Jon the Hat Posted 16 February 2016 Posted 16 February 2016 You're not the Messiah you're a very naughty boy. http://www.aol.co.uk/news/2016/02/08/david-camerons-mother-signs-anticuts-petition/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk%7Cdl9%7Csec1_lnk2&pLid=428326 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/david-camerons-aunt-joins-his-mother-in-petition-against-oxfordshire-council-cuts-a6862931.html Imagine, a family where parents and children can hold different political views! Its like some kind of free thinking utopia! Actually now I think about it, didn't David also write to the head of his local council asking them to reconsider their cuts?
Guest MattP Posted 16 February 2016 Posted 16 February 2016 Imagine, a family where parents and children can hold different political views! Its like some kind of free thinking utopia! Actually now I think about it, didn't David also write to the head of his local council asking them to reconsider their cuts? It's quite amusing really, reminds me of the abuse Tony Benn got for making his so called "pro-war" speech at the despatch box. In the eyes of some it's immoral to inherit money from your parents but at the same time a disgrace if you don't inherit their political views.
Guest MattP Posted 16 February 2016 Posted 16 February 2016 http://mashable.com/2016/02/15/ice-haul-australia/#jSC5iN9TnPqg "Australian police have seized what they believe is more than A$1 billion worth of methamphetamine, more commonly known in Australia as "ice" and elsewhere as "crystal meth." It has been discovered in huge shipments of silicon bra inserts" A lot fewer people getting off their tits in Oz, then. That's surely the biggest ever drug bust?
Carl the Llama Posted 20 February 2016 Posted 20 February 2016 Just wait until they team up with other animals, a Moose a llama and a poodle. Can't see Mr Breath and myself teaming up any time soon tbh. I do like poodles though.
Merging Cultures Posted 21 February 2016 Posted 21 February 2016 Not sure whether this is real or not: http://www.mamamia.com.au/texas-woman-first-spermaholic/
Rincewind Posted 21 February 2016 Posted 21 February 2016 She looks like a character from Monty Python.
Steven Posted 21 February 2016 Posted 21 February 2016 An interviewee from the Nigel Pearson school. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/flossie-dickey-110-year-old-not-one-bit-excited-about-her-birthday-a6887231.html
foxoffderby Posted 23 February 2016 Posted 23 February 2016 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-officially-changes-name-bacon-105041721.html I thought if you were bored with London you were bored with life
Guest MattP Posted 25 February 2016 Posted 25 February 2016 Top trolling from the Kent Uni Conservatives. http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/margaret-thatcher-statue-set-to-be-erected-as-kent-university-conservative-association-petition-a6892801.html
Alf Bentley Posted 25 February 2016 Posted 25 February 2016 Top trolling from the Kent Uni Conservatives. http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/margaret-thatcher-statue-set-to-be-erected-as-kent-university-conservative-association-petition-a6892801.html Amusing stuff. Might blow a bit of a hole in the student union budget, though. They might have to double entry prices at the nightclub to fund the statue....can't see students voting for that. I might write to the Tory students suggesting that, after the "Angel of the North", they name their statue the "Devil of the South" and run profit-making tours between the 2 statues to fund this investment in high culture ("high", quite literally).
Rincewind Posted 25 February 2016 Posted 25 February 2016 I wonder how long it will be before some 'sensible students' deface it?
foxoffderby Posted 29 February 2016 Posted 29 February 2016 http://news.sky.com/story/1642438/men-could-need-note-from-wife-to-get-viagra
ozleicester Posted 1 March 2016 Posted 1 March 2016 Welcome to Australia http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/national/man-takes-pet-snake-for-a-swim-at-a-gold-coast-creek/news-story/d8c934584ef1b65a8e68420386da6270
MPH Posted 23 March 2016 Posted 23 March 2016 Text About Mama Giving Birth Goes To Wrong Number, Man Visits Hospital Anyway Uplift Inspiring by Terry Turner - Mar 22, 20160 1k You’d have to forgive friends of Lindsey and Mark Knox for texting a wrong number — Lindsey was in labor and people were excitedly messaging everyone they knew about the birth. But the happy accident led to the couple’s welcoming of new friends into their lives, as well as a new baby. The group text wound up on Dennis Williams’ phone — a man who’d never even met the Knoxes. When he told the sender they’d sent the message to a wrong number, all he got in reply was a picture of Lindsey holding newbornbaby Cason. That’s when Dennis and his brother Deorick decided to join the fun. “Well I don’t know y’all,” Dennis texted back, “but me and the boys will be thru to take picture with the baby.” CHECK OUT: Strangers Feed Parking Meter for Mom Stuck in Hospital With Baby The brothers were true to their word, driving the 40 miles from their home in Tallahassee, Florida to the Georgiahospital in order to surprise the family. They even brought along diapers, pacifiers, and bottles for baby Cason — and made sure they got a picture with the family. CHECK OUT: Stranger Swoops In With Private Jet When Sick Baby Needs It Most “What a blessing these two guys were to our family,” the Knoxes posted to Facebook. “They were so sweet and kind to do this! You 2 are great guys and thank you for giving to someone you didn’t know!” (Photo: Deorick Williams, Facebook)
potter3 Posted 25 March 2016 Posted 25 March 2016 Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours.
Rincewind Posted 26 March 2016 Posted 26 March 2016 I'm sorry but I had to smile at this http://www.thecanary.co/2016/03/25/petition-to-ban-david-cameron-from-re-entering-the-uk-reaches-1000000-signatures-in-under-an-hour/
Bellend Sebastian Posted 31 March 2016 Posted 31 March 2016 I'm all for it. Good cat drawing too: http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/31/cats-robbers-police-force-considers-using-felines-fight
Webbo Posted 1 April 2016 Posted 1 April 2016 Quick-thinking children on an Easter egg hunt form a human arrow to POINT to where suspected robbers are hiding from police helicopter pilot Group of children aged between six and 12 form an arrow on a field They were looking for Easter eggs near the village of Capel, Surrey With the help of the kids officers managed to arrest the fleeing suspects Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3519201/Quick-thinking-children-Easter-egg-hunt-form-human-arrow-POINT-suspected-robbers-hiding-police-helicopter-pilot.html#ixzz44av1O624
Rincewind Posted 3 April 2016 Posted 3 April 2016 Some funny stories on people being sent bills after dying. http://money.aol.co.uk/2016/03/31/brilliant-response-to-780-gas-bill-for-dead-mum/?ncid=aolshare_facebook
Danno Posted 4 April 2016 Posted 4 April 2016 Quick-thinking children on an Easter egg hunt form a human arrow to POINT to where suspected robbers are hiding from police helicopter pilot Group of children aged between six and 12 form an arrow on a field They were looking for Easter eggs near the village of Capel, Surrey With the help of the kids officers managed to arrest the fleeing suspects Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3519201/Quick-thinking-children-Easter-egg-hunt-form-human-arrow-POINT-suspected-robbers-hiding-police-helicopter-pilot.html#ixzz44av1O624 grasses
Buce Posted 4 April 2016 Posted 4 April 2016 Looks more like a ploughed field to me. Of course. Why else would there be an 'arrow?
MONreborn Posted 6 April 2016 Posted 6 April 2016 A tory, a daily mail reader and an immigrant sat around a table with a pack of biscuits. The tory takes 11 of the 12 biscuits and says to the daily mail reader: "You want to watch that immigrant, he's after your biscuit"
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