The joke thread

[Buce]

5 minutes ago, Beliall said:

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

 

 

[Tielemans63]

I met a girl in the pub last night. We chatted and got drunk and I ended up at hers.

 

"Listen" I said, "I'm not very experienced and when I'm with a girl for the first time I do suffer from a bit of premature ejaculation."

 

"Well we can take it slow, babe," she winked. "How premature?"

 

"Remember earlier in the pub, when you asked me about sex?"

 

"Yeah?"

 

"Then."

[Tuna]

On ‎22‎/‎05‎/‎2017 at 20:36, Beliall said:

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

Put the Fooking lotion in the basket !

[Beliall]

On 5/22/2017 at 20:42, Buce said:

 

 

That was my "well" pun. I think outside the box

[Buce]

4 minutes ago, Beliall said:

That was my "well" pun. I think outside the box

 

Way too far outside mine.

 

Care to explain?

[Drew Peacock]

"There is no need for you to ever buy expensive knickers."

 

"Why?"

 

"Because they will be 100% off if you come back to my place."

[Beliall]

11 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Way too far outside mine.

 

Care to explain?

Have you not seen the silence of the lambs?

 

 

[Beliall]

6 minutes ago, Drew Peacock said:

"There is no need for you to ever buy expensive knickers."

 

"Why?"

 

"Because they will be 100% off if you come back to my place."

The tinder thread is that way Larry >>>>>>>>>

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Beliall said:

Have you not seen the silence of the lambs?

 

 

 

I have, but I don't have an eidetic memory.

 

She's in a well then?

[Beliall]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

I have, but I don't have an eidetic memory.

 

She's in a well then?

Yes. I'm shit a puns. I don't do very well with them

Edited 24 May 2017 by Beliall

[Buce]

Just now, Beliall said:

Yes.

 

Right.

 

And the joke is...?

[Beliall]

54 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Right.

 

And the joke is...?

I'M NOT FUNNY OK!!  Just leave me alone 

 

[Buce]

Just now, Beliall said:

I'M NOT FUNNY OK!!  Just leave me alone 

 

 

 

Let that be a lesson to you for your 'Duck Pond' thread.

[Beliall]

2 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

 

Let that be a lesson to you for your 'Duck Pond' thread.

Bastard!

[Buce]

2 minutes ago, Beliall said:

Bastard!

 

That's me.

 

[Countryfox]

5 minutes ago, Beliall said:

Bastard!

 

2 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

That's me.

 

 

Glad alls well with you two again ....    

[Trav Le Bleu]

14 hours ago, Beliall said:

I'M NOT FUNNY OK!!  Just leave me alone 

 

Well alone.

[Beliall]

I walked in on my sister last night , masturbating with a carrot.

 

I shouted out "seriously ? I was gonna eat that later but now it will just taste like carrots"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Via reddit. 

[Renart]

1 hour ago, Beliall said:

I walked in on my sister last night , masturbating with a carrot.

 

I shouted out "seriously ? I was gonna eat that later but now it will just taste like carrots"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Via reddit. 

 

On 24/05/2017 at 08:13, Beliall said:

I'M NOT FUNNY OK!!  Just leave me alone 

 

 

[Beliall]

31 minutes ago, Renart said:

 

 

[Countryfox]

 

WHAT DOES A DYSLEXIC, AGNOSTIC, INSOMNIAC SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME DOING ?? ....

 

STAYING UP ALL NIGHT WONDERING IF THERE REALLY IS A DOG.

[Trav Le Bleu]

Countryfox's joke book...

 

Edited 25 May 2017 by Trav Le Bleu

[Countryfox]

38 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Countrywide's joke book...

 

 

Nah ...    Travs spelling book     

[Trav Le Bleu]

3 hours ago, Countryfox said:

 

Nah ...    Travs spelling book     

Stooopid auto-correct

 

[Beliall]

5 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Stooopid auto-correct

 

Yeah blame that, Table is blue