The joke thread

[Buce]

31 minutes ago, Parafox said:

My mate Hugh loves Whitney Houston.

 

He says she'll always love him.

 

You seem to have a problem understanding how death works, Para..

 

Not good in your line of work.

[Parafox]

2 hours ago, Buce said:

 

You seem to have a problem understanding how death works, Para..

 

Not good in your line of work.

Love can go beyond death. Hugh believes...

 

I hope you got the reference though

Edited 5 July 2017 by Parafox

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Went to the gym earlier and used their new machine. Used it for an hour but felt sick afterwards. Its good though, does everything.

 

Kitkat, Mars Bars, Snickers...

[Izzy]

Deleted as not actually sure if 'PC' so thought best to remove.

I genuinely don't know where the bloody line is anymore these days...

Edited 7 July 2017 by Izzy Muzzett

[Buce]

43 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Deleted as not actually sure if 'PC' so thought best to remove.

I genuinely don't know where the bloody line is anymore these days...

 

There's only one way to find out, Izzy. 

 

Publish and be damned!

[Izzy]

4 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

There's only one way to find out, Izzy. 

 

Publish and be damned!

Or publish and be banned!

 

These days if in doubt, scrub it out I reckon....

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Or publish and be banned!

 

These days if in doubt, scrub it out I reckon....

 

Pm it to me. 

 

 

[Izzy]

5 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Pm it to me. 

 

Done

[Renart]

On 7/7/2017 at 19:01, Izzy Muzzett said:

Deleted as not actually sure if 'PC' so thought best to remove.

I genuinely don't know where the bloody line is anymore these days...

 

On 7/7/2017 at 19:53, Buce said:

 

Pm it to me. 

 

 

 

On 7/7/2017 at 19:59, Izzy Muzzett said:

Done

And....? @Buce? 

[Buce]

3 minutes ago, Renart said:

 

 

And....? @Buce? 

 

And what?

[Renart]

3 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

And what?

Was it as bad as all that? 

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Renart said:

Was it as bad as all that? 

 

Well that depends.

 

Was your dislike of my God-woman-slug joke because it just wasn't funny? Or was it because it transcended the boundaries of good taste?

[Renart]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

Well that depends.

 

Was your dislike of my God-woman-slug joke because it just wasn't funny? Or was it because it transcended the boundaries of good taste?

Both! 

[Buce]

Just now, Renart said:

Both! 

 

 

In that case Izzy probably did well to err on the side of caution.

 

[DJ Barry Hammond]

5 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Well that depends.

 

Was your dislike of my God-woman-slug joke because it just wasn't funny? Or was it because it transcended the boundaries of good taste?

 

Sounds a good joke to me then!

[Beliall]

PM it to me ill post it. 

[Trav Le Bleu]

1 hour ago, Beliall said:

PM it to me ill post it. 

 

[DJ Barry Hammond]

1 hour ago, Beliall said:

PM it to me ill post it. 

 

Have you received a PM? My post before yours tried to imply I'd like to see the joke.

[Izzy]

47 minutes ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

Have you received a PM? My post before yours tried to imply I'd like to see the joke.

[Beliall]

1 hour ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

Have you received a PM? My post before yours tried to imply I'd like to see the joke.

nothing yet @Izzy Muzzett hasnt sent it yet

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I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.

 

She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.

[Izzy]

7 hours ago, Beliall said:

nothing yet @Izzy Muzzett hasnt sent it yet

Sorry, I thought Buce was sending it you 

I'll PM you now..

[Buce]

2 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Sorry, I thought Buce was sending it you 

I'll PM you now..

 

Nah, it was your call, Izzy.

 

It would have been unethical of me to share the contents of a pm.

[Izzy]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

Nah, it was your call, Izzy.

 

It would have been unethical of me to share the contents of a pm.

Fair play mate 

 

I've PM'd it to Beliall who is totally unethical and will probably post it straight away 

 

(Then I'll deny it and say it wasn't that joke at all) 

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Fair play mate 

 

I've PM'd it to Beliall who is totally unethical and will probably post it straight away 

 

(Then I'll deny it and say it wasn't that joke at all) 

 

It probably won't be!

 

Beliall has a free shot at goal.