What Would You Give Other FTers For Christmas

[Mike Oxlong]

I would put FIF on probation and remove his posting limit 

 

And I’d buy Izzy a slot at the Leicester Comedy Festival 

[Max Wall]

1 minute ago, Mike Oxlong said:

I would put FIF on probation and remove his posting limit 

 

And I’d buy Izzy a decent joke book 

This really was the worst night to run out of reps early.

 

 

My suggestions would result in a ban so I'm keeping them to myself 

[Max Wall]

@Col city fan, a years membership to the fan clubs of Daniel Amartey and Lee Cattermole. Heaven & hell.

[Max Wall]

@StriderHiryu, The complete book of football tactics 1863-2018 (Expanded and uncut edition). Keep him busy and stop him confusing me with his insanely complex tactics posts. 

Two nets, one ball Strider, that's as much as I can understand 

 

[Stadt]

Some paracetamol for @MattP's inbound gout

[Max Wall]

Crate of Strawberry mirinde for...

Well, you know who you are.

[Max Wall]

A time machine for @Fox92

[Max Wall]

Caps lock for @ScouseFox

[Carl the Llama]

A map of Iceland and Finland for @Buce.

[Fox92]

Just now, Max Wall said:

A time machine for @Fox92

Thank you Max. 

 

My first choice would be to go back to the recording studio and watch Susanna Hoffs record Eternal Flame.

[Max Wall]

Just now, Fox92 said:

Thank you Max. 

 

My first choice would be to go back to the recording studio and watch Susanna Hoffs record Eternal Flame.

Haha, I have no reps left but I know the story you're referring to. Can I join you?

[Max Wall]

@Carl the Llama and @Buce matching eternity rings.

[Buce]

5 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

A map of Iceland and Finland for @Buce.

 

That’s kind of you, Carl, but we both know you wouldn’t know where to find one. 

[Max Wall]

7 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

A map of Iceland and Finland for @Buce.

Map of poundland for you Carl?

[Wymsey]

@Webbo 

 

[Mark_w]

@kingfox attention.

[Buce]

13 minutes ago, Fox92 said:

Thank you Max. 

 

My first choice would be to go back to the recording studio and watch Susanna Hoffs record Eternal Flame.

 

I’ve heard Olivia Newton John recorded ‘Hopelessly Devoted to You’ in the same fashion. 

[StanSP]

 

For @Kitchandro

[Max Wall]

Lifted will want weed. Not sure if I should bother wrapping it though?

[Max Wall]

1 minute ago, StanSP said:

 

For @Kitchandro

I had Kitch up first but I genuinely thought I might get restricted if I did it. It was always going to happen though.

[Max Wall]

@Mike Oxlong's wife will probably be happy with soothing cream of some kind (so he tells me).

[Max Wall]

For @HighPeakFox, an autocorrect for every other human being. 

[Carl the Llama]

21 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

That’s kind of you, Carl, but we both know you wouldn’t know where to find one. 

I'm sure Smiths have a Scandinavia section. 

[Mike Oxlong]

9 minutes ago, Max Wall said:

@Mike Oxlong's wife will probably be happy with soothing cream of some kind (so he tells me).

Only because I’m economical with the truth and prone to exaggerate 

 

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Carl the Llama said:

I'm sure Smiths have a Scandinavia section. 

 

That sounds just the job. 

 

As long as you don’t need to cross any roads to get there...