Man Utd Home Match Thread

[SecretPro]

Just now, HighPeakFox said:

I think given you think he's LITERALLY made of straw, the burden of proof is on you  

He's less animated and has less footballing ability than worzel gummage. 

 

We aren't going to know without doing scientific testing. 

[blueharmie]

1 minute ago, Winstonthedog said:

Does anyone know what conditioner Faes uses on his hair ?

Wash and slow 

[luthersfarm]

RVN must be the least dynamic manager to ever manage a game in this league. Not a clue. 

 

We've got endless weaknesses on the pitch but he does absolutely nothing whatsoever to try and mitigate them. It honestly looks like he just sends them out and hopes they'll figure it out themselves when they're out there. 

[pSinatra]

1 minute ago, Winstonthedog said:

Does anyone know what conditioner Faes uses on his hair ?

 

vinegar

[SecretPro]

Just now, Quorndon_Fox said:

 

Rachid Ghezzal!

Ghezzal was genuinely twice the player Daka is 

[Viktor-LCFC]

1 minute ago, David Hankey said:

Nor on Evington Park!!

Had some good piss ups on Evington Park, we're elite Soumare would be a ball boy there and JJ would be his assistant.

[jim5000]

2 minutes ago, Onions said:

Some of you backed #RVN. 
 

This is embarrassing, again 😂

There was a period just after Christmas where I was getting pelters on here for pointing out how consistently shite Soumare is.

[Trumpet]

1 minute ago, Viktor-LCFC said:

I've got standards when it comes to footie, I wanted Brenda out a while back I knew where the **** was taking us.

Likewise, after the second time we bottled top four for me, if I recall correctly.

[Groby_Blue]

Just watching the goal again. Faes and Soumare don't even stretch properly to try and block the shot. It's like they go in and then both change their minds and pull out. Incredible. 

[Mad Dog]

5 minutes ago, Vowels said:

Also my wife's first and only Leicester away game. 

I was there too. 18-ish year old Zaha tore us to pieces

[Tielemans63]

I actually didn't think I'd ever reach a point where I've got a Leicester game on in the background and I'm not even arsed about what's going on.

 

We're a pathetic shell of a club 

[bovril]

3 minutes ago, HighPeakFox said:

I think given you think he's LITERALLY made of straw, the burden of proof is on you  

He's no Bale, that's for sure

[Lineker's Left Foot]

Nine and three quarter hours since Leicester scored in front of own fans at home 

[pSinatra]

Soumare probably our best player

 

We are that bad

[Andrew]

1 minute ago, Quorndon_Fox said:

 

Rachid Ghezzal!

I would say that he had a bit more than Daka. He's League 1 level at best.

[HankMarvin]

2 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Think we've been okay barring the fact it's still quite a slow build up, Daka has been non-league level and Soumare has absolutely no defensive awareness about him. 

 

We do well to build an iota of momentum but then fvck it up with basic errors and mistakes. 

Thats an insult to non league players 

[Blue-fox]

2 minutes ago, Claudio Fannieri said:

Soumare for that goal, absolutely woeful. We are so passive in everything we do. This season is worse than anything served up under Puel, and his football was fecking turgid, there is so little to enjoy about this team. 

You say that but Faes should have came across to block the shot! Awful awful defending 

[RedSoxUK]

3 minutes ago, Vowels said:

The trick here is to be pleased for Hojlund as a bit of a win from a human interest angle. Young lad, living overseas, lots of media scrutiny. Heartwarming stuff.

 

 

**** off 

[joachim1965]

7 minutes ago, Trumpet said:

Go on, name a worse side at their respective level. We can’t compete. We haven’t scored a f***ing goal at home for what, 7.5 games?

There isn't a worse side, and won't be for a long time, this is the most passive side in our history, no pride, no fight, absolutely nothing , we are done.

[Quorndon_Fox]

2 minutes ago, SecretPro said:

Ghezzal was genuinely twice the player Daka is 

We’ve all lost it now

[Le Renard]

 I've just become numb, there is no anger left in my body, I just find it difficult to get interested(although there is a fools hope).  It is like a mediocre 1980's film "Lifeforce" where space vampires(I think) suck all the life energy out of people.  My club has done that to me!

[steveb]

i loved the remark from the commentator after the first 2 minutes "Leicester have perfected the art of going knowhere football" sums us up perfectly

Our only chance came when Ndidn`t he tried a backpass from the Man u 30 yard line he miss hit so badly it bounced back off a Mun u player and let him make his only forward pass of the year to give Vardy a chance.

[Bibby]

Imagine the ironic cheers if we actually score at some point 

[fazzyfox]

Soumare and Faes are known to make mistakes which lead to goals.

 

You pick Soumare and Faes.

 

They make mistakes which leads to a goal.

 

[AS78UK]

1 minute ago, Tielemans63 said:

I actually didn't think I'd ever reach a point where I've got a Leicester game on in the background and I'm not even arsed about what's going on.

 

We're a pathetic shell of a club 

Sadly feeling the same....