Premier League Thread 2023/2024

[OntarioFox]

Come on Burnley, win this and Forest will be sh*tting themselves ahead of the final day 

[Finnegan]

Wolves, can you just not please? Stop helping Forest. 

[Bugg]

Sheffield United have to go down as one of the most pathetic teams to play in this league. 96 goals conceded and they don't look even slightly like tightening it up defensively. 

[Langston]

What a miserable season for Sheffield United. Routinely getting panned.

[cruzFOX]

What does everyone think if Burnley this season? A lot of comparisons are being made about us going up and struggling like Burnley. Big difference I see is Burnley are not very clinical in front of goal. We’ve had our blips but I wouldn’t say we consistently bad like Burnley. Against top teams you gotta take those chances when they come

[Matt]

Ten Hag very much like Rodgers with us, terrible football, constantly on the verge but just does enough to shithouse results (and not in a good way), papering over craters. 

 

It can only go on for so long.

[Langston]

1 minute ago, Matt said:

Ten Hag very much like Rodgers with us, terrible football, constantly on the verge but just does enough to shithouse results (and not in a good way), papering over craters. 

 

It can only go on for so long.

 

The difference is we were at least fun for a bit under Rodgers. I don't think Ten Hag's United have ever put together a run of form where you consider them entertainers.

[StanSP]

Man Utd

 

[Koke]

38 minutes ago, cruzFOX said:

What does everyone think if Burnley this season? A lot of comparisons are being made about us going up and struggling like Burnley. Big difference I see is Burnley are not very clinical in front of goal. We’ve had our blips but I wouldn’t say we consistently bad like Burnley. Against top teams you gotta take those chances when they come

 

Burnley scored 87 goals in the Championship last season. We're currently on 86 goals. We'll likely score more than them but we'll end up with similar goal scoring numbers. They got a rookie coach like we do. So the comparisons to Burnley are valid..

[Guest foxestalkisfullofidiots]

1 hour ago, OntarioFox said:

Come on Burnley, win this and Forest will be sh*tting themselves ahead of the final day 

I wouldn’t normally be a fan of Burnley staying up but seeing as it would be at the expense of Forest I’m all in favour of it

[UniFox21]

Relegated ending points deduction appeals, Prem is in an awful place currently 

 

 

[StanSP]

5 minutes ago, UniFox21 said:

Relegated ending points deduction appeals, Prem is in an awful place currently 

 

 

There's no way those teams get 10 or 20ish points deducted

 

[Bilo]

Very quietly, Burnley have a decent chance of survival. They're only two behind Forest, play two of their last three at home, with one of those being Forest on the final day. If they can match Forest's results, who have Man City and Chelsea at home as well as Sheffield United away, I'd actually make them favourites to survive. A win would put them a point ahead of Forest on the last day, and I'm not sure Forest are showing anything like the spirit or bottle to go to a relegation rival on the final day in a must-win game and come away with the result they need.

 I suspect Forest get four points (beat Sheffield United and draw with Chelsea,) but it doesn't look as hopeless as it once did.

 

Edited 27 April 2024 by Bilo

[StanSP]

 

Fluked it... 

[Md9]

Boring game this is 

[StanSP]

Where's the offside there? 

[StanSP]

Why did they check Garner's heel there? He had no part in the build up?! 

 

Pointless

[Matt]

"Wooooooooo"

 

Insufferable.

[Super_horns]

1 hour ago, StanSP said:

Man Utd

 

Ten Hag said they are dynamic.

 

I must have misunderstood what it meant in 30 odd years then.

[Langston]

Tracksuit Dyche might be the best manager the division has ever seen.

[Chelmofox]

Brentford f4cked next season. 

[Langston]

Feels like whenever I watch a Premier League game Reguilón is there playing for a completely new team, he must move about 15 times a season

[Bilo]

14 minutes ago, Chelmofox said:

Brentford f4cked next season. 

Yeah, they're toast. Declining fast as it is, and Toney will almost certainly go in the summer. 

[Matt]

That's another season of Everton stinking the place out then.

[Koke]

Everton need flushing down the toilet. Tired of them stinking out the place every year.