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Posted
1 hour ago, Parafox said:

A friend died this morning as a result of injuries sustained during storm Doris... RIP:unsure:

Sorry to hear that mate. 

Posted
 
Sort of a slightly bizarre humblebrag?

That would be bizarre. It got everywhere. Disgusting birds.

Bet that ruffled your feathers.


I was really annoyed as I thought they were Asiatic birds. Turns out they have a species I. Congo. Still annoyed. The shit is like diarrhoea. I'm assuming it was a bird's...
Posted
A friend died this morning as a result of injuries sustained during storm Doris... RIP:unsure:

Makes my bird poop problem seem irrelevant. Sorry to hear about this. Best wishes to their family.
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4 hours ago, LCFC_World said:

Sorry to hear that mate. 

 

2 hours ago, Merging Cultures said:


Makes my bird poop problem seem irrelevant. Sorry to hear about this. Best wishes to their family.

Thanks guys.

A bit like stepping in peacock poop, it was possible but still unexpected.

Posted
8 hours ago, Merging Cultures said:

I just stood in some peacock shit.

 

You just have to do it don't you ...   not pigeon shit ...   not dog shit ...   no, it has to be fookin peacock shit !!

 

 

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

 

You just have to do it don't you ...   not pigeon shit ...   not dog shit ...   no, it has to be fookin peacock shit !!

 

 

 

Meh. 

 

Shit is shit no matter how you dress it up. 

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Posted
55 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Meh. 

 

Shit is shit no matter how you dress it up. 

You're a braver man than I am if your reaction to bird shit falling on you is the same as your reaction to human faeces landing on your shoulder.

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Guest Electric Yetis
Posted (edited)

About had a heart attack. Just woke up and nipped to the loo and noticed my 3 year old sons bedroom door was open and he was nowhere to be seen. Cue frantic searching and waking my 6 year old up to check if he was in bed with him. Downstairs and still no sign before I find him fast asleep under the dining table.

 

Never been so freaked out in my life.

Edited by pds
Posted

Do we have a thread about admitting to being potentially evil? Because I think I might be.

At this conference, there is a guy in a wheel chair. When he rolled across the front of the conference room, I said "weeeeeeeeeee". In my head obviously, not out loud, I'm not totally evil. But I did chuckle to myself as I thought how much fun that looked.

Posted
 
Meh. 
 
Shit is shit no matter how you dress it up. 




 
You just have to do it don't you ...   not pigeon shit ...   not dog shit ...   no, it has to be fookin peacock shit !!
 
 

To be fair, it could have been lion shit...
Posted
20 minutes ago, Merging Cultures said:

 

 

 

 


To be fair, it could have been lion shit...

 

 

 

 

 

To be fair, if it had eaten you first, you could have been lion shit ....    :o

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Posted
1 hour ago, Finnegan said:

 

Awwwww yeaaaaah. Bow chika bow wah.

 

#businesstime

I WISH.

 

Small children jumping on it, probably.  They're both the reason for the bed breaking and how it definitely couldn't have been what you're referring to, you FILTHY BEAST

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Ok, this is a humblebrag. I'm happy to say when it is!

I've been doing a 'keto' diet since 10 Jan and I've lost 25lbs (>2 stone).

On this diet it makes you less tolerant to booze. The conference I am at gives a lunch stipend. I want to this place...

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And now I am quite drunk.

I am not sure I can be bothered to go to the afternoon wrap up session!!

Posted
5 minutes ago, Merging Cultures said:


Have you ignored me, or have I ignored you?!!

I thought you were a nice guy... :)

Who said that?

Posted

Talktalk tried to up my bill and hope I wouldn't notice. Just been arguing with them online for 3 quarters  of an hour, they've ended up cutting my bill even lower. Always query everything, don't let them rip you off.

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