Alf Bentley Posted 5 January 2018 Posted 5 January 2018 Health experts warn about the dangers of the penis whitening craze in Thailand: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/penis-whitening-treatment-takes-thailand-by-storm-a3732671.html I really hope that Top and his old man aren't caught up in all this and don't think they should offer us penis whitening as a matchday freebie. Doughnuts and beer are much better options, Top, as Homer Simpson will gladly advise you.
Buce Posted 5 January 2018 Posted 5 January 2018 21 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: Health experts warn about the dangers of the penis whitening craze in Thailand: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/penis-whitening-treatment-takes-thailand-by-storm-a3732671.html I really hope that Top and his old man aren't caught up in all this and don't think they should offer us penis whitening as a matchday freebie. Doughnuts and beer are much better options, Top, as Homer Simpson will gladly advise you. A man with a (presumably) yellow penis?
Alf Bentley Posted 5 January 2018 Posted 5 January 2018 4 minutes ago, Buce said: A man with a (presumably) yellow penis? Well, you should know! Was your avatar recorded pre- or post-whitening procedure. Homer looks alarmed. As a deviation, a couple of months back a mate of mine asked me if I shaved my pubic hair (he's an oddbod). Is that seriously a thing that some blokes do these days? Am I innocent or is he and/or the world weird? I'm staying safely indoors on FT to avoid all this perversion.
Buce Posted 5 January 2018 Posted 5 January 2018 1 minute ago, Alf Bentley said: Well, you should know! Was your avatar recorded pre- or post-whitening procedure. Homer looks alarmed. As a deviation, a couple of months back a mate of mine asked me if I shaved my pubic hair (he's an oddbod). Is that seriously a thing that some blokes do these days? Am I innocent or is he and/or the world weird? I'm staying safely indoors on FT to avoid all this perversion. Not any blokes that I know, though I understand it is de rigeur among young women these days.
Captain... Posted 5 January 2018 Posted 5 January 2018 4 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: Well, you should know! Was your avatar recorded pre- or post-whitening procedure. Homer looks alarmed. As a deviation, a couple of months back a mate of mine asked me if I shaved my pubic hair (he's an oddbod). Is that seriously a thing that some blokes do these days? Am I innocent or is he and/or the world weird? I'm staying safely indoors on FT to avoid all this perversion. Shave or trim? I'm not adverse to a bit pubic topiary mainly because it increases the chance of oral sex. If porn is anything to go by then I would say it is very common, in real life I dunno, I think manscaping is a thing, but I'm not going to google it at work.
Guest Kopfkino Posted 5 January 2018 Posted 5 January 2018 14 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: Well, you should know! Was your avatar recorded pre- or post-whitening procedure. Homer looks alarmed. As a deviation, a couple of months back a mate of mine asked me if I shaved my pubic hair (he's an oddbod). Is that seriously a thing that some blokes do these days? Am I innocent or is he and/or the world weird? I'm staying safely indoors on FT to avoid all this perversion. I don't want a face full of hair whilst I'm down there so it's only fair she gets the same luxuries. You can get special deodorant for you bollocks and groin area these days
Buce Posted 5 January 2018 Posted 5 January 2018 43 minutes ago, Kopfkino said: I don't want a face full of hair whilst I'm down there so it's only fair she gets the same luxuries. You can get special deodorant for you bollocks and groin area these days Brings a whole new meaning to the question, 'aerosol or ball?'...
Alf Bentley Posted 5 January 2018 Posted 5 January 2018 I'm starting to feel like a bewildered old man recently....
ajthefox Posted 10 January 2018 Posted 10 January 2018 When you can't tell the difference between real life and GTA... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/10/russian-man-believed-to-be-drunk-smashes-stolen-tank-into-supermarket
Buce Posted 10 January 2018 Posted 10 January 2018 2 minutes ago, ajthefox said: When you can't tell the difference between real life and GTA... https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/10/russian-man-believed-to-be-drunk-smashes-stolen-tank-into-supermarket Brings a whole new meaning to being tanked up...
Webbo Posted 11 January 2018 Posted 11 January 2018 Just now, Sharpe's Fox said: I must say the Daily Telegraph's standards have declined recently.
Stadt Posted 11 January 2018 Posted 11 January 2018 It’s like those shitty magazines you get with tabloids “I was seduced by my KOALA!” Page 7
The Doctor Posted 11 January 2018 Posted 11 January 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-42652314 The gods are getting too powerful Quote The ban, apparently given by a local river god, has outraged children's activists
Guest Posted 12 January 2018 Posted 12 January 2018 Depends on what amuses you I guess Nigel Farage has MEP salary docked to recoup misspent EU funds https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jan/12/nigel-farage-eu-salary-docked-claim-misspent-public-funds?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard
Buce Posted 12 January 2018 Posted 12 January 2018 56 minutes ago, toddybad said: Depends on what amuses you I guess Nigel Farage has MEP salary docked to recoup misspent EU funds https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jan/12/nigel-farage-eu-salary-docked-claim-misspent-public-funds?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard It amuses the fvck out of me. Can't beat a bit of schadenfreude when it's applied to people like him.
Alf Bentley Posted 23 January 2018 Posted 23 January 2018 https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/11/13/austin-brexit-is-best-car-advert-you-will-see-week/ (Didn't want to ruin the pigeon thread by posting these in there) For the Brexiteers in your life... For the Remainers in your life...
Strokes Posted 23 January 2018 Posted 23 January 2018 53 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/11/13/austin-brexit-is-best-car-advert-you-will-see-week/ (Didn't want to ruin the pigeon thread by posting these in there) For the Brexiteers in your life... For the Remainers in your life... See I like that, the brexit car is colourful, safe, british and most importantly, better than the remain car.
tom27111 Posted 24 January 2018 Posted 24 January 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-42776454 Deaf women take daughters to concert and sue because nobody will sign the songs to them The world's gone mad.
Captain... Posted 24 January 2018 Posted 24 January 2018 49 minutes ago, tom27111 said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-42776454 Deaf women take daughters to concert and sue because nobody will sign the songs to them The world's gone mad. Why? The concert provider is legally obliged to provide facilities for disabled people, she thinks they failed in that respect. Admittedly they did provide a sign interpreter for Little Mix and not for the support act and that is why she is complaining, but if they hadn't been so difficult in meeting their legal requirement it might not have been an issue.
TiffToff88 Posted 24 January 2018 Posted 24 January 2018 2 hours ago, tom27111 said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-42776454 Deaf women take daughters to concert and sue because nobody will sign the songs to them The world's gone mad. 1 hour ago, Captain... said: Why? The concert provider is legally obliged to provide facilities for disabled people, she thinks they failed in that respect. Admittedly they did provide a sign interpreter for Little Mix and not for the support act and that is why she is complaining, but if they hadn't been so difficult in meeting their legal requirement it might not have been an issue. It IS mad though. Yes, disabled people should not have to miss out on the same experiences as able bodied people, but this is a stretch too far. I feel for the deaf women in this case, but a bit of common sense is needed in these situations. Its a show based entirely on the music and singing. Being deaf she would have known what she was getting herself into. As bad as it sounds - You live by your means. I have a physical disability, it means i cant do certain things like ice skating. Would it be reasonable for me to demand that a professional ice skater is provided to give me a piggy back ride around the rink?
Buce Posted 24 January 2018 Posted 24 January 2018 14 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said: It IS mad though. Yes, disabled people should not have to miss out on the same experiences as able bodied people, but this is a stretch too far. I feel for the deaf women in this case, but a bit of common sense is needed in these situations. Its a show based entirely on the music and singing. Being deaf she would have known what she was getting herself into. As bad as it sounds - You live by your means. I have a physical disability, it means i cant do certain things like ice skating. Would it be reasonable for me to demand that a professional ice skater is provided to give me a piggy back ride around the rink? But deaf people can experience music through vibrations; they can also experience a live performance visually, and having the words signed to them would enhance their understand of the rythm. Furthermore, who are you to judge what they can or cannot experience? Years ago, I sat near a blind guy at Filbert St - he enjoyed singing and being part of the atmosphere, while his mate gave a running commentary of the action.
TiffToff88 Posted 24 January 2018 Posted 24 January 2018 12 minutes ago, Buce said: But deaf people can experience music through vibrations; they can also experience a live performance visually, and having the words signed to them would enhance their understand of the rythm. Furthermore, who are you to judge what they can or cannot experience? Years ago, I sat near a blind guy at Filbert St - he enjoyed singing and being part of the atmosphere, while his mate gave a running commentary of the action. I'm not saying that the blind woman shouldn't be allowed to enjoy the experience, i'm just pointing out that she seemed to be expecting an unreasonable level of adjustment. She was offered the opportunity to take her own interpreter but she turned it down. Your blind friend didn't expect the club to provide someone to give him a running commentary, he took it upon himself to take someone with him.
FoxSinceBirth Posted 24 January 2018 Posted 24 January 2018 Gives new meaning to the word thrill seeking https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-poses-photo-huge-crocodile-11898463
Buce Posted 24 January 2018 Posted 24 January 2018 1 minute ago, TiffToff88 said: I'm not saying that the blind woman shouldn't be allowed to enjoy the experience, i'm just pointing out that she seemed to be expecting an unreasonable level of adjustment. She was offered the opportunity to take her own interpreter but she turned it down. Your blind friend didn't expect the club to provide someone to give him a running commentary, he took it upon himself to take someone with him. She was deaf - what she was expecting was that the organisers complied with the law. The guy I referenced (not a friend) enjoyed being part of the atmosphere - I think the commentary was probably a bonus.
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