Got a First 'Date'

[lcfcadam]

Spoke to my contacts in the underground, no luck I'm afraid

Wymesey has 7 personal chauffeurs using 8 different modes of transport, I doubt he'd use the underground...

[Alexikokopops]

I can confirm that no one has posted using his IP address since his last post.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

This really is an amazing thread.

Sniff my finger!

[Corky]

Proper investigative work from Alexikokopops there

[chuck'em]

Time for a stakeout at his manor?

[Corky]

I'm sure his chef will provide something for us.

[Fox1651]

Wymesy, please let us know you are okay?, or at least get your butler to let us know

[MPH]

I can confirm that no one has posted using his IP address since his last post.

:-(

top effort though Alex. Ty.

Im beginning to worry that it might of been a successful date.

come back wymesy!!!

[The Doctor]

:-(

top effort though Alex. Ty.

Im beginning to worry that it might of been a successful date.

come back wymesy!!!

what you're suggesting there is that wymsey's got himself a life - we have nothing to worry about in that respect.

[MPH]

what you're suggesting there is that wymsey's got himself a life - we have nothing to worry about in that respect.

yup. Thats exactly it.

we've been replaced.

[Wycombe Fox]

I reckon she had a front bottom like a Venus Fly-Trap, he fell in and has been entirely consumed.

[Houdini Logic]

She's a fast mover if she's banned him from having fun and talking to friends after only the first date...

[StanSP]

I reckon something bad has happened. Like, really bad.

That or he's just moved away from the country.

[Itsthejoeker]

We need a banner for the next home game!

[GLC]

We need a banner for the next home game!

YES! that would work

[GLC]

Can we find any clues from his last post?

Big name, but a big tosser as well, tbh.

[I am Rod Hull]

We need a banner for the next home game!

I`v started a poster campaign...

[Bilo]

We need a banner for the next home game!

Directly opposite the boxes of course.

[Fox You Forest]

They relocate to the Cape Verde Isle when the nights draw in.

[BoneDog]

Another love tip for Wymesey or other novices.

If the first date goes ok, when you get home make her a 'love mixtape'. You can give her the tape / cd on the second date and blow her away. A few example songs that would work well are listed below.

Brian Adams - Everything I Do, Gloria Estefan - Here We Are, Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True, Color Me Badd - Forever Love. Classics that instantly make all ladies hot, wet and ready for hardcore supersex. Oooh, that reminds me, chuck a bit of Michael Bolton on there aswell.

An even better idea If you own a guitar - you could 'jam' some Bolton songs with your top off when she's round your house.

[GLC]

Still no luck?

[MikeyT]

Another love tip for Wymesey or other novices.

If the first date goes ok, when you get home make her a 'love mixtape'. You can give her the tape / cd on the second date and blow her away. A few example songs that would work well are listed below.

Brian Adams - Everything I Do, Gloria Estefan - Here We Are, Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True, Color Me Badd - Forever Love. Classics that instantly make all ladies hot, wet and ready for hardcore supersex. Oooh, that reminds me, chuck a bit of Michael Bolton on there aswell.

An even better idea If you own a guitar - you could 'jam' some Bolton songs with your top off when she's round your house.

What about "I Wanna Sex You Up".

[Dan LCFC]

Wow, all that and there's NOTHING from him?!

[The Doctor]

Not been seen in 2 months now. I believe we can declare him legally dead and give up the search.

[ithuriel]

Had a date with a hot girl and not been seen on the internet since hmmm