First world problems - whats yours?

[Rincewind]

Would you believe it, that happens all the time. They should put a warning on Iphones

'DO NOT LEAVE ON TOP OF CISTERN. IT IS THE OWNERS RESPONSIBILITY TO ENSURE IT DOES NOT SLIDE INTO THE TOILET BOWL.'

[ozleicester]

My stream of the Soccer AM show is jumpy

[I am Rod Hull]

My stream of the Soccer AM show is jumpy

This can only be an improvement.

[ozleicester]

This can only be an improvement.

fair point

[skinnydipper]

M 6

Grrrrrr.

[21st Century Fox]

Unripe nectarines. So deceptively inviting.

[Nick]

Rain.

I could use some third world sunshine for a bit so I can go out to play on the bike without the risk of showers.

Those lucky, lucky bastards.

[Captain...]

Having my tablet configured with the gmail app and with my gmail account set up as my default address on the email app so I get notified twice everytime I get an email. fml

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

I consider myself lucky because everyone seems to like me. lol

[Tielemans63]

Rain.

I could use some third world sunshine for a bit so I can go out to play on the bike without the risk of showers.

Those lucky, lucky bastards.

Yeah. It's not looking good for my barbecue this afternoon

[Daggers]

My chickens have started laying eggs so big they prevent the top closing on the egg boxes.

[pSinatra]

the remote control batteries have run out for the tv in my bedroom & fvcked if I know how to change the channel??

[Captain...]

Thinking your laptop is touch screen from playing on your tablet too much, I've got greasy fingermarks all over it, and I look a right tit when I do it at work.

[21st Century Fox]

I've got a seed from a ryvita stuck in my gum and it hurts and I don't even like ryvita.

[Trav Le Bleu]

My football team has only won 50% of it's games so far this season.

[Danizen]

I have to walk all the way to the kitchen to get clean water.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Porno buffering

[Captain...]

Porno buffering

Being out of plus ones, so I can't rep you.

[BoneDog]

No public hangings. Bit of a downer.

[Wymsey]

yeah i have a well damn proplem, the damn modss deleting my sensibel thread in the 'disabled' forumy.

What a bunch if gankers they afre.

[Webbo]

yeah i have a well damn proplem, the damn modss deleting my sensibel thread in the 'disabled' forumy.

What a bunch if gankers they afre.

I'm not a ganker.

[Rincewind]

I don't know what's been going on and don't like to pass judgement but....

[Guest]

Having to look at the fat ugly topless women as well as the young cute ones as I walk along the edge of the 21°C shoreline on a 30°C afternoon.

[syston_fox]

When someone on FT gets a rep point for making a point you'd made already on the previous page of the thread.

[Captain...]

When someone on FT gets a rep point for making a point you'd made already on the previous page of the thread.

REPWHORE!

Don't do it.