People that have caused you more emotional trauma than John Rudkin

[The Year Of The Fox]

12 minutes ago, Clogger_ said:

From Rudkin to this, who'd have thunk it?

Rather have a pint with Jon 😂

[Clogger_]

15 minutes ago, The Year Of The Fox said:

No 😂 

Jodie her name is. Also assaulted me once when drunk, so she’s a definite swerve 

Brainwave...can we introduce Jon to Jodie?!

 

(Sorry YOTF that is SO inappropriate)

Edited 12 April by Clogger_

[TrentFox]

Lorraine Kelly. 

[Mike Oxlong]

Bonnie Blue - upon finding that I had been placed at 1000 of 1000 in the queue 

[Gazza M]

Being told by a Derby supporting mate we should go for Paul Warne as gaffer.

[Pliskin]

Cold Play. 

[Pliskin]

7 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Bonnie Blue - upon finding that I had been placed at 1000 of 1000 in the queue 

KFC bucked with an out of date punched lasagne in it. 

[Foxmeister]

My grandad died on my birthday and on the same night as Maradona’s hand of god goal and that was a cause of celebration compared to this.

[Pliskin]

The various bosses on resident evil that chased you in third person, ruined many pants playing those games.

Edited 12 April by Pliskin

[lookwhaticando]

46 minutes ago, Parafox said:

I wonder what the title of her song about him would be.

She’s already penned a few singles with him in mind. 

I Knew You Were Trouble (this was obvious to us before his recent promotion)

 

Blank Space (a succinct description of his cranial cavity)

 

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (for when we finally bin him)

[The Quick Brown Fox]

2 hours ago, The Year Of The Fox said:

A narcissistic ex

 

That’s about it 

Came to say the same 

 

Crazy 

[5waller5]

I’m here for the 300 pages of “Ex wife”!!! 

[Katy]

My now dead dad who made me support this fecking club in the first place (and for also being a shit dad). 

[ACF]

Last year, I had a four week block of family cancer diagnosis, stolen car, wife in hospital for a couple of weeks with very rare complications following a procedure, living with my in-laws, and a 12 month old that wouldn’t sleep. 
 

The trauma from that 4 week period gets close to Mr Tracksuit but not quite.

[foxfanazer]

Scar from Lion King and that's it

[marcymarc666]

One word:

TRUMP !

[TonyN11]

Lorraine xxxxxxxx

Not sure what her surname would be these days.

 

Donald Trump

[Gamble92]

8 hours ago, Katy said:

My now dead dad who made me support this fecking club in the first place (and for also being a shit dad). 

Sounds rough. Expand

[RumbleFox]

Jokey answer? Jamiroquai, annoying little twat.

 

Serious answer? Jamiroquai. **** I can’t stand the cvnt. 

[ashbyj]

Scout master Kevin

[Winstonthedog]

8 hours ago, Katy said:

My now dead dad who made me support this fecking club in the first place (and for also being a shit dad). 

Same here ... although my dad was okay he has to take full responsibility for inflicting this life sentence of watching some of the crap we have to endure ... I just hope there's an afterlife .... I need to have a few words 

[Katy]

15 minutes ago, Gamble92 said:

Sounds rough. Expand

Why are people laughing that I had a shit dad? Bit harsh 😂

 

You want me to expand on a football forum why I had a shit dad? 

[SB87_LCFC]

Anyone who has been involved in recruitment since we won the Premier League Title. 

 

My mind has been blown this afternoon looking through the transfer window activity in the past 10 years. We are around £700m spent in 10 years, with huge outlays for the likes of Slimani, Ayoze Perez, Daka and Soumare to name a few. 

 

We managed to flip a few for a decent profit from the list, but as soon as we gave Dudkin his position, we were unable to get deals over the line like we did before. The alarming amount of names on that list that have walked away for free from here as well is scary! 

 

 

[HankMarvin]

Selling Michael Barrymore a new XL pool thermometer

[Gamble92]

37 minutes ago, Katy said:

Why are people laughing that I had a shit dad? Bit harsh 😂

 

You want me to expand on a football forum why I had a shit dad? 

Yeah what was he like? Etc