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Chocolate Bar Wars - Grand Final

  

124 members have voted

  1. 1. Final

  2. 2. 3rd Place Play-off



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Posted

i would rather have a bar of dog s**t,preferably white dog s**t, somewhat of a rarity, tough on the teeth but due to the farce of this thread i'm willing to make stuff up rather than vote pfffft to your dodgy chocolate.

Posted

Its like having two Championship teams in the FA cup final and neither of them are Leicester.

Bought a multi-pack from Aldi Titan. Taste a bit like Mars but cheaper. Not too bad.

Posted

Well it's official, Silvio Al Snrub Berlusconi is 100% on the take.

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These two have coasted by with victory after victory over weak opposition. I feel dirty just voting for Galaxy as the winner of a Chocolate bar competition, I'm just going to eat fruit from now on, as just the smell of chocolate is going to remind me of this abomination.

I'm going to go and purge my body of any dirty, dirty cocoa I may have consumed over the weekend.

Posted

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE DOUBLE DECKER,

ONE DOUBLE DEEEEEEECKER!!

This is correct and I demand a BGT type wild card for a late entry into the final.

Double decker fans need to unite and support their chosen chocolate bar with passion. Flags and banners please for a protest outside the KP.

Posted

Put up a third option of a blank vote please.

Posted

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE DOUBLE DECKER,

ONE DOUBLE DEEEEEEECKER!!

Agreed. My favourite chocolate bar ever.

Posted

I've been sitting on some information for a couple of weeks that I didn't think I'd have to disclose but my hand has been forced.

I recently gained access to the archives at Nestlé's headquarters in Switzerland (don't ask how) where I learnt the terrible secret behind one of their most popular confectionery treats.

Whatever Wikipedia might tell you the Toffee Crisp was not invented by a man called John Henderson, it was invented by a man called Jack Smith... or that was his name post-WWII. Jack Smith was in fact Hans Schmitt a high ranking Nazi who invented and mass produced his Sahnebonbon Knusprig in a forced labour camp he was the Commandant of. He also molested kids.

Now I'm not saying that a vote for Toffee Crisp is a vote for Fascism and child molestation but that's totally the case.

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100% Genuine, bona fide proof.

Posted

Nestle are responsible for killing African babies with their powdered baby milk so I probably shouldn't have voted for them, but rather that than have my masculinity questioned again.

Posted

Before you vote, if you could just stare at these innocent pictures for a while....

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Think my head has turned towards toffee crisp

Posted

Couldn't you just abstain from voting? :dunno:

Don't you understand the principle of a "white" vote?

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