Ric Flair Live & Direct on BSLB Podcast

[ian__marshall]

Here's a new trance number for you guy's. Fitting that it's from one of our own 🙂

 

 

 

Rudkin forever
Calvin Harris & Kasabian

[Verse]
Another day down at Seagrave
Top and Rudders with smiles upon their face
No ones leaving, for ****s sake
Ayews useless, and now there's no escape

[Build]
Top says let's all stick together
New signings on the never never
Methven says that Tops not clever

[Drop]
Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever
Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever

[Verse]
Another day down at Seagrave
Top and Rudders with smiles upon their face

[Refrain]
We are so sh*te at home, concede at least two goals
New boss won't save our soul, Tops simply lost control
We are so sh*te at home, concede at least two goals
New boss won't save our soul, Tops simply lost control

[Build]
Top says let's all stick together
New signings on the never never
Methven says that Tops not clever

[Drop]
Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever
Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever

 

[orangecity23]

Some Foo Fighters

 

"Back the lads", don't make a sound
Say, have you seen the team today?
Rudkin Out flag was taken down
Jordan Ayew keeps his place
A heavy cross shanks out
Luke Thomas in defence unchanged
No shots, no goals, no points
Please ignore that banner plane
Maybe next season
We promote and it's live on sky
Dear God, I've sealed my fate
Minus 6 points, we relegate

Long road to ruin stay in your seat
Under the bright floodlights
No internal review, no dead end in sight

Let's lose to Ipswich town
Jamaal Lascelles in no fit state
Get up to leave the ground
Ten minutes left go out the gates
I know a bus to catch
The 84 is on its way
Head home without a care
Before it's way too late

 

Maybe next season
We promote and it's live on sky
Dear God, I've sealed my fate
Minus 6 points, we relegate

Long road to ruin stay in your seat
Under the bright floodlights
No internal review, no dead end in sight

A squad of experienced disgrace
Good players sold without a trace
No signings brought in to replace 
No youth lads picked, don't start that Page
Come now, I'm leaving here tonight
Come now, we're 3 goals behind
Is that the wages we pay?
Rudkin's still here, restructure delayed 

Long road to ruin stay in your seat
Under the bright floodlights
No internal review, no dead end in sight

[The_77]

8 hours ago, Lionator said:

However bad he is, Daka runs, tries and clearly feels his struggle. Ayew doesn’t do any of those. So it’s not a debate. 

They both stink, unfortunately. And the stats back it up. 

Edited 17 March by The_77
Accidentally hit send before completing post

[marketharboroughfox]

6 hours ago, Foxy-Lady said:

absolutely outstanding... One of my favourite ever Jam songs and some of these lyrics fit so perfectly...!

 

Genius my friend.....but some deeply disturbing visions at the same time...! 

I'm a huge fan of the Jam too, and like you it's one of my favourites (Town Called Malice probably the only one I rank higher). But the tone of the song just fits perfectly for where we find ourselves given that football is literally supposed to be a form of entertainment, and LCFC right now is anything but!

[The Year Of The Fox]

6 hours ago, ian__marshall said:

Here's a new trance number for you guy's. Fitting that it's from one of our own 🙂

 

 

 

Rudkin forever
Calvin Harris & Kasabian

[Verse]
Another day down at Seagrave
Top and Rudders with smiles upon their face
No ones leaving, for ****s sake
Ayews useless, and now there's no escape

[Build]
Top says let's all stick together
New signings on the never never
Methven says that Tops not clever

[Drop]
Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever
Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever

[Verse]
Another day down at Seagrave
Top and Rudders with smiles upon their face

[Refrain]
We are so sh*te at home, concede at least two goals
New boss won't save our soul, Tops simply lost control
We are so sh*te at home, concede at least two goals
New boss won't save our soul, Tops simply lost control

[Build]
Top says let's all stick together
New signings on the never never
Methven says that Tops not clever

[Drop]
Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever
Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever, Rudkin forever

 

I was singing the Spice Girls

[Lionator]

 

Oiiiiii…

 

Confidence is absent for the Leicester fan in what is known as (shite side)
And a goalless game can be avoided if you hit a route one ball through what is known as (shite side)
Ayew’s got brewers droop, he gets intimidated by the need to run,
He hates a bit of it (shite side)
Who's that captain drink driving? You should cut down on your booze life mate, get some early nights…

 

Leicester City 
So very shitty
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through our SHITE SIDE

 

They get up when they want except on Saturdays when they get rudely awakened by the oppo (Shite side)
Aiyawatt hears were playing and he thinks about leaving the house (Shite side)
I fear Luke Thomas, I sometimes fear Stolarcyzk too, It gives me a sense of enormous trepidation (Shite side)

And then I'm grumpy for the rest of the week, safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it

Leicester City
So very shitty
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through our SHITE SIDE

[orangecity23]

Was about to put together "Hotel Vanorama", then found out the conference is now sponsored by Enterprise Rent a Car instead. Inconsiderate bastards.

[PAULCFC]

4 hours ago, Lionator said:

 

Oiiiiii…

 

Confidence is absent for the Leicester fan in what is known as (shite side)
And a goalless game can be avoided if you hit a route one ball through what is known as (shite side)
Ayew’s got brewers droop, he gets intimidated by the need to run,
He hates a bit of it (shite side)
Who's that captain drink driving? You should cut down on your booze life mate, get some early nights…

 

Leicester City 
So very shitty
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through our SHITE SIDE

 

They get up when they want except on Saturdays when they get rudely awakened by the oppo (Shite side)
Aiyawatt hears were playing and he thinks about leaving the house (Shite side)
I fear Luke Thomas, I sometimes fear Stolarcyzk too, It gives me a sense of enormous trepidation (Shite side)

And then I'm grumpy for the rest of the week, safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it

Leicester City
So very shitty
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through our SHITE SIDE

This Needs to be done!........I'll ask Alex James to play Bass! Seeing his Britpop Clasical tommorow!

[foxsake]

@Ric Flair Dark n Stormy = rum and ginger beer 

[Ric Flair]

2 hours ago, foxsake said:

@Ric Flair Dark n Stormy = rum and ginger beer 

Thank you!

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

I’ve really enjoyed listening to the last few. Highlighting what’s going on in forensic detail for me is doing gods work. 

 

Edit: just got to Ric at Robbie Williams and the Chinese 💩 🤣 🤣 in tears 😭 

 

Edited 18 March by Wasyls Pec Deck

[oxtonfox]

 

From WH Auden’s Funeral Blues poem:

 

FOXES FUNERAL BLUES

Stop the referees watch, cut off John Rudkin’s phone,
Prevent the receiver from starting with another juicy McQuarrie loan,
Silence the stadium announcer and with a muffled drum
Bring out the coffin of Leicester City, and allow our supporters to come.

 

Let the aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling in the sky the message ‘This club is Dead’.
Put crépe bows on their legs and release a flock of doves,
Let the stadium officials all wear black cotton gloves.

 

City was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Saturday best
My noon, my midnight, my faith, my song,
I thought that Premiership football would last forever: I was wrong.

These overpaid stars are not wanted now, transfer every one;
Pack up the golf club and dismantle Seagrave my son, 

Tear up those player contracts and sweep up the dead wood 
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

 

Edited 18 March by oxtonfox

[Libertine]

Exceptional work again @Anonymous F.O.X. Love how Dre/Ric developed a British accent too. 

[Libertine]

Just got to the end song, another stunning piece of work.  Sounded great quality too.

[Foxy-Lady]

On 17/03/2026 at 17:59, marketharboroughfox said:

I'm a huge fan of the Jam too, and like you it's one of my favourites (Town Called Malice probably the only one I rank higher). But the tone of the song just fits perfectly for where we find ourselves given that football is literally supposed to be a form of entertainment, and LCFC right now is anything but!

Yep, Town Called Malice probably my all time fave too. Also had a brilliant B side track on that single (precious)

 

ironically, there are some pretty appropriate lyrics for this thread in TCM.....

 

" Cause those rosey days are few"

 

"Its enough to make you stop believing

When tears come fast and furious..."

[Libertine]

Someone on Twitter asked for blink-182 a few weeks ago. Took Ric's ball and ran with it.

 

I MISS YOU (ENZO) - WINKS-182 

 

Hello, there 
Midfielder from my nightmare 
The pass stat padding worst fraud of them all 
The unsuspecting victim 
Of Cooper’s lack of tactics 
We can play some tippy-tappy if you want 
Where you can pass to Ricky 
And we will top the league at Christmas 
And in this flight, possession never ends 
Possession never ends 
 
I miss you, Enzo 
I miss you, Enzo 
 

WINKSY: 
Where are you? 
And I'm so sorry 
I cannot sleep at Seagrave tonight 
You’d think somebody on my wage... 
This slick, rich smart-ass 
Comes jogging on, so listless every time 
And from the bench, I counted 
The stats from all the strikers 
Shanking things and hitting shots so wide 
Like indecision to call you 
And hear your voice of reason 
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? 
Stop this pain tonight 
 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo) 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo) 
 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo) 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo)

 

[TheGoldenGod]

3 minutes ago, Libertine said:

Someone on Twitter asked for blink-182 a few weeks ago. Took Ric's ball and ran with it.

 

I MISS YOU (ENZO) - WINKS-182 

 

Hello, there 
Midfielder from my nightmare 
The pass stat padding worst fraud of them all 
The unsuspecting victim 
Of Cooper’s lack of tactics 
We can play some tippy-tappy if you want 
Where you can pass to Ricky 
And we will top the league at Christmas 
And in this flight, possession never ends 
Possession never ends 
 
I miss you, Enzo 
I miss you, Enzo 
 

WINKSY: 
Where are you? 
And I'm so sorry 
I cannot sleep at Seagrave tonight 
You’d think somebody on my wage... 
This slick, rich smart-ass 
Comes jogging on, so listless every time 
And from the bench, I counted 
The stats from all the strikers 
Shanking things and hitting shots so wide 
Like indecision to call you 
And hear your voice of reason 
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? 
Stop this pain tonight 
 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo) 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo) 
 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo) 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo)

 

Brilliant! Get that one on the next one  (still got a soft spot for Winks I can't lie)

[Libertine]

7 minutes ago, TheGoldenGod said:

Brilliant! Get that one on the next one  (still got a soft spot for Winks I can't lie)

Yeh some of it is dialled up to 11 for comedic effect. 

[Ric Flair]

34 minutes ago, TheGoldenGod said:

Brilliant! Get that one on the next one  (still got a soft spot for Winks I can't lie)

SENSATIONAL!!!!

[VLC86]

The B and M “get a bag in comment made me piss. I went to Malta to watch England play a few years ago and found my mate in a bar talking to two lads from Carlisle. One of them talked about how a typical Friday night involved his Mrs “getting a bag in”, my mate asked him if he meant chips.

[Langston]

Really disagree with Jordans take that most fans want to spend more money in the ground than the city.. I couldn't care less about what's charged in the ground because I never buy it.. I really care about the effect all this and dwindling crowds will have in the city itself first and foremost..

[Sínnann]

On 17/03/2026 at 19:36, The Year Of The Fox said:

I was singing the Spice Girls

Wannadie - The Sh*te Girls

 

Ha ha ha ha ha 
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

 

If you want no future, ignore your past
If you wanna easy job, just like your last
Now don't go wasting your precious time
Get your mates together it’ll be just fine

 

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah 

If you wanna be like Glover, you gotta get with Top’s friends
(Gotta get with Top’s friends)
Make it just like Rudkin, your contract never ends
If you wanna be like Glover, got no f**ks to give
Rudkin’s got it easy, but that's the way it is

 

Oh, what do you think about that?
Got no one at the wheel
Another FFP breach, are you for real?
(Are you for real?)
You’re only wasting the little time
Left in this division before we say bye bye

 

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

 

If you wanna be like Glover, you gotta get with Top’s friends
(Gotta get with Top’s friends)
Make it just like Rudkin, your contract never ends
If you wanna be like Glover, got no f**ks to give

(Got no f**s to give)
Rudkin’s got it easy, but that's the way it is

 

So, here's a story ‘bout LCFC
You wanna easy job, you gotta listen carefully
We got Jon in the place who’s a big disgrace
You got G like Martyn who likes it on a
Aribo doesn't come for free, sadly
And as for Top, ha you'll see

Take the legacy and grind it in the ground
Take the legacy and grind it in the ground

 

If you wanna be like Glover, you gotta get with Top’s friends
(Gotta get with Top’s friends)
Make it just like Rudkin, your contract never ends
If you wanna be like Glover, got no f**ks to give

(Got no f**s to give)
Rudkin’s got it easy, but that's the way it is

 

 

If you wanna be my lover
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Grind grind grind grind (make it just like Rudkin) 

Take the legacy and grind it in the ground
Take the legacy and grind it in the ground 
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 
Take the legacy and grind it in the ground
Take the legacy and sh*t on it ah
If you wanna be like Glover

 

 

 

 

[orangecity23]

Incredible work by @Anonymous F.O.X. at both ends of the pod, if only the team had that kind of quality at the back and up front. Delighted to get some lyrics on the pod, got a bit emotional while annihilating my Aldi stonebaked pizza 

[Ric Flair]

7 hours ago, Libertine said:

Someone on Twitter asked for blink-182 a few weeks ago. Took Ric's ball and ran with it.

 

I MISS YOU (ENZO) - WINKS-182 

 

Hello, there 
Midfielder from my nightmare 
The pass stat padding worst fraud of them all 
The unsuspecting victim 
Of Cooper’s lack of tactics 
We can play some tippy-tappy if you want 
Where you can pass to Ricky 
And we will top the league at Christmas 
And in this flight, possession never ends 
Possession never ends 
 
I miss you, Enzo 
I miss you, Enzo 
 

WINKSY: 
Where are you? 
And I'm so sorry 
I cannot sleep at Seagrave tonight 
You’d think somebody on my wage... 
This slick, rich smart-ass 
Comes jogging on, so listless every time 
And from the bench, I counted 
The stats from all the strikers 
Shanking things and hitting shots so wide 
Like indecision to call you 
And hear your voice of reason 
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? 
Stop this pain tonight 
 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo) 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo) 
 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo) 
Don't waste your time on me, I'm already 
Gone when my contract ends (I miss you, Enzo)

 

This is just phenomenal work once again @Libertine 🙌🙌🙌

 

@Anonymous F.O.X. please work your magic 🤝🤝🤝

[orangecity23]

Nowinagain Rhapsody 

 

Is this the real side? That bench is a tragedy?
Caught in the drop zone, no escape from mediocrity
Open your eyes, KP out plane in the sky you'll see
Jon's just a bad cop, he need some sympathy
Play offs chance? Seems remote
Maybe next year, we promote
Any way the wins blown doesn't really matter to KP, FC

 

Daka, just beat his man
Put a cross onto his head, pulled the trigger, in Row Z
Daka, the game had just begun
But now the defence will throw it all away
Daka, ooh, didn't mean to be offside
If Blackburn do not win their game tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

 

For workrate, Ayew's come on
Sets off jogging down the line, his body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave the ground behind and catch my bus
Daka, nooo (any way the money's blown)
Ayew's done a dive
I sometimes wish he'd never signed at all

 

I see a Lidl Cornetto manager
StevieCoops, StevieCoops, where did all the cash go?
PSR Rules tightening, very, very frightening me
(Nick di Marco?) Nick di Marco, (Nick di Marco), Nick di Marco make it go

 

But I'm just a poor buy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor buy from a poor agency
Get him a move out of Leicester City

Italian's come, offer loan, will you let me go?
PSR
No, we will not let you go (let him go)
PSR
We will not let you go (let him go)
PSR
We will not let you go (let me go)
Book value or no go (let me go)
Will not let you go (never, never, never, never let me go)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, Jean Marc Bosman, Jean Marc Bosman
Jean Marc Bosman, now I go

 

The Aussie Bank has a payment put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can play polo and chill on your boat?
So you think you can change nothing and we still promote?
Oh, Bobby, De Cordova Reid, Bobby
Just gonna go down, just gotta get right outta here
Ooh
Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to KPFC