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The joke thread

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Beliall

Beliall

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10 hours ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

Have you received a PM? My post before yours tried to imply I'd like to see the joke.

 

1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Fair play mate :thumbup:

 

I've PM'd it to Beliall who is totally unethical and will probably post it straight away lol

 

(Then I'll deny it and say it wasn't that joke at all) :ph34r:

 

1 hour ago, Buce said:

 

It probably won't be!

 

Beliall has a free shot at goal. lol

 

*drumroll please*

 

 

 

 

I'm told the most common surname in China is Chang.

 

But please correct me if it's Wong :D



nothing wrong with that. lol 

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Buce

Buce

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3 minutes ago, Beliall said:

 

 

*drumroll please*

 

 

 

 

I'm told the most common surname in China is Chang.

 

But please correct me if it's Wong :D



nothing wrong with that. lol 

 

lol

 

Consider yourself trolled.

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Beliall

Beliall

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5 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Yep.

 

You should have known better - after all, you've seen Izzy's jokes before..

Yeah, call me an optimist but i thought he had stepped up his game from shit to edgy

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Izzy

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1 hour ago, Beliall said:

 

*drumroll please*

 

I'm told the most common surname in China is Chang.

 

But please correct me if it's Wong :D
 

 

Bit racist :whistle:

 

47 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Yep.

 

You should have known better - after all, you've seen Izzy's jokes before..

lol

 

40 minutes ago, Beliall said:

Yeah, call me an optimist but i thought he had stepped up his game from shit to edgy

 

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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6 hours ago, RODNEY FERNIO said:

Ken Dodd known for his longevity as a comedian once performed at a show when he was on the stage for over six hours.

 

Did he ?

 

No Doddy

Did you know Ken Dodd's dad's dog died?

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Izzy

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23 minutes ago, Trav Le Bleu said:

Did you know Ken Dodd's dad's dog died?

:D 

We always used 'Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead' as our team name for pub quizzes back in the day. No idea where the saying came from though....

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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22 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

:D 

We always used 'Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead' as our team name for pub quizzes back in the day. No idea where the saying came from though....

We play as 'Unique New York' for probably the same reason you chose your team name.

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RODNEY FERNIO

RODNEY FERNIO

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It's actually a true story.

Ken Dodd's dad used to have a milk round in Knotty Ash.

He used to deliver the milk on a horse and cart ( it was a long while ago )

and his dog used to run alongside the horse and cart.

One day the poor pooch was run over on the round by a bread delivery van.

This was reported in the local rag with the headlines ... Ken Dodd's Dad's dog dies.

It then became a popular saying in Liverpool and then obviously then spread across the country.

 

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Buce

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16 minutes ago, RODNEY FERNIO said:

It's actually a true story.

Ken Dodd's dad used to have a milk round in Knotty Ash.

He used to deliver the milk on a horse and cart ( it was a long while ago )

and his dog used to run alongside the horse and cart.

One day the poor pooch was run over on the round by a bread delivery van.

This was reported in the local rag with the headlines ... Ken Dodd's Dad's dog dies.

It then became a popular saying in Liverpool and then obviously then spread across the country.

 

 

I think it's an urban myth (His dad was actually a coal merchant).

 

Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead

 

I took a text from Tim today

And saw it sadly said,

“It’s hard for me to say to you

But Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.

 

I tried to text him back again

And not delete the thread

But clumsily I lost his text

Of “Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead”.

 

I put Sky News on to confirm

And saw the strapline read,

“Breaking news from Knotty Ash –

Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.

 

And when I bought a Daily Star

It seemed from' A to Z

That all the paper had to say

Was Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.

 

This tortuous tongue-twister

Was doing in my head

But there’s no way I could forget

“Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.

 

The flags half mast on Lime Street;

The city’s painted red,

And blue, of course, for Everton

Cos Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.

 

Did Ken Dodds dad’s dog die today?

His kennel’s now a shed

He’ll never need his old dog lead

Cos Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.

 

Yes, Doddy’s dad’s dog dud alright

His fleas to Jesus fled

The mangy hound has gone to ground

Cos Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead

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Izzy

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35 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

I think it's an urban myth (His dad was actually a coal merchant).

 

Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead

 

I took a text from Tim today

And saw it sadly said,

“It’s hard for me to say to you

But Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.

 

I tried to text him back again

And not delete the thread

But clumsily I lost his text

Of “Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead”.

 

I put Sky News on to confirm

And saw the strapline read,

“Breaking news from Knotty Ash –

Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.

 

And when I bought a Daily Star

It seemed from' A to Z

That all the paper had to say

Was Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.

 

This tortuous tongue-twister

Was doing in my head

But there’s no way I could forget

“Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead”.

 

The flags half mast on Lime Street;

The city’s painted red,

And blue, of course, for Everton

Cos Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.

 

Did Ken Dodds dad’s dog die today?

His kennel’s now a shed

He’ll never need his old dog lead

Cos Ken Dodd's dad’s dog’s dead.

 

Yes, Doddy’s dad’s dog dud alright

His fleas to Jesus fled

The mangy hound has gone to ground

Cos Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead

Those lyrics are different to these: Now I'm really confused :blink:

 

 

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MPH

MPH

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2 hours ago, The Bear said:

I think I saw Michael J. Fox in the garden centre earlier. It was difficult to tell though as he had his back to the fuschias.

 

 

Yeah he works there. Had a chat with him. Its his job to shake all the bees off the flowers....

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