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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, Zear0 said:

According to the creature @Tommy G has the hots for, it's going to be a list of Trump's achievements this year...

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '24
Wear suntan
 
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, artificial tan would be it
The long-term benefits of suntan have been proved by scientists
Whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
Than my own incredible experience,
 
I will dispense this truth now
 
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh nevermind,
You will never be as beautiful as me
Until you've faded, but trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back
At photos of me and recall in a way you can't grasp now
How much possibility lay before you and how fabulous I really looked and still look
You are not as pretty as me
 
Don't worry about the future
I got it under control, but know that I'm running the country while trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing Bubble gum
The real troubles in your life
Are apt to be things that never crossed your inferior mind
The kind that would never blindside me at any time or day, ever
I do one thing every day that scares you
Saying, be reckless with other people's hearts
Don't put up with people who disagree with you
 
Sue
 
Don't waste your time on facts
Sometimes I'm ahead, sometimes you're behind
The race is long and in the end, I win
Remember compliments you receive, litigate the insults
I always succeed in doing this, don't tell me how
Keep your old love letters, throw away your Epstein files
 
Covfefe
 
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life
The most interesting people I know (and I know so many!)
Didn't know at 72 who they'd slept with at Bri's parties
Some of the most interesting 90-year-olds I know still don't

Inject plenty of bleach

Be kind to billionaires 
You'll lose power when they're gone
Maybe you'll invade Venezuela, maybe you won't
Maybe you'll have beautiful children, not as beautiful as mine
Maybe you'll divorce at 40, and 50, and 60, who knows
Which eastern European hottie is next

Whatever you do, congratulate me so very much
Or berate yourself instead
Your choices are half chance, nothing is my fault
Enjoy my body, it's the best body you'll ever see
Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it
It's the greatest instrument the world has ever known

Dance, even if it's the YMCA and you don't know the moves

Read the directions even if you don't follow them
Do not compare yourself to me, that will only make you feel ugly
Get to know your onions you never know when they'll be ripe
Be nice to Vladimir, he's your best chance of staying in power 
And the person most likely to nuke us in the future
Understand that policies come and go
But a precious few, you should actually do
Don't worry about the gaps in geography and lifestyle
For as the older you get
The more you need the me, the best, the greatest, the most amazing

Talk with the New York City Mayor once, but leave before it makes you communist 
Live in northern California once but leave before it makes your little Don soft
 
Travel (really, I have this lovely plane, it's fantastic)
 
Accept certain inalienable truths
Prices will rise, politicians will philander, you will get old (not me)
None of it's my fault but you'll fantasize that when you were young (I still am)
Prices were reasonable, politicians were noble
And children respected their elders
 
Respect mah auth-ora-tay!
 
Don't expect me to support you
I had a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse, I do, cos she's married to me 
But you never know when something, I don't know
 
Don't mess too much with your hair
It's all my own and it's the best hair any President has ever had or ever will 
 
Be careful whose advice you buy but be patient with those who supply it (kudos Vlad)
Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past
And how Biden messed it up, everything is so much better now, in fact it's perfect
 
But trust me on the suntan.
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leicsmac

leicsmac

Posted
Posted
10 hours ago, CornwallFox said:

Indeed. The current economic model only benefits the rich. 

@kenny lost a huge chunk of his wages in 2008 through no fault of his own. 

I had a decade of lost earnings, which actually is a career as those earnings will never come back, so it's a career 30% down. 

Both of us did nothing wrong. Both of us I'm sure have worked hard. Yet true wealth has flourished while we've both took hits.

Capitalism is called capitalism because it pushes the wealth of a nation towards capital (wealth). Sod the rest of us. Sell of the nation's assets and steal it's money.

Even if you hate socialism you must want something different to what the last 40 years have brought us. 

 

I don't think that something different is simply desirable. 

 

I think that something different is a matter of necessity given the challenges we face in the future.

 

There's more and more evidence practically every week showing why this is the case. 

 

 

8 hours ago, Zear0 said:

According to the creature @Tommy G has the hots for, it's going to be a list of Trump's achievements this year...

That's an insult to respectable creatures, tbh. At least they have the decency to not know any better. 

Lionator

Lionator

Posted
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Posted (edited)

there’s very much special military operation v2 vibes about this Venezuela build up. They’re going to go for full on regime change like the good old 1970’s in South America. Maduro is a bad hombre but this is never the answer. 

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leicsmac

leicsmac

Posted
Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Lionator said:

there’s very much special military operation v2 vibes about this Venezuela build up. They’re going to go for full on regime change like the good old 1970’s in South America. Maduro is a bad hombre but this is never the answer. 

Apparently the Berlin Wall never fell. 

 

Seems like the US really want their "business friendly" Pinochet-style guy. 

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Tommy G

Tommy G

Posted
Posted
Just now, Zear0 said:

I'm sure the trailer she'd take you back to is lovely. 

We need a new thread, birds you fancy off the telly but you probably shouldn't....

Zear0

Zear0

Posted
Posted
9 minutes ago, Tommy G said:

We need a new thread, birds you fancy off the telly but you probably shouldn't....

Unfortunately that's what that thread has become. 

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Parafox

Parafox

Posted
Posted
17 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said:
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '24
Wear suntan
 
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, artificial tan would be it
The long-term benefits of suntan have been proved by scientists
Whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
Than my own incredible experience,
 
I will dispense this truth now
 
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth, oh nevermind,
You will never be as beautiful as me
Until you've faded, but trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back
At photos of me and recall in a way you can't grasp now
How much possibility lay before you and how fabulous I really looked and still look
You are not as pretty as me
 
Don't worry about the future
I got it under control, but know that I'm running the country while trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing Bubble gum
The real troubles in your life
Are apt to be things that never crossed your inferior mind
The kind that would never blindside me at any time or day, ever
I do one thing every day that scares you
Saying, be reckless with other people's hearts
Don't put up with people who disagree with you
 
Sue
 
Don't waste your time on facts
Sometimes I'm ahead, sometimes you're behind
The race is long and in the end, I win
Remember compliments you receive, litigate the insults
I always succeed in doing this, don't tell me how
Keep your old love letters, throw away your Epstein files
 
Covfefe
 
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life
The most interesting people I know (and I know so many!)
Didn't know at 72 who they'd slept with at Bri's parties
Some of the most interesting 90-year-olds I know still don't

Inject plenty of bleach

Be kind to billionaires 
You'll lose power when they're gone
Maybe you'll invade Venezuela, maybe you won't
Maybe you'll have beautiful children, not as beautiful as mine
Maybe you'll divorce at 40, and 50, and 60, who knows
Which eastern European hottie is next

Whatever you do, congratulate me so very much
Or berate yourself instead
Your choices are half chance, nothing is my fault
Enjoy my body, it's the best body you'll ever see
Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it
It's the greatest instrument the world has ever known

Dance, even if it's the YMCA and you don't know the moves

Read the directions even if you don't follow them
Do not compare yourself to me, that will only make you feel ugly
Get to know your onions you never know when they'll be ripe
Be nice to Vladimir, he's your best chance of staying in power 
And the person most likely to nuke us in the future
Understand that policies come and go
But a precious few, you should actually do
Don't worry about the gaps in geography and lifestyle
For as the older you get
The more you need the me, the best, the greatest, the most amazing

Talk with the New York City Mayor once, but leave before it makes you communist 
Live in northern California once but leave before it makes your little Don soft
 
Travel (really, I have this lovely plane, it's fantastic)
 
Accept certain inalienable truths
Prices will rise, politicians will philander, you will get old (not me)
None of it's my fault but you'll fantasize that when you were young (I still am)
Prices were reasonable, politicians were noble
And children respected their elders
 
Respect mah auth-ora-tay!
 
Don't expect me to support you
I had a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse, I do, cos she's married to me 
But you never know when something, I don't know
 
Don't mess too much with your hair
It's all my own and it's the best hair any President has ever had or ever will 
 
Be careful whose advice you buy but be patient with those who supply it (kudos Vlad)
Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past
And how Biden messed it up, everything is so much better now, in fact it's perfect
 
But trust me on the suntan.

:appl:

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