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The 5 millionth post sweepstake.

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4 minutes ago, jonthefox said:

currently on 4 998 958 ( as i write) . who do you reckon will get it and when?.

Challenge accepted. What will I win?

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8 minutes ago, Wymeswold fox said:

Someone mentioning Spurs, Rachel Riley or complaining about James Maddison.

Or Brexit 

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23 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

Challenge accepted. What will I win?

 

3 minutes ago, Buce said:

@Babylon of course.

 

:o

 

 

Wouldn't know where to put him, tbh

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44 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

Challenge accepted. What will I win?

My undying admiration 💙

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I reckon @Dr The Singh will make the 5 millionth post and I guarantee there will be a sexual reference in it :thumbup:

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I've found out for anyone who was wondering...

 

While mermaids have historically been described as possessing of "fish" tails, historically dolphins and other marine mammals have also been described as fish. Given the visual similarities between mermaids and dolphins, and the greater biological compatibility of marine mammals and humans than between humans and fish, I think it's clear that what mermaids actually have are dolphin tails. 

This hypothesis is supported by the multiple stories of human-mermaid interbreeding and intersexual exploits. 

Therefore, they undoubtedly have sex similar to how dolphins have sex; mermaids have vaginas, mermen have penises, etc.

Sexual organ of a female dolphin (add more colorful skin for mermaid and, per Kat Tanaka Okopnik's suggestion, eliminate the mammary slits, since a mermaid has breasts):
 

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5 minutes ago, Grebfromgrebland said:

Do mermaids have vaginas? Always wondered that. 

No, it’s craft beer mate that’s the point.

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