First world problems - whats yours?

[AdamN]

I've re read it it today, it's one of the best threads ever done I think. We are outrageous when you think about it.

Imagine going to a poor African village and telling them we have that much clean water we actually shit in it.

Pffft, at least they don't have to waste toilet roll so they don't have water splash their arse.

[Guest]

Pffft, at least they don't have to waste toilet roll so they don't have water splash their arse.

And then you have to remember to make sure the seat is in the correct position.

[FoxesAreBlue]

And then you have to remember to make sure the seat is in the correct position.

Not

Only that, every time my seat starts to slip I have to waste a valuable free text message asking my mums partner to come and fix the damn thing, it's not like I'm going to sort my own problems out.

It's either that or suffer the agony of cramp whilst trying to balance myself - someone people seriously don't realise just how good they've got it.

[Captain...]

Not being able to leave the house for 24 hours without having to take your smart phone charger with you.

[purpleronnie]

Not being able to leave the house for 24 hours without having to take your smart phone charger with you.

why's that?

[FoxesAreBlue]

Not being able to leave the house for 24 hours without having to take your smart phone charger with you.

I used to loan about this and my mate (who still has a Nokia 3310) said that you can double the life of an iPhone by "putting the fvcking thing down for 10 mins"

To be fair, e had a point!

[Phube]

All the fresh food I throw away in my kitchen bin makes it smell after a few days...

[Guest MattP]

Not being able to leave the house for 24 hours without having to take your smart phone charger with you.

That's a good one!

[The Doctor]

My TV aerial keeps losing signal for no apparent reason.

[Trav Le Bleu]

I used to loan about this and my mate (who still has a Nokia 3310) said that you can double the life of an iPhone by "putting the fvcking thing down for 10 mins"

To be fair, e had a point!

Having to watch lots of TV at a weekend to make room on the Skybox after coming home from holiday and leaving it recording for a week.

[AoWW]

I've broken a nail.

[Captain...]

why's that?

Because battery life sucks on them, and I needed it this weekend to make plans and find places, if my battery had died I wouldn't have been able to meet up with the sexy Spanish lady.

I am sure I could have squeezed out over 24 hours of battery, but that would require leaving with full battery and hardly using it. But this weekend I need it.

[Guest]

Because battery life sucks on them, and I needed it this weekend to make plans and find places, if my battery had died I wouldn't have been able to meet up with the sexy Spanish lady.

I am sure I could have squeezed out over 24 hours of battery, but that would require leaving with full battery and hardly using it. But this weekend I need it.

Not at your age.

[Guest Bilo]

My Sky dish loses its signal in heavy rain.

[ozleicester]

Its a long (Bank holiday) weekend........ but i have to work until FIVE tonight..instead of the usual 4.30. sigh

[Zingari]

Tesco had run out of Branston beans this morning , I had to make do with own brand

[Rocket-Ron]

Convincing the wife the £275 is a fair price for a few albums

Edit: Telling the wife I have spent £275 on a few albums

[Tielemans63]

My glass of Coke is way to fizzy.*

* Just to clarify, it's the Coke that's too fizzy. Not the glass.

[ozleicester]

Putting the top down on a 30+ degree day means my head gets burnt, putting a hat on prevents the problem, but in increases the "knob appearance" level significantly.

[Guest MattP]

Putting the top down on a 30+ degree day means my head gets burnt, putting a hat on prevents the problem, but in increases the "knob appearance" level significantly.

Sit in a restaurant and order the vegetarian option and the level can't get much higher.

[Zingari]

Putting the top down on a 30+ degree day means my head gets burnt, putting a hat on prevents the problem, but in increases the "knob appearance" level significantly.

Did you buy the saab ?

I did try to tell you convertibles aren't very practical .

[Reynard Bleu]

Major hardware failure brought the office to a standstill yesterday, despite the efforts of the highly trained technical specialist, the coffee machine remains out of action this morning. A spokesman for the staff said earlier 'bollux'. Business Contunity plans have been invoked and the office junior does a run to Starbucks every hour.

[Daggers]

My chickens don't like the leftover Chicken Kiev I gave them. Odd, because they adore chicken vindaloo.

[FoxyPV]

System failures which mean the toughbooks don't work and I have to phone the work out to my crews.

[Knightonian]

The push button thing on my car keys that makes it open from a distance is broken. I have to stand next to my car and use my finger nail to make the central locking work. It would save time and effort if I put the key in my car and turned it, but I refuse to go back to stoneage day's when this was necessary....