Royston. Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 Friday night, Chinese or Indian?? Sod it, I'll have both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 But nicking a telly is ?? whoosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 royal tits are so unimpressive these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 Having two big fight nights on the same Saturday and not being able to decide which one to attend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlueBrett Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 royal tits are so unimpressive these days True but royal arses have improved dramatically. Not sure I would have wanted to see Princess Die's rack in the cold light of day either to be fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 I'm all out of snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 True but royal arses have improved dramatically. Not sure I would have wanted to see Princess Die's rack in the cold light of day either to be fair that's so unfair , don't be so beastly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlueBrett Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 Awww go on then. Just quick peek mind - I have a delicate constitution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 that's so unfair , don't be so beastly I'm guessing they were limp, emaciated spaniel ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21st Century Fox Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 royal tits are so unimpressive these days Marie Antoinette had champagne glasses moulded out of hers. At least KM's would be slightly more economical in these trying times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairy Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 Tonight I dine on chicken kiev but I dont want to go to the pub with 'french breath'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 Seems the best place for this: Although you can almost double the price for the UK Market, more or less the same in pounds as in dollars. Posting a photo that didn't work Will try again: Or is it working now? Can anyone see the pic in my original post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 Marie Antoinette had champagne glasses moulded out of hers. At least KM's would be slightly more economical in these trying times. According to some highly regarded academic sources ( me) she had nice baps and buns and didn't mind anyone having a little taste of them if the din't have any bread . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 14 September 2012 Share Posted 14 September 2012 I'm all out of snacks. Crisis over. Wife has arrived bearing drinks and snacks. Now my problem is deciding whether to go Indian or Thai for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 15 September 2012 Share Posted 15 September 2012 Go Thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 15 September 2012 Author Share Posted 15 September 2012 Hmmmm First world.....http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19604535 not the first world............. http://junglejournalist.wordpress.com/2012/09/11/80000-bare-breasted-virgins-dance-for-king-of-swaziland/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 15 September 2012 Share Posted 15 September 2012 In a restaurant and wanting both the Lamb Shank and T-Bone but not being able to order both as it makes you look like a right greedy bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 15 September 2012 Share Posted 15 September 2012 In a restaurant and wanting both the Lamb Shank and T-Bone but not being able to order both as it makes you look like a right greedy bastard. I don't think it makes you look like a greedy bastard, I think it makes you a greedy bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 17 September 2012 Share Posted 17 September 2012 Heading out on a Saturday night and coming home with $56.65 in change and weighing about 3kg in your pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casablancas Posted 17 September 2012 Share Posted 17 September 2012 Falling in love with someone who's 3000 miles away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 17 September 2012 Share Posted 17 September 2012 Falling in love with someone who's 3000 miles away. Oh dear you got it bad haven't you. Not quite as love struck as you, but just typical of my luck, been living in Hertford for 4 months, contract has been cut short, so moving out, but got a new contract starting immediately afterwards, for a decent increase in daily rate and a chance to work in either North America, or Northern Europe, so I'm not going to be around much so what happens... I meet 2 really hot girls in the space of 2 days, basically on my leaving dos, and in 2 weeks I'm leaving the country. Typical, I've been 6 months single without a sniff and as soon as I'm leaving they start throwing themselves at me. Still it was a good weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the Hat Posted 17 September 2012 Share Posted 17 September 2012 Orange might have stuffed up my iPhone 5 order. This might mean a potentially horrible delay of weeks before I upgrade my perfectly capable phone to a new shinier one. Woe is me. It really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 17 September 2012 Share Posted 17 September 2012 Orange might have stuffed up my iPhone 5 order. This might mean a potentially horrible delay of weeks before I upgrade my perfectly capable phone to a new shinier one. Woe is me. It really is. Don't forget to buy the adaptor, so it is still compatible with all of your current iphone extras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the Hat Posted 17 September 2012 Share Posted 17 September 2012 Don't forget to buy the adaptor, so it is still compatible with all of your current iphone extras. My only iphone extra is a four quid charger off of ebay. I will be getting some more of those. Everything else is wireless init. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 17 September 2012 Share Posted 17 September 2012 The lead in my only 5B pencil is broken and falls out every time I sharpen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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