Got a First 'Date'

[Bilo]

He's either dead or has the stinkiest fingers imaginable.

[m00nie]

My grandad used to be lord mayor of Leic (20 odd years back) same weight as this retard who is mayor now yet his trousers didn't fall off. Glad he didn't as he was board member of lcfc and longtime friend of Jack Wallace

who was lord mayor 20 years ago..

[I am Rod Hull]

who was lord mayor 20 years ago..

• Councillor Mrs Janet Setchfield (1985–1986)
  
• Councillor Sydney St.John Phipps (1986–1987)
  
• Councillor Gordhan Parmar (1987–1988)
  
• Councillor Guy Collis (1988–1989)
  
• Councillor David Anthony Taylor (1989–1990)
  
• Councillor Peter Kimberlin (1990–1991)
  
• Councillor Colin Grundy (1991–1992)
  
• Councillor Robert Wigglesworth (1992–1993)
  

[Mee]

Fooking hell, i wish i could borrow some of Wymsey's stamina, he's been going at her for days!

[Asha]

• Councillor Mrs Janet Setchfield (1985–1986)
  
• Councillor Sydney St.John Phipps (1986–1987)
  
• Councillor Gordhan Parmar (1987–1988)
  
• Councillor Guy Collis (1988–1989)
  
• Councillor David Anthony Taylor (1989–1990)
  
• Councillor Peter Kimberlin (1990–1991)
  
• Councillor Colin Grundy (1991–1992)
  
• Councillor Robert Wigglesworth (1992–1993)
  

It has to be Wymesy St John Phipps.

[I am Rod Hull]

It has to be Wymesy St John Phipps.

I really want it to be

Wigglesworth.

[m00nie]

• Councillor Mrs Janet Setchfield (1985–1986)
  
• Councillor Sydney St.John Phipps (1986–1987)
  
• Councillor Gordhan Parmar (1987–1988)
  
• Councillor Guy Collis (1988–1989)
  
• Councillor David Anthony Taylor (1989–1990)
  
• Councillor Peter Kimberlin (1990–1991)
  
• Councillor Colin Grundy (1991–1992)
  
• Councillor Robert Wigglesworth (1992–1993)
  

cant see any info on any of them being on the city board

[Rincewind]

Someone I know father was an ex Lord Mayor. Name of Worth. 60's or 70's

[The Doctor]

Wymsey St John Phipps would make sense (and is a chuffing hilarious name), Wymsey Grundy would also be quite funny.

Reading El Empty's advice in the thread is also greatly humorous.

[Bilo]

Please let it be St. John Phipps.

There again, Wymesey Wigglesworth has a ring to it an' all.

[MPH]

How much do full page ads cost in the city Program? we could track him down that way..... His Butler is sure to read it....

[ozleicester]

Another love tip for Wymesey or other novices.

If the first date goes ok, when you get home make her a 'love mixtape'. You can give her the tape / cd on the second date and blow her away. A few example songs that would work well are listed below.

Brian Adams - Everything I Do, Gloria Estefan - Here We Are, Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True, Color Me Badd - Forever Love. Classics that instantly make all ladies hot, wet and ready for hardcore supersex. Oooh, that reminds me, chuck a bit of Michael Bolton on there aswell.

An even better idea If you own a guitar - you could 'jam' some Bolton songs with your top off when she's round your house.

I just feel i need to sleep with El empty right now

[m00nie]

has anyone seen him irl? did he go to any of the footy games held from here? is his real name will???

detective work is leading to **photo removed at the users request**

[I am Rod Hull]

has anyone seen him irl? did he go to any of the footy games held from here? is his real name will???

detective work is leading to **photo removed at the users request**

Is that Rory McIlroy far right ?

Maybe Wymsey did a Robert Maxwell ?

[FoxesAreBlue]

If he has been killed by some fire breathing whore then I'm bagsey having the roller from one of the garages

[Rincewind]

Perhaps he did the serandading wrong under her blcony and she threw something on his head to shut him up.

Or if she was doing the seranading he fell off the balcony.

[ajthefox]

Is that Rory McIlroy far right ?

Maybe Wymsey did a Robert Maxwell ?

love that

[Mark]

He's been in touch via email and is alive and well, but has requested that certain bits of info about him were removed (photos, family information).

He did mention that he'll be back though, and the date went according to plan.

[Corky]

Wymesy's still with us

[chuck'em]

Some pretty great detective work there, time to think of a new career m00nie?

[I am Rod Hull]

Some pretty great detective work there, time to think of a new career m00nie?

It was good was`nt it.

[StanSP]

This means he logged in and was lurking. I wonder how long he had been lurking for.

Oh you sly boy, Wymesy.

[The Doctor]

This means he logged in and was lurking. I wonder how long he had been lurking for.

Oh you sly boy, Wymesy.

No, his last log-in is still October 28th. Even if you just lurk it still registers as being active (on-line).

[potter3]

Not if you set it to private.

[Rincewind]

Oh-Oh-7 Up Wymsey?