"Life of Brian" quotes.

[Parafox]

"Blessed are the cheesemakers"!
"What's so special about the cheesemakers"?
"Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products".

 

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[urban.spaceman]

"I'm not oppressing you, you don't have a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate, you gonna keep it in a box?!"

[PAULCFC]

 Oh! It's blessed are the meek! I'm glad they're getting something, they had a hell of a time...

[Fox92]

"Listen, if you wanted to join the PFJ you'd have to really hate the Romans"

"I do!"

"Oh yeah! How much?

"A lot!"

"... Right... you're in"

[Guest StevieLynex]

I'm Brian and so is my wife

[Guest StevieLynex]

All I said was that halibut was good enough for Jehovah

[Guest StevieLynex]

Whom should we welease

[FoxesDeb]

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

[Guest StevieLynex]

Crucifixation is too good for them

[Guest StevieLynex]

You need to think for yourselves..you are all individuals

[Izzy]

Alright, I AM the messiah. Now FVCK OFF!

[Guest StevieLynex]

4 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Alright, I AM the messiah. Now FVCK OFF!

How shall we FVCK OFF?

[Parafox]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[Parafox]

Sywike him, centuwion, vewy woughly.

 

"What's so funny about... Biggus Dickus? He has a wife you know". "Oh really, what's her name"? "Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks"

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[zorro en españa]

44 minutes ago, StevieLynex said:

You need to think for yourselves..you are all individuals

I’m not

[st albans fox]

I was blind and now I can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ........

[Parafox]

Spare a shekel for an old ex-leper?

1 hour ago, FoxesDeb said:

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Reg to Brian: "Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites..."

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[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

There's no Messiah in here. There's a mess all right, but no Messiah. Now go away.

[urban.spaceman]

Probably the ballsiest line of any Python moment:

 

Brian:

"You mean you were RAPED?"

Brian's mum:

"Well, at first, yeah."

[Trav Le Bleu]

He is the Messiah, and I should know, I've followed a few!

[Trav Le Bleu]

3 hours ago, Parafox said:

Sywike him, centuwion, vewy woughly.

 

"What's so funny about... Biggus Dickus? He has a wife you know". "Oh really, what's her name"? "Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks"

"The little wascal has spiwit."

 

"What sir?"

 

"Spiwit!"

 

"Yes he did sir!"

[ozleicester]

SPLITTERRR!
 

Scheckel for an ex leper?

That's my Juniper bush!

Follow the gourd

[urban.spaceman]

Let me come with you Pontiuth. I may be of thome atthithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith. 

[WigstonWanderer]

He wanks higher than many in wome!

[Sydney_Blue]

 

9 hours ago, StevieLynex said:

All I said was that halibut was good enough for Jehovah

He's said it again. Your only making it worse for yourself.