Man Utd Home Match Thread

[DJ Barry Hammond]

We have absolutely no plan when we get the ball.

[The Doctor]

We're not really still within catching distance of wolves, what is this commentator on?

[Noahfence]

Ndidi needs putting out of his misery 

[Richmondfox]

1 minute ago, RedSoxUK said:

Lets not be too harsh on Al Khannouss, he's the only player that can do something considering we've got no wingers, limp attackers, Justin and Kristianson as wing backs.. probably feels he needs to do more and be far more risky as a result.

He’s bypassing Soumare as he knows he’s useless and smashing it backwards but ends up doing too much and losing it. 

[RowlattsFox]

Kristiansen is being hung out to dry. Not sure where he is supposed to be?  Doesn't look like a back 3 to me.

[MPH]

Man United look below average but still look miles better than us..

[HankMarvin]

Looks like he put his beard dye on with a magic marker today 

clearly it’s getting to him 

[Vowels]

Just now, The Doctor said:

We're not really still within catching distance of wolves, what is this commentator on?

Got to big it up haven't they. Best league in the world. Constant drama and intrigue. No such thing as a bad game.

 

That said, if any neutrals are watching, they need to take a really long, stern and frank look at their decision making and life choices.

[Richmondfox]

Soumare isn’t even bothering to break out of a jog. 

[foxfanazer]

Can't stop saying "is a halfpipe" everytime the commentator says Heaven

Edited 16 March by foxfanazer

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Just now, MPH said:

Man United look below average but still look miles better than us..

Not difficult

 

i mean 11 prostitutes on crack would look better than us

[splinterdream]

4 minutes ago, Vowels said:

For a bit of fun.

 

First Man Utd goal?

 

a) Faes error.

b) Dodgy penalty.

c) Standard Fernandes goal. 

d) Offside goal.

 

Appreciate they aren't mutually exclusive. I'll take a) and c) in glorious combination.

 

 

I'm going for Thomas error, garnachio goal

[EnderbyFox]

Can’t believe I’m missing Antiques Roadshow for this 

[HankMarvin]

Daka playing like a Dm/Labrador with a new ball

[Walshie is God]

No effort or passion

[Fazzer 7]

1 minute ago, Noahfence said:

Ndidi needs putting out of his misery 

He's not alone. Line em up. 

[PAULCFC]

Feel sorry for people who have paid to watch this.....seen better on Viccy park!

[That_Dude]

I can't believe how easily we lose the ball, they're all over us.

 

Thank god they have the Danish Ali Dia upfront.

[Fazzer 7]

Just now, EnderbyFox said:

Can’t believe I’m missing Antiques Roadshow for this 

😂😂I'm not 

[HankMarvin]

After 2 minutes enthusiasm they have given up 

[The Doctor]

1 minute ago, Vowels said:

Got to big it up haven't they. Best league in the world. Constant drama and intrigue. No such thing as a bad game.

 

That said, if any neutrals are watching, they need to take a really long, stern and frank look at their decision making and life choices.

Starting their working week on the right foot by getting themselves to sleep early.

[Staff]

Daka is so shit

[MPH]

Wouldn’t that be ace? An Onana special?

[Walshie is God]

Just now, Staff said:

Daka is so shit

He ain't the only one

[trugerkem]

Just now, Staff said:

Daka is so shit

It’s not just Daka ..