Census 2021 - Make Vardyism your religion

[Guest foxestalkisfullofidiots]

On 06/03/2021 at 17:01, DennisNedry said:

Sorry to be a killjoy but won't you lot be counted as 'religious' now despite it being a joke? 

Is it because he is real?

[ozleicester]

On 07/03/2021 at 01:01, DennisNedry said:

Sorry to be a killjoy but won't you lot be counted as 'religious' now despite it being a joke? 

I was a census collector back in 2010 2011... (wow you see some things), but i was of the understanding that yes, you will be counted a "religious" and when the census is used for government planning etc... they will just see that X% of the British public identifies as religious.

Edited 12 March 2021 by ozleicester

[Houdini Logic]

On 06/03/2021 at 17:01, DennisNedry said:

Sorry to be a killjoy but won't you lot be counted as 'religious' now despite it being a joke? 

A non-believer!

[FoyleFox]

On 06/03/2021 at 11:46, dynamark said:

I had the cencus come today and an invite to participate in a random invite Covid survey as well .Seems I am finally in demand as a govt guinea pig..The covid thing is a test kit  sent to you and courier collects to see if you have it or not,Maybe they will send me into space next to see if I can survive !

Back to footy best team out tonight from the ko and give Under at least 30 minutes if we need 

Received and completed ours last week too. Unless we die can't see anything changing by next week.

 

We're also COVID test guinea pigs, someone comes once a week to do a swab test and once a month for a blood sample. And they give us £25 each for the privilege of taking our bodily fluids 

[tom27111]

38 minutes ago, FoyleFox said:

Received and completed ours last week too. Unless we die can't see anything changing by next week.

 

We're also COVID test guinea pigs, someone comes once a week to do a swab test and once a month for a blood sample. And they give us £25 each for the privilege of taking our bodily fluids 

Costs me 4 times as much for someone to take mine 

Edited 12 March 2021 by tom27111

[Vlad the Fox]

6 hours ago, Houdini Logic said:

A non-believer!

Stone him!!! 

[Vlad the Fox]

I was one of a few believers that voted Vardy in the last general election. 

[Lambert09]

I know people often question him for his silliness but I genuinely think he’d make a great striking coach. He can still have a laugh with the guys but he is such a clever player I’m sure he’d be a big asset 
 

He’d be perfect for this type of role because tactically he is spot on 

Edited 12 March 2021 by Lambert09

[Collymore]

56 minutes ago, Lambert09 said:

I know people often question him for his silliness but I genuinely think he’d make a great striking coach.

I honestly thought I was about to read:

 

"I know people often question him for his silliness but I genuinely think he’d make a great god" 😂

 

[Bob Farley]

1 hour ago, Vlad the Fox said:

I was one of a few believers that voted Vardy in the last general election. 

Not the only one ☝🏻 

[dmayne7]

13 hours ago, ARM1968 said:

Don’t be a cvnt. I’m a Jedi 

Can't believe they actually banned this/discounted it.

[ARM1968]

4 minutes ago, dmayne7 said:

Can't believe they actually banned this/discounted it.

I know. I identify as a lightsaber and that’s ok. So why can’t I be a Jedi?

[elvisfmcfly]

Just woke up half asleep still, read that as voyeurism. Coor blimey Blakey that new clippy. 

[HybridFox]

First words you hear in the afterlife...IT'S ELEVEN IT'S HEAVEN FOR JAMIE VARDY

[DennisNedry]

20 hours ago, ozleicester said:

I was a census collector back in 2010 2011... (wow you see some things), but i was of the understanding that yes, you will be counted a "religious" and when the census is used for government planning etc... they will just see that X% of the British public identifies as religious.

That's my concern - sorry to be too serious, but as an atheist I want to see this country as free from religion as possible as soon as possible. We don't need people putting fake religions down and inflating the 'religious' percentage so that organised religion gets more funding.

[chapero82]

If Thou chats shit then Thee will get banged

[Houdini Logic]

2 hours ago, DennisNedry said:

That's my concern - sorry to be too serious, but as an atheist I want to see this country as free from religion as possible as soon as possible. We don't need people putting fake religions down and inflating the 'religious' percentage so that organised religion gets more funding.

I'm sure the 3 people who put down 'Vardyism' as a religion aren't going to do too much damage to your grand plan. Chill out 

[dynamark]

In absolute honesty Vardyism or Jedi is just as perfectly stupid or sensible as Christian or Muslim.Water into wine for goodness ,loaves and fishes,holding back the tide,,an after life,its all bonkers and just shows how over hundreds/thousands of years folk have been willing to follow a path that promises.Bit like the national lottery. 

[TiffToff88]

17 hours ago, Vlad the Fox said:

Stone him!!! 

Nobody is to stone anyone. Even... And I want to make this absolutely clear... Even if they DO say Vardy!

[dynamark]

We should stick to crucifiction really to be traditional and there is then the odd chance of getting back by easter.

[ARM1968]

3 hours ago, DennisNedry said:

That's my concern - sorry to be too serious, but as an atheist I want to see this country as free from religion as possible as soon as possible. We don't need people putting fake religions down and inflating the 'religious' percentage so that organised religion gets more funding.

If the universe is as vast as they say, which it appears to be, then it contains more or less every possibility. Therefore a god or gods are very likely to exist. Add in multiverses and other dimensions and atheism appears little more than a religion of denial. sorry to be serious. 
 

I’ll get back to being a Jedi. 

[Vlad the Fox]

1 hour ago, TiffToff88 said:

Nobody is to stone anyone. Even... And I want to make this absolutely clear... Even if they DO say Vardy!

[DennisNedry]

2 hours ago, ARM1968 said:

If the universe is as vast as they say, which it appears to be, then it contains more or less every possibility. Therefore a god or gods are very likely to exist. Add in multiverses and other dimensions and atheism appears little more than a religion of denial. sorry to be serious. 
 

I’ll get back to being a Jedi. 

Don't want to derail the thread mate but atheism is simply an absence of belief. An Atheist doesn't state that God(s) don't exist, they may well exist, but simply that we will not believe that one does exist until presented with convincing evidence. So basically my stance on God(s) is the same as my stance on the Loch Ness monster. 

[ARM1968]

6 minutes ago, DennisNedry said:

Don't want to derail the thread mate but atheism is simply an absence of belief. An Atheist doesn't state that God(s) don't exist, they may well exist, but simply that we will not believe that one does exist until presented with convincing evidence. So basically my stance on God(s) is the same as my stance on the Loch Ness monster. 

Still a belief system 🤣

[DennisNedry]

20 minutes ago, ARM1968 said:

Still a belief system 🤣

To quote Ricky Gervais: Atheism is a belief system in the same way that "off" is a TV channel, not going skiing is a hobby or baldness is a hairstyle.

Edited 13 March 2021 by DennisNedry