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[ozvaldo]

1 minute ago, Sly said:

“Who’s fúcking dog is that?” 

[FoxInLeicester]

46 minutes ago, Sly said:

*Points at Daka*

Did you say he's a striker?

[VLC86]

49 minutes ago, Sly said:

Hey Andy, sniff this.

[Scotch]

"L...A...Knight...Yeah!"

[fazzyfox]

1 hour ago, Sly said:

“What the **** is that???”

Kingy - “ “It’s Jannick Vestergaard Gov”

”What’s a Jammy Chesty-Garden, why is he here”?

Kingy - ”He’s a defender, a Centre-Half”

”Oh, I see, so big, he wins all in the air?”

Kingy - ”Nope……..just big”

”Long legs, he move quickly?”

Kingy “Move is debatable, quickly….certainly not”

”So, only small wages then?”

Kingy “……..His dog’s nice, good for morale…..”

”But can it play centre-half instead of Giraffe man, clown face and Coady Connors Chatty box?”

Kingy “I’ll check the rule book!”

 

[Claudio Fannieri]

7 hours ago, Sly said:

Marti - “ hey Kingy who the hell are those 3 over there?”

 

Kingy - ……” them 3 over there, funny story, hey Xavi listen to this, you will piss yerself laughing “ 

 

Xavi - “go on Kingy lad, could do with a laugh, just had to watch Pato on a finishing drill and feel pretty downbeat  to be honest”

 

Kingy - “ well this will cheer you right up, so the guy in the bushes in camouflage is a bloke called Secret Pro and he is a kind of ITK on this forum called Foxestalk …..it’s full of wannabee managers and scouts, you wanna get yourself on there it’s a right fecking laugh, anyway he is always hanging around the training ground trying to find our gossip and shit he can post on their, anyway the guy on the left in the full tracksuit with grey hair and glasses he is … 

 

Marti - “ oh I recognise him he drives the buggy round giving everyone lifts “

 

Kingy - “ hahaha no you daft bugger that is John Rudkin who is our DoF and the bloke next to him is Martyn Glover Head of Recruitment anyway them two when they get together are a nightmare, right old pair of jokers, anyway they keep seeing this Secret Pro skulking about so they thought right we will get you pal, so Rudders comes in one day with a Danny Rohl mask on and gets Glover to dress up as Top and the pair start walking around Seagrave like he is being given the tour, they even get the social media team to take photos, anyway about an hour later Rudders and Glover  are sat in the canteen pissing their sides reading Foxestalk as Secret Pro has fallen for it hook line and sinker, well the whole forum was in a right old piss and panic for days, it was hilarious, one day Rudders even went to a gym in Nottingham dressed in a Sean Dyche mask, well that sent them into another frenzy, anyway in the end, such was the bed wetting that in the end poor old Secret Pro had to go into hiding, if you are having a bad day get yourself on Foxestalk as it’s a fecking scream. In fact one day Glover for shits and giggles signed this Brazilian winger that this Ric Flair dude was raving about, but that’s a story for another day” 

 

Marti - “hahaha great story Kingy, do they do funny stuff like caption threads and the many faces of players” 

 

Kingy -  “ piss off Marti” 

Edited 17 July 2025 by Claudio Fannieri

[foxfanazer]

8 hours ago, Sly said:

Wait......he's a defender?!

[Gravel]

8 hours ago, Sly said:

"So you say that white haired nob in the glasses is the reason this club has fallen apart quicker than an Italian built clown car."

[sylofox]

8 hours ago, Sly said:

That's Doris the tea lady. If you piss her off you're toast. No more tea and biscuits.

 

The bloke with her is Rudkin he's sort of the village idiot  around here.

[CrazyKopCorner]

9 hours ago, Sly said:

So he's ****ing useless, he's ****ing useless, so is he ........... oh **** 

[Stuntman_Mike]

 

Marti: ''Can we ask the competition winner to head to the golf course now?''

 

King: ''That's Skipp.''

[Groby_Blue]

9 hours ago, Sly said:

Do us a favour Kingy lad, climb over that massive fence and get the ball back that Daka just took that shot with. 

[Mike Oxlong]

10 hours ago, Sly said:

How did you know I'm related to Jeremy Beadle

Edited 17 July 2025 by Mike Oxlong

[fox_favourite]

10 hours ago, Sly said:

"Kingy, let me get this straight...that guy over there is younger than you?"

 

King - "yes, that's Skipp, he's 24!"

 

Marti - "wow, what did Ruud do to him?!"

[Guppys Love Child]

14 hours ago, Sly said:

It's like a finger pointing to the moon....

 

Oi! ... Kingey don't concentrate on the finger or you'll miss Daka scoring.  Oh on 2nd thoughts.

[davieG]

14 hours ago, Sly said:

Kingy - ~~Who's in your 1st eleven Marti

 

Marti --- Eeeny, meeny, miney mo ........

[demon_dog]

So where's our number 9 gone Kingy?

[Westlife]

"Who is that old woman . . . ?"

[Trav Le Bleu]

16 hours ago, Sly said:

King: Gaffer, who's the bold bloke?

 

Marti: Hwhat you mean, "haffer"?

 

King: It means boss, gaffer.

 

Marti: Aaahhh, like mucho grande cojones?

 

King: Something like that, but anyways, who's that bloke.

 

Marti: Si, si... Don't worry, he is Calm.

 

King: He does look calm, I admit. Does he have a name?

 

Marti: Si, Xavi.

 

King: Caesar V? I didn't know he was royalty. Must be pretty down on his luck.

 

Marti: No, no... like you are King.

 

King: (laughs) oh gaffer, I'm not really a king!

 

Marti: Haffer.

 

King: Gaffer!

 

Marti: Si, ese so yo.

 

King: (after an over long pause) so ... does he do anything?

 

Marti: Who?

 

King: Caesar.

 

Marti: Is no Caesar.

 

King: That bloke there!

 

Marti: Is Xavi Calm.

 

King: (affecting Spanish accent) yes he isa very calm. Especially for royalty that's had to become a ballboy.

 

Marti: Puta Madre! He is my hassistant.

 

King: Does he move? He's been stood there like that for 45 minutes.

 

Marti: It is because he is big fan of one of your, how you say... leg ends?

 

King: Legends? Well, we're not overly blessed in that department, who do you mean?

 

Marti: Can you not know? See how he is so still, he is like statue, unmoving....

 

King: Soumare?

 

Marti: Gilipollas cabrón! Mucho, mucho inmóvil!

 

King: Ah, Danny Ward!

 

Marti: Si, si, si! Leicester leg end.

 

King: Well... not really.

 

Marti: End of leg is el glúteo?

 

King: Ah, I see where you are coming from now.

 

Marti: Barcelona.

 

King: Quite.

[murphy]

On 02/11/2022 at 09:37, davieG said:

Top explains the upcoming sale of the club and why there's no money for transfer.

 

Or

 

You're fired Brendan.

No, he's not with me.  I thought he was with you,

[davieG]

[Philkeavo]

6 minutes ago, davieG said:

“Okay, after me boys, 3,2,1…Rudkin’s a c**t ole ole, Rudkin’s a c**t. ole ole…”

[fox_favourite]

1 hour ago, davieG said:

So what did Ruud actually do with you?!

[OntarioFox]

1 hour ago, davieG said:

"covered in piss"

[davieG]

1 hour ago, davieG said:

All together now - When you're smiling when you're smiling...........