Got a First 'Date'

[Saxondale]

If all else fails, roll out the big gun -

my mate Jacques

[Finnegan]

MsFoxy's on the case

Bastard. There before me.

Although I was going to be a bit more cruel:

[MikeyT]

On my way!

[sphericalfox]

On it like a car bonnet

[Unit]

And what?

[Saxondale]

What good's Barry going to be?

This is a serious investigation.

[lcfcadam]

Right then: we have a team, now we need an action plan.

Anyone ever meet him in the flesh?

Anyone live in or around Wymeswold? (where the fuck even is Wymeswold?)

Anyone remember which university he goes to (seem to recall it being a rubbish one )

Any other questions we need to raise?

We're clearly talking a very rich, powerful family here (I mean the type for whom "subdued gravy" is considered an insult to their very persons), so there's no limit to the organisations which could be involved. Be careful, don't talk in public, trust no-one.

And remember the rewards could be great, these people own a box in the West Stand for goodness sake!

Edited 9 December 2011 by lcfcadam

[Fox You Forest]

Late addition to the team.

[lcfcadam]

Also some bedtime reading for you all: How To Be A Detective

[GLC]

I'm In!

[James.]

Think I found him

[21st Century Fox]

Ok I did some digging around, this might be a long shot but this could be him.... we just need to question that dog.

[lcfcadam]

Think I found him

Ok I did some digging around, this might be a long shot but this could be him.... we just need to question that dog.

Good starts. Although James, despite the man's boundless wealth I imagine regularly commuting to the NY Philharmonic would be impractical for him. That, and my gut instinct tells me his name isn't Mike. Gotta rely on your instincts in this game...

And 21st Century Fox - good work, get looking into it in more detail. Perhaps get in touch with GLC as Brain the Dog should be able to lend some advice in that department

Edited 9 December 2011 by lcfcadam

[I am Rod Hull]

You`re going to need a leader, someone to co-ordinate the operation.. I will need to test your loyalty though...

[Finnegan]

Fuckit. Late for every party I'll play this game, just because ya'll missed out the best man for the job.

[The Doctor]

Right then: we have a team, now we need an action plan.

Anyone ever meet him in the flesh?

Anyone live in or around Wymeswold? (where the **** even is Wymeswold?)

Anyone remember which university he goes to (seem to recall it being a rubbish one )

Any other questions we need to raise?

We're clearly talking a very rich, powerful family here (I mean the type for whom "subdued gravy" is considered an insult to their very persons), so there's no limit to the organisations which could be involved. Be careful, don't talk in public, trust no-one.

And remember the rewards could be great, these people own a box in the West Stand for goodness sake!

I feel we should break into his box tomorrow and interrogate his butler.

[lcfcadam]

I feel we should break into his box tomorrow and interrogate his butler.

Excellent suggestion. Are you up to the task? If so, start gathering your team, carry out the operation, and report back here tomorrow at 1700 hours with your findings.

[Finnegan]

Given I've taken the McNulty role I'm going to get blind drunk and seek out Wymsey's date with a packet of johnnies.

[lcfcadam]

Given I've taken the McNulty role I'm going to get blind drunk and seek out Wymsey's date with a packet of johnnies.

report back here tomorrow at 1700 hours with your findings. Pics or GTFO.

[The Doctor]

Excellent suggestion. Are you up to the task? If so, start gathering your team, carry out the operation, and report back here tomorrow at 1700 hours with your findings.

I said we, I really meant you. My investigation involves going to watch Bradford play and attempting to start up as many renditions of "The twelve days of Ormondroyd" as possible.

[Finnegan]

report back here tomorrow at 1700 hours with your findings. Pics or GTFO.

I'd be massively surprised if she's much to look at.

Or even a she.

Or even real.

[lcfcadam]

I said we, I really meant you. My investigation involves going to watch Bradford play and attempting to start up as many renditions of "The twelve days of Ormondroyd" as possible.

Tomorrow my investigation is going to involve experiencing whatever hangover you get from drinking 1 litre of Aldi Fortified British Wine...

[StanSP]

Right then: we have a team, now we need an action plan.

Anyone ever meet him in the flesh?

Anyone live in or around Wymeswold? (where the fuck even is Wymeswold?)

Anyone remember which university he goes to (seem to recall it being a rubbish one )

Any other questions we need to raise?

We're clearly talking a very rich, powerful family here (I mean the type for whom "subdued gravy" is considered an insult to their very persons), so there's no limit to the organisations which could be involved. Be careful, don't talk in public, trust no-one.

And remember the rewards could be great, these people own a box in the West Stand for goodness sake!

Wymeswold is virtually bang in the middle of Leicester and Nottingham (16 + 18miles respectively, thanks Google Maps).

Let's hope our colleague was not taken over to the dark side on that one night of mystery.

[Kitchandro]

I don't know where he is now, but I've obtained some video footage of the date

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NdNyi7v0-M

[Bilo]

BACK FROM THE DEAD.

(Will find missing persons for alcohol)