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Great call on Busquests.

Complete shaft. If he played for anyone other than Barca he's get constantly slated, seems that wearing that shirt makes players invulnerable to criticism.

I don't think that's true. I just think our media in general don't give a toss about European football, so we only really hear about players like Busquets on big occasions where there's more to report on than whether or not he dived.

There's plenty of people who dislike Barca and their players. I'd say the main reason people are full of praise for the current side, though, is because they're really, really fucking good. Surely even the likes of Milktray and co' who seem to dislike Barcelona predominantly because they're fed up of the sycophancy wouldn't actually deny their quality?

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I Love Barca, i went to see them play a pre season Friendly against AC Milan on my own earlier this seasonand got chatting to a lot of there fans before, during and after the game. They fans are some of the most down to earth, appreciative and knowledgadable on Football i've come across. (In fairness when you are that good it's hard to complain about too much).

I didn't have an opion on them before i went to the match and now i have a lot of time and respect for them as their fans respect the players and vice versa.

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I don't think that's true. I just think our media in general don't give a toss about European football, so we only really hear about players like Busquets on big occasions where there's more to report on than whether or not he dived.

There's plenty of people who dislike Barca and their players. I'd say the main reason people are full of praise for the current side, though, is because they're really, really fucking good. Surely even the likes of Milktray and co' who seem to dislike Barcelona predominantly because they're fed up of the sycophancy wouldn't actually deny their quality?

There okay I guess.

Posted

Nigel Reo-Coker would be up there for me. Distinctly average player who has delusions of grandeur.

"Right, Bowyer! You're a violent racist, but take a break son. Barton! I know you enjoy beating people up and terrorising the youth team, but you're out too. COKER! Get here now and bring those delusions of grandeur with you!"

Posted

Can't even fill a full team. Most of the people I hate are strikers.

Manager: Alex Fergurson - Most hypocritical whiny gum-chewing twat

RB: Ferdinand (couldn't find a RB) just for this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7aMiAd0KJs

CB:Materazzi

CB: Terry

LB: Ashley Cole

MF. C. Ronaldo

MF: Barton

MF. Stephen Ireland

ST: Balotelli

ST: Andy Carrol

ST: Rooney -

Bench: Marlon King (Need another woman beater to come on for Carrol), Suarez (Ghana didn't deserve that), Henry (neither did ireland)

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Posted

Terry's a cvnt, no doubt about it.

So is Rooney.

In fact My 11 would be the England team of the 2010 World Cup. Disgrace to England.

Posted

Paddy Kenny

Jamie Carragher

Chris Morgan

Wayne Brown

Ashley Cole

El-Hadji Diouf

Lee Cattermole

Joey Barton

Kyle Lafferty

Michael Chopra

Mario Balotelli

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GK:Chris Weale,Suarez Graham Stack Rape allegations?

RB: Moloney? - that Forest RB.

CB: Jonny Evans

CB: kevin Muscat

LB: Joe "Woman beating, WBA are a bigger club than Leicester" Mattock

LM: El Ha...............The dirty, spitting, fouling Bastard

CM: Karl Henry

CM: Barton

RM: Thiery Henry - Ireland

ST: Chopra

ST: Bellamy

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Manager: Alex Ferguson

'Keeper: Luke McCormick (Self-explanatory.)

LB: Marcelo (people think Busquets is bad for gamesmanship? This guy celebrates getting people sent off or winning a penalty like it's a last-minute winner. Prize bellend.)

CB: John Terry (Self-explanatory.)

CB: Wayne Brown (Braindead lump of shit who did his level best to ruin a great team spirit before the biggest game of the season.)

RB: Ashley Cole (Utter, utter willy puller. Literally one of the least bearable people in the world. Has to play there 'cos Marcelo's also an arsehole but less capable)

RM: C. Ronaldo (Arrogant bellend. SO much talent, but such an irritating runt.)

CM: Dennis Wise (See McCormick and John Terry.)

CM: Paul Terry (As with McCormick, Wise and his brother.)

LM: Nani (A combination of Ronaldo and Marcelo. Talented player but a complete bitch. Pathetic diving on a regular basis.)

CF: Alan Shearer (A certain incident involving a current SPL manager springs to mind.)

CF: Lee Hughes (McCormick.)

Subs: Ben Thatcher, Joe Mattock, Frank Lampard, E. Diouf, Marlon King, Rob Earnshaw, Michael Chopra

*No GK on the bench 'cos I can't think of another who annoys me. Mattock in for a dreadful attitude, pie-in-the-sky ideas and for being a complete pillock in town. Lampard gets the nod mainly because I think he's a fat willy puller and I just generally dislike him. Diouf picks himself, as does King. Earnshaw included for ALWAYS scoring against us before doing that unbearable celebration. Michael Chopra for being a whiny little manchild, seemingly always scores against us which is massively suprising seeing as he's always either on the floor or in the referees ear.

Posted

Lee Camp

Ferdinand

Terry

Bowyer

Rooney

Tevez

Bellamy

R. Fuller

Barry Ferguson

Bougherra

Paul Robinson (Bolton)

Posted

I've gone for:

Manager: Arsene Moaner

Owners: Hicks and Gilette

Jens Lehmann



Gary Neville - Kevin Muscat - Chris Morgan - Joe Mattock

El Hadj Diouf - Lee Catttermole - Dennis Wise - Nigel De Jong - Joey Barton

Mario Balotelli

Subs:

Luke McCormack

Ashley Cole

Michael Brown

Sergio Busquets

C-Ron

Michael Chopra

Lee Hughes

Posted

Gaffer: Wenger.

Gk - McCormick.

Rb - Carlos Puyol

Cb - Gerard Pique

Cb - Chris Morgan

Lb - Marcelo

Cm - Dennis Wise

Cm - Sergio Busquets

Cm - Mark Yeates

Att - Craig Bellamy

Att - Michael Chopra

Att - Simon Cox

Posted

Right basically just wondering what people worse XI would be, due to hate for them or just general. reasons are optional

Mine is:

GK: paddy kenny

Lb: Ashley cole

Cb: john Terry

Cb: Sergio Ramos

Rb: Gary Neville ( I know he retired recently but no one else springs to mind.)

Cm: joey Barton

Cm: nigel de Jong

Cm: Robbie savage

Lw: Michael chopra

St: marlon king

Rw: mario balotelli

Subs:

El hadje diouf

Miroslav klose

Kevin Nolan

C. Ronaldo

Didier drogba

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Manager: Warnock - Not so bad as he used to be but the most annoying man in football for a long time. Gutted he's done so well with QPR

GK: Schmeichel - The shit one. Remember him being a right cvnt when we played Leeds on boxing day

LB: Mattock - Arrogant **** who thinks he's better than us and everyone in Leicester.

CB: Morgan - Absolute cvnt on the pitch, most likely one off it too.

CB: Ferdinand - Seems like a massive nob

RB: Puyol - See above

LM: Diouf - Dirty Bastard

CM: Barton - Thug and a dirty boy on the pitch

CM: Keane - Total willy puller

RM: Wise - See above

ST: Bellamy - Dirty, whiny cvnt

ST: Tevez - Ungrateful, arrogant bellend

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I'm going to ignore any criminal activities and go purely on antics on the pitch and general twattishness.

Manager: Warnock

Kenny

Bardsley - R. Ferdinand - Pique - Hughes (Scunthorpe)

Busquets - Gerrard - Whittingham

Becchio - Chopra - Bothroyd

Posted

What's wrong with Stephen Ireland? Seen him posted a couple of times.

He just a general 'tosser'.

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