sambiasso

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Sounds like someone needs some bubble wrap and a safe place! What happens if your new seat is next to a child that you don't like the look of? or whose behaviour does not befit your standards? Fuching snowflakes these day 

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