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"Life of Brian" quotes.

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3 minutes ago, PAULCFC said:

If Holy Grail then........Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberrys.

I fart in your general direction.

 

Come back and fight. 'Tis but a scratch

A scratch? You're arm's off, what are you gonna do, bleed on me?

 

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Holy Grail: 

"I tell you, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide".

"Fetch me the holy Hand grenade of Antioch"

"How does it... um... how does it work"?

"Consult the Book of Armaments".

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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1 hour ago, Parafox said:

Some cracking lines in Life of Brian. And in The Holy Grail.

 

Two of the funniest films I have ever seen.

 

Monty Python's Flying Circus is superb in general though (understatement I know). There are some sketches that I don't find funny but there are more great sketches that are so funny. I recently watched The Argument Clinic for the first time in ages and forgot how good it is. Then consider sketches like Dead Parrot, Spanish Inquisition, Hitler (Hilter!), Cheese Shop.... absolute classics and great comedy.

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10 hours ago, winteriscoming said:

Crucifixion? 
No freedom, they said I haven’t done anything wrong and can go and live on an island somewhere. 
Oh ok then. Off you go. 
No I’m pulling your leg. It’s crucifixion. 

Love that bit.

 

Also when they're taking him down and he's shouting something like "I'm not really Brian, put me back.... Romans can't take a joke".

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17 hours ago, Sydney_Blue said:

 

He's said it again. Your only making it worse for yourself.

How can I make it worse. Jehovah..Jehovah

 

Are there any women here?

 

I wan't to make it absolutely clear that no-one, I mean no-one, is to throw a stone even if they do say Jehovah

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17 hours ago, Sydney_Blue said:

 

He's said it again. Your only making it worse for yourself.

How can I make it worse. Jehovah..Jehovah

 

Are there any women here?

 

I wan't to make it absolutely clear that no-one, I mean no-one, is to throw a stone even if they do say Jehovah

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2 hours ago, Fox92 said:

Two of the funniest films I have ever seen.

 

Monty Python's Flying Circus is superb in general though (understatement I know). There are some sketches that I don't find funny but there are more great sketches that are so funny. I recently watched The Argument Clinic for the first time in ages and forgot how good it is. Then consider sketches like Dead Parrot, Spanish Inquisition, Hitler (Hilter!), Cheese Shop.... absolute classics and great comedy.

Egg,spam, bacon and spam..

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Surely, we can also include quotes to the successors of Monty Python.. Fawlty Towers, Not the Nine Clock News (in terms of the style of humour)?

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11 minutes ago, StevieLynex said:

How do you know she is a witch?

 

If she weighs the same as a duck then she is a witch.

One of my favourites is/

 

”How do you know she is a witch?”

”err.... she looks like one!” 

 

lol

 

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