Comedy Highlights Of A Terrible Season

[SuperMike]

The fact that our 'manager' thinks that Soumare is a professional footballer.

[Richmondfox]

Soumare ducking out of the way of a simple header and moving behind the Everton player, they score after 20 seconds. 
 

All the talk pre Crystal Palace of Ayew will score against his old club etc.  he picks the ball up in our half on the right wing, turns 90

degrees and runs in a straight line, instead of passing to anyone, ends up at the other by line not progressing and gives away a throw in. 
 

JJ. 

[lcfcsnow]

[bovril]

The pudgy teenage lad in front of me at the London Stadium singing "two-nil down and you still don't sing" at the bemused WHU fans, before realizing his mistake.

[ramboacdc]

1 hour ago, lcfcsnow said:

Jesus Christ 🤣. Sums up Ward perfectly 

[ParkerPen]

3 hours ago, Vacamion said:

 

Beating Spurs.  

 

We were AWFUL this season and still they didn't beat us.

 

 

haha yes. this.

 

only managed a few games this season, but I thoroughly enjoyed the toilet bowl.

[Spiritwalker]

2 hours ago, lcfcsnow said:

Danny Ward is a photographer’s dream, he is captured in some classic still shots.

[ParkerPen]

2 hours ago, lcfcsnow said:

this needs to become the new 'Rees Mogg' recumbent meme

[sdb]

3 hours ago, Bert said:

Danny Ward laying on the grass looking up to the sky. There no other winner. 

Came to post the same. That goal/performance/selection/moment was the most pathetic thing I've seen on a football pitch, ever. And yet perfectly summarised the player, season and club as a whole.

[Claudio Fannieri]

Rudders and Top having a good old giggle 10 minutes before our relegation is confirmed. 

[floz]

The stewards refusing to open the gates on 35 minutes at home vs Newcastle to allow people to leave. 

 

More tragi-comedy I suppose. 

[Jazzy_Jeff]

I’m pretty sure when we conceded the first goal to Newcastle at home the camera panned to RVN and you could very clearly lip read him say “oh for **** sake”

 

Summed up the season really. 

[PAULCFC]

Half time at Newcastle away.......saying to the bloke next to me "At least we're still in this".........we all know what happened next.

[funkyrobot]

Conceding the fastest ever goal at soon to be demolished, 132 year old Goodison Park. 10.18 seconds. 

[Dmitry]

Seeing Danny ready to assume the command of the net before the Wolves match....4 goals later having RVN explain that he has no fusking clue who Danny is.

Edited 21 April by Dmitry

[fox_favourite]

Goal of the month contender for the men's team being a rebounded header from BDR back of head, at 2 yards at Man Utd. 

 

 

[murphy]

There was nothing remotely comedic about this season unless you are a rival supporter or Steve Cooper.  

 

I think this thread should be renamed Infuriating moments of incompetence - volume one.

[CrazyKopCorner]

Danny Wards 3 penalty saves at Walsall. 

 

An under 11 team would take 3 better penalties. 

[CrazyKopCorner]

40 minutes ago, funkyrobot said:

Conceding the fastest ever goal at soon to be demolished, 132 year old Goodison Park. 10.18 seconds. 

It was definitely quicker than that - I'm sure it was 7 seconds 

[CrazyKopCorner]

2 hours ago, Spiritwalker said:

Danny Ward is a photographer’s dream, he is captured in some classic still shots.

Well yes but often the ball is entering the net and he's not even in frame. 

[ashbyj]

Winning away at forest and upsetting the party 🤞

[lcfcsnow]

8 minutes ago, CrazyKopCorner said:

Well yes but often the ball is entering the net and he's not even in frame. 

[Vacamion]

 

The Jordan Ayew non smile in the official picture.

 

 

 

[funkyrobot]

21 minutes ago, CrazyKopCorner said:

It was definitely quicker than that - I'm sure it was 7 seconds 

No it was officially recorded as 10.18. There have been quicker goals, but not at Goodison. 

[rugbyblue]

1 hour ago, murphy said:

There was nothing remotely comedic about this season unless you are a rival supporter or Steve Cooper.  

 

I think this thread should be renamed Infuriating moments of incompetence - volume one.

We haven't had much to laugh about this season granted.  But we all know the problems and likely most of us have had our rant/ moan about them at some point. Remember we do this supporter thing because we (supposedly) love/enjoy it.  This thread has made me smile and its a welcome relief from the sh*t

Edited 21 April by rugbyblue