The Doctor Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 So now we'll have 9 months of inane jabberwocky all over the news about what is just a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKCJ Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 Anybody know the odds on this baby being black? Could you imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 From Frankie Boyle: The only reason Kate Middleton's pregnant is she doesn't have tits worth finishing on. Certainly got a face worth aiming at though. She's skinny too, which means you could chuck her around the bedroom like the Hulk with a stubbed toe. So now we'll have 9 months of inane jabberwocky all over the news about what is just a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 Certainly got a face worth aiming at though. She's skinny too, which means you could chuck her around the bedroom like the Hulk with a stubbed toe. lol true, true. Come on! Ol' Wills isn't into that sort of thing! 2 minutes of missionary fumbling with the lights off is a far as the Royals go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 lol true, true. Come on! Ol' Wills isn't into that sort of thing! 2 minutes of missionary fumbling with the lights off is a far as the Royals go. Posh birds are filth in the sack. It's the repression. Kate probably spends many an evening with a gaping wide on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ttfn Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 An entirely appropriate admittance to hospital especially considering she has already lost a baby.... Have I missed something here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tielemans63 Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 Kate probably spends many an evening with a gaping wide on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 Posh birds are filth in the sack. It's the repression. Kate probably spends many an evening with a gaping wide on. Nah, not Kate, bet it's like lumping round a sack of spuds. I bet Wills even has trouble getting a birthday bj. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 Nah, not Kate, bet it's like lumping round a sack of spuds. I bet Wills even has trouble getting a birthday bj. Like a train mate. Like a train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 Like a train mate. Like a train. bet she picked that tip up from Grandma Liz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 I never knew Kate was older than William. Thought he was about three years her senior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEFATBASTARD Posted 3 December 2012 Share Posted 3 December 2012 Thats a no then.. still having a tenner on it.. cos kate looks like lots of fun.. bet she picked that tip up from Grandma Liz nice beaver... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flowwolf Posted 4 December 2012 Share Posted 4 December 2012 Like a train mate. Like a train. Is she wearing Black knickers or is just that her collar matches her cuffs ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Year Of The Fox Posted 4 December 2012 Author Share Posted 4 December 2012 Great news yesterday. Makes you proud to be part of our great nation. No other royal family would make worldwide headlines with this news. Fantastic year for Britain God Save The Queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross-Kemp Posted 4 December 2012 Share Posted 4 December 2012 Second what stu says ! GSTQ ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxesAreBlue Posted 4 December 2012 Share Posted 4 December 2012 Is good news but I can't see how people think she's fit! Her sister on the other hand. Very well built bit of kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sphericalfox Posted 4 December 2012 Share Posted 4 December 2012 Can we get this pinned, I don't want to miss a thing!!!!!!!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 4 December 2012 Share Posted 4 December 2012 Can we get this pinned, I don't want to miss a thing!!!!!!!!!? Don't think I haven't considered it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Walsh5 Posted 4 December 2012 Share Posted 4 December 2012 Like a train mate. Like a train. Not a fan of her Deirdre Barlow neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 4 December 2012 Share Posted 4 December 2012 Can we get this pinned, I don't want to miss a thing!!!!!!!!!? Just for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sphericalfox Posted 4 December 2012 Share Posted 4 December 2012 Just for you! Excellent! I'm going to be not paying much attention to my own pregnant wife, but keeping a diary of every Middleton tidbit I can instead! This thread is going to be vital to keep up to speed! I do hope there is daily sustenance I can survive on until June next year! It's going to whizz by! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 4 December 2012 Share Posted 4 December 2012 Hopefully we get another bank holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raj Posted 4 December 2012 Share Posted 4 December 2012 My Mrs is pregnant- she didnt need a night in hospital for morning sickneess! Middleton needs to man up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPH Posted 5 December 2012 Share Posted 5 December 2012 My Mrs is pregnant- she didnt need a night in hospital for morning sickneess! Middleton needs to man up!!! its not actually morning sickness she has but a more severe form of it called Hyperemesis Gravidarum Hyperemesis gravidarum (HG) is a severe form of nausea and vomiting in pregnancy that is different from the more common nausea and vomiting known as morning sickness. Dehydration, malnutrition, and other serious complications are the result of the "unrelenting, excessive pregnancy-related nausea and/or vomiting that prevents adequate intake of food and fluids."[1] Hyperemesis is considered a rare complication of pregnancy but, because nausea and vomiting during pregnancy exist on a continuum, there is often not a good diagnosis between common morning sickness and hyperemesis. Estimates of the percentage of pregnant women afflicted range from 0.3% to 2.0%.[2] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raj Posted 5 December 2012 Share Posted 5 December 2012 its not actually morning sickness she has but a more severe form of it called Hyperemesis Gravidarum GAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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