Song lyrics that sum up LCFC

[Pliskin]

“Freee fallin’”

[The Year Of The Fox]

The Who

 

Won’t Get Fooled Again

 

‘Meet the new boss, same as the old boss’

[Stuntman_Mike]

I'm thinking 'where is my mind?' when the tower collapses in Fight Club.

[Stuntman_Mike]

@Libertine Credit 

 

 

Straight outta Seagrave 

Lazy motherf***er named Ayew 

From the gang of Playaz With Attitude 

When I’m subbed off, I slowly plod off 

Shoot the ball and them daisies get shorn off 

You too boy if you f*** with Vesty 

The staff are gonna hafta come grab the lead 

Of his dog, and take it walkin’ round 

‘Cause my slow Danish friend can’t turn ‘round 

Winksy starts to mumble, “I miss Enzo” 

My man’s cooked from commuting from London 

Goin off for a motherf***er like Faes 
With his arms raised he’s blamin’ yo’ ass 
So give it up dicks 
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a free kick 
Here's a dank rap from yo’ favourite chancer 
With a goal record like a Pointless answer 
2 in 27 is the rule 
'Cause I can’t hit the behind of a mule 
Me you can go toe to toe, so lazily 
I'm trippin’ players in tha box, daily 
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly 
Until them dumb protestors see clearly 
That I'm down with the capital KPFC 
Boy you can't f*** with me 
So when I'm in the first team, it’s dog muck 
Cause Ayew is lazy as f*** 
As I leave, I hear y’all complain 
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin’ straight outta Seagrave 

 

 

 

Bouba is his name, and he’s comin’... 

 

... Straight outta Seagrave 
Is a brotha that'll offer no cover 
And with a blood type of pure butter 

Midfielder, I move like a snail 

And if I ever get caught I just bail 
See, I don't give a f***, that's the problem 
I see an opposition player I just dodge him 
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while 
And when I play a shit pass, I smile 
To me it's kinda funny, the other team see a player reclining 
But don't know where the f*** I’m going, just rollin 
Lookin for the life they call easy 
Take all the cash, they never see me 
Toothless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark 
And when I’m in the team, won’t see me mark or jump without persuasion 
You’ll hear the scream of the fans who saw the last relegation 
Give a little shoulder barge and I'm splittin’ 
But leave a nightmare no one'll be forgettin 
So what about the b*tch who hit a shot? Missed ya! 
You think I give a damn on the pitch? I ain't a sucker! 
This is the autobiography of Soumar.E, and if you ever f*** with me 
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who won’t cover 
Turd of the midfielders, straight outta Seagrave

[Mike Oxlong]

The intro to Plaistow Patricia by Ian Dury and the Blockheads 

 

 

[Alfie.meadsy]

Supporting Leicester city:

All I need is Cigarettes and Alcohol.

[Alfie.meadsy]

Mad world by tears for fears.

[Trav Le Bleu]

2 hours ago, Stuntman_Mike said:

@Libertine Credit 

 

 

Straight outta Seagrave 

Lazy motherf***er named Ayew 

From the gang of Playaz With Attitude 

When I’m subbed off, I slowly plod off 

Shoot the ball and them daisies get shorn off 

You too boy if you f*** with Vesty 

The staff are gonna hafta come grab the lead 

Of his dog, and take it walkin’ round 

‘Cause my slow Danish friend can’t turn ‘round 

Winksy starts to mumble, “I miss Enzo” 

My man’s cooked from commuting from London 

Goin off for a motherf***er like Faes 
With his arms raised he’s blamin’ yo’ ass 
So give it up dicks 
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a free kick 
Here's a dank rap from yo’ favourite chancer 
With a goal record like a Pointless answer 
2 in 27 is the rule 
'Cause I can’t hit the behind of a mule 
Me you can go toe to toe, so lazily 
I'm trippin’ players in tha box, daily 
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly 
Until them dumb protestors see clearly 
That I'm down with the capital KPFC 
Boy you can't f*** with me 
So when I'm in the first team, it’s dog muck 
Cause Ayew is lazy as f*** 
As I leave, I hear y’all complain 
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin’ straight outta Seagrave 

 

 

 

Bouba is his name, and he’s comin’... 

 

... Straight outta Seagrave 
Is a brotha that'll offer no cover 
And with a blood type of pure butter 

Midfielder, I move like a snail 

And if I ever get caught I just bail 
See, I don't give a f***, that's the problem 
I see an opposition player I just dodge him 
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while 
And when I play a shit pass, I smile 
To me it's kinda funny, the other team see a player reclining 
But don't know where the f*** I’m going, just rollin 
Lookin for the life they call easy 
Take all the cash, they never see me 
Toothless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark 
And when I’m in the team, won’t see me mark or jump without persuasion 
You’ll hear the scream of the fans who saw the last relegation 
Give a little shoulder barge and I'm splittin’ 
But leave a nightmare no one'll be forgettin 
So what about the b*tch who hit a shot? Missed ya! 
You think I give a damn on the pitch? I ain't a sucker! 
This is the autobiography of Soumar.E, and if you ever f*** with me 
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who won’t cover 
Turd of the midfielders, straight outta Seagrave

 

[Trav Le Bleu]

The car's on fire and there's nobody at the wheel - GSY!BE

[Gravel]

Basket Case by Green Day

[Trav Le Bleu]

Let's redo Peter Finch's famous scene from Network.

 

"I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's relegation. Every player's out of position or scared of losing the ball. The baht buys a shilling's worth, the club is going bust, Jannik keeps a dog in the changing room. Choudhury is running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

 

"We know the games are unfit to watch and the food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching Sky Sports while Gary Neville tells us that today we had fifteen missed chances and sixty-three incomplete passes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be.

 

"We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't watch games anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the chances of staying up are getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least make some substitutions. Let me play instead and my mate and maybe my grandma, and I won't say anything. Just win some games!.'

 

"Well, I'm not gonna buy a season ticket. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write the Leicester Mercury because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about Rudkin and Soumare and Patson Daka and the clapper in the stadium.

 

"All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a LEICESTER FAN, God damn it! My membership has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the KP Stadium. Open club shop door and stick your head in, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' "

 

[Aus Fox]

We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much, Leicester 

Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
And why I don't believe a word you say?

We can't go on together
With Rudkin in charge 
And we can't build our dreams
With Rudkin in charge

So, if an old friend I know
Stops by to say hello
Would he still see Ayew in our side?

But here we go again
Signing old has beens
You can't see these tears are real
I'm crying 

We can't go on together
With Rudkin in charge 
And we can't build our dreams
With Rudkin in charge

Oh, let our team survive
I'll dry the tears from your eyes
Let's don't let a good thing die
So Listen Top, you know, it’s time for you both to go 
Mmm, yeah, yeah 

We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much, Leicester 

Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
And why I don't believe a word you say?

Well, don't you know I'm caught in a trap?
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much, Leicester

[onekeithweller]

The party's over
It's time to call it a day
They've burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon away
It's time to wind up the masquerade
Just make your mind up the piper must be paid

The party's over
The candles flicker and dim
You danced and dreamed through the night 

Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend

 

Nat King Cole

[DJW1]

2 hours ago, Stuntman_Mike said:

@Libertine Credit 

 

 

Straight outta Seagrave 

Lazy motherf***er named Ayew 

From the gang of Playaz With Attitude 

When I’m subbed off, I slowly plod off 

Shoot the ball and them daisies get shorn off 

You too boy if you f*** with Vesty 

The staff are gonna hafta come grab the lead 

Of his dog, and take it walkin’ round 

‘Cause my slow Danish friend can’t turn ‘round 

Winksy starts to mumble, “I miss Enzo” 

My man’s cooked from commuting from London 

Goin off for a motherf***er like Faes 
With his arms raised he’s blamin’ yo’ ass 
So give it up dicks 
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a free kick 
Here's a dank rap from yo’ favourite chancer 
With a goal record like a Pointless answer 
2 in 27 is the rule 
'Cause I can’t hit the behind of a mule 
Me you can go toe to toe, so lazily 
I'm trippin’ players in tha box, daily 
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly 
Until them dumb protestors see clearly 
That I'm down with the capital KPFC 
Boy you can't f*** with me 
So when I'm in the first team, it’s dog muck 
Cause Ayew is lazy as f*** 
As I leave, I hear y’all complain 
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin’ straight outta Seagrave 

 

 

 

Bouba is his name, and he’s comin’... 

 

... Straight outta Seagrave 
Is a brotha that'll offer no cover 
And with a blood type of pure butter 

Midfielder, I move like a snail 

And if I ever get caught I just bail 
See, I don't give a f***, that's the problem 
I see an opposition player I just dodge him 
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while 
And when I play a shit pass, I smile 
To me it's kinda funny, the other team see a player reclining 
But don't know where the f*** I’m going, just rollin 
Lookin for the life they call easy 
Take all the cash, they never see me 
Toothless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark 
And when I’m in the team, won’t see me mark or jump without persuasion 
You’ll hear the scream of the fans who saw the last relegation 
Give a little shoulder barge and I'm splittin’ 
But leave a nightmare no one'll be forgettin 
So what about the b*tch who hit a shot? Missed ya! 
You think I give a damn on the pitch? I ain't a sucker! 
This is the autobiography of Soumar.E, and if you ever f*** with me 
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who won’t cover 
Turd of the midfielders, straight outta Seagrave

Excellent work!

We have just witnessed the strength of (Filbert) street knowledge 

[Wsl]

Garbage and Can't Cry These Tears from the excellent Beautiful Garbage album

 

I just don't care anymore
I've reached the end of my tether, I've torn all your letters up
I just don't care anymore
Won't cry these tears anymore
I just don't care anymore
I've reached the end of my rope and it's time that I told you so
I just don't care anymore
Won't cry these tears anymore

[demon_dog]

You think we look pretty good together,

You think my shoes are made of leather,

I'm a substitute for another guy...............

[Winstonthedog]

The drugs don't work ...... the Verve

[waddadamadda]

Montaigne - I’m a fantastic wreck 
 

I'm a fantastic wreck
Wrecking everyone around me
I'm a fantastic wreck
And if I'm a little bit
Deranged would you not
Estrange me or change me
And if I can write your name can I be
Angry and nasty
And if nothing else can change me
And I am just this way then
Would you love me?

[fox_favourite]

Don't want to be a King Power Idiot

[PhillippaT]

Gonna Be Some Changes Made (Matt "Guitar" Murphy, Way Down South Abum)

 

(Maybe a bit sarcastic)

 

[murphy]

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right... 

[murphy]

Chaka Khan:

 

Daka, Daka, Daka, Daka can't

Daka can't, Daka can't, Daka can't 

Daka can't, let me rock you, Daka can't

Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do

Daka can't....

 

....etc

[DJW1]

So come away, won't you come away
We could go to...
Deptford, Catford, Watford, Digberth, Mansfield
Ahh, anywhere in Albion

 

(Babyshambles: Albion)

[DJW1]

Conveniently, Mansfield was one of the places included by Pete Doherty. Unfortunately, he didn´t include Burton, Bolton, Wycombe, Bromley, Barnsley, Exeter.....

[murphy]

Chuck Berry:

 

Now go!

Go Jonny go go go!

Go Jonny go go go!