Is it just me?

[TiffToff88]

There must be things about you that make you think "Is it just me? Am I wierd for liking/doing that?"

 

 

For me it's new sponges. I love the smell of a new sponge. Anyone else love to get nostril deep into a new sponge?

[VLC86]

Definitely just you, freak.

[Suzie the Fox]

13 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said:

There must be things about you that make you think "Is it just me? Am I wierd for liking/doing that?"

 

 

For me it's new sponges. I love the smell of a new sponge. Anyone else love to get nostril deep into a new sponge?

I didn't even realise sponges smelt of anything. I guess you are talking about the living ones that come out of the sea and not the ones you buy x3 for £1 at Wilkos? 

[Guest]

39 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said:

There must be things about you that make you think "Is it just me? Am I wierd for liking/doing that?"

 

 

For me it's new sponges. I love the smell of a new sponge. Anyone else love to get nostril deep into a new sponge?

According to google:  was mentioned on the internet in 2008, then again by someone in 2014. Looks like somebody in 2010 was keen on them but probably pregnant. Daily Mail had an article on a teenager who ate sponges. 

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

I love the smell of stagnant canal water. Fvck knows why but it touches my soul

[Buce]

Funnily enough, I’ve just had that very thought. I’ve just had to rescue a runaway (float away?) narrowboat that had slipped its moorings because the owners couldn’t tie a basic knot. 

 

Isn’t it a really basic life-skill? Or is it just me?

[bovril]

Is it just me that hates football videos with over-emotive music often from film soundtracks set to slo-mo footage?

[Alf Bentley]

1 hour ago, TiffToff88 said:

There must be things about you that make you think "Is it just me? Am I wierd for liking/doing that?"

 

 

For me it's new sponges. I love the smell of a new sponge. Anyone else love to get nostril deep into a new sponge?

 

6 minutes ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

I love the smell of stagnant canal water. Fvck knows why but it touches my soul

 

Perhaps the two of you could get together?

 

TiffToff could get nostril deep in a new sponge, then dip it in stagnant canal water and pass it on to Mr. Shabadoo.

 

Freaks and weirdos need to work together as a team.

 

I've been known to inhale deeply in the vicinity of boiling tarmac, so if they're repairing the towpath any time, maybe I could join in?

[Nick]

This has the makings of a canal side 3 way rub down.

[jonthefox]

Must be just me, but I love leaving early at football matches.

[ozleicester]

15 minutes ago, jonthefox said:

Must be just me, but I love leaving early at football matches.

From what ive heard.. its not just you

[VLC86]

3 hours ago, jonthefox said:

Must be just me, but I love leaving early at football matches.

I love sitting down at away matches.

[Buce]

5 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

I love sitting down at away matches.

 

Doesn't that hurt your haemorrhoids, grandad?

[Jattdogg]

Am i the only "man" that sits to pee (at home)?

 

When you are tasked with cleaning washrooms you recognize fast how dirty bastards who have 0 aim are in fact needing of a beat down. 

 

Its reduces risk of splashing on the rim, decreases the risk of catching herpes and can easily turn  into a fantastic shit.

 

Win-win.

 

Although the herpes point could be moot if your whore friends use your home toilets.

 

 

[VLC86]

1 hour ago, Buce said:

 

Doesn't that hurt your haemorrhoids, grandad?

They are fine but standing for 90 does **** my knees up. I really am an old man in a young body.

[Jon the Hat]

3 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Am i the only "man" that sits to pee (at home)?

 

When you are tasked with cleaning washrooms you recognize fast how dirty bastards who have 0 aim are in fact needing of a beat down. 

 

Its reduces risk of splashing on the rim, decreases the risk of catching herpes and can easily turn  into a fantastic shit.

 

Win-win.

 

Although the herpes point could be moot if your whore friends use your home toilets.

 

 

Hard to read your phone standing up!

[tom27111]

4 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Am i the only "man" that sits to pee (at home)?

 

When you are tasked with cleaning washrooms you recognize fast how dirty bastards who have 0 aim are in fact needing of a beat down. 

 

Its reduces risk of splashing on the rim, decreases the risk of catching herpes and can easily turn  into a fantastic shit.

 

Win-win.

 

Although the herpes point could be moot if your whore friends use your home toilets.

 

 

 

Genuinely, every time we win a match, I treat myself to a sit down wee.

 

Other than that, I stand.

[HybridFox]

2 hours ago, tom27111 said:

 

Genuinely, every time we win a match, I treat myself to a sit down wee.

 

Other than that, I stand.

"Sit when you're winning, you only sit when you're winning" 

[Benguin]

Is it just me that farts in bed and then pulls the covers over my head so I can smell it?

 

is it just me that loves the feeling of cracking toes?

 

 

[Buce]

27 minutes ago, Benguin said:

Is it just me that farts in bed and then pulls the covers over my head so I can smell it?

 

is it just me that loves the feeling of cracking toes?

 

 

 

Yep.

[VLC86]

50 minutes ago, Benguin said:

Is it just me that farts in bed and then pulls the covers over my head so I can smell it?

 

is it just me that loves the feeling of cracking toes?

 

 

Depends if it causes fart sniffers pain or not. If it causes them pain i’m a fan.

[Buce]

2 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Depends if it causes fart sniffers pain or not. If it causes them pain i’m a fan.

 

Wtf?

[VLC86]

4 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Wtf?

 

[tom27111]

When the commentator says "Shaquiri", you repeat it twice in your best Wyclef Jean voice? 

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

On 06/05/2019 at 17:46, Jattdogg said:

Am i the only "man" that sits to pee (at home)?

 

When you are tasked with cleaning washrooms you recognize fast how dirty bastards who have 0 aim are in fact needing of a beat down. 

 

Its reduces risk of splashing on the rim, decreases the risk of catching herpes and can easily turn  into a fantastic shit.

 

Win-win.

 

Although the herpes point could be moot if your whore friends use your home toilets.

 

 

Since I lost use of my legs ( not permanent)  mid pee in the middle of the night a few years ago I always sit down if I need a pee at night, not in the day though, that’s the kind of guy I am ?