New Apprentice Series

[Swarles Barkley]

Here's the candidates.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p017h0j7/profiles/candidates

They all look like right bellends dont they!

[Charl91]

Don't watch it but saw the preview clip on BBC earlier.

Zeeshan Shah, sounded like and looks like a right knob.

Best Apprentice contestant ever was Stuart Baggs.

Stuart Baggs "The Hand"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPqTvcvYviU

[Vlad the Fox]

Wasnt a fan of her giraffe turkey neck but yes very pretty and great rack.

Kithcandreo I'm pretty sure that Joanne was a Brummie unless she lives in Leicester now

If Joanne was the girl who had the cleaning company, she used to live in Syston.

[Guest]

Watched the first 2 or 3 series but Sugar is a twat and the programme is just the same repetition, may as well watch an earlier series again with decent booty.

[Kitchandro]

Wasnt a fan of her giraffe turkey neck but yes very pretty and great rack.

Kithcandreo I'm pretty sure that Joanne was a Brummie unless she lives in Leicester now

If Joanne was the girl who had the cleaning company, she used to live in Syston.

http://apprentice.wikia.com/wiki/Joanna_Riley

[MooseBreath]

Some proper munters in it this year. That fking welsh guy looks like an alien. Proper inbred valleys scum. Not one likeable character except maybe the doctor. Might not watch it anymore.

[The Horse's Mouth]

Sophie & Luisa caught my eye hehe.

 

Overall the first episode was alright, all the candidates are really bitchy so I can see this getting interesting. Neil seems like a egotisitcal ****, so i look forward to the episode tomorrow.

[Guest BlueBrett]

Some proper arseholes this time. Glad jaz went tonight because not only was she utterly useless but she was the type that would really grate on me as the show goes on. Someone needs to get that Neil character in a headlock and monkey scrub the cocky gobshite til his scalp bleeds, and who the hell does that old guy think he is? You look like Dracula..yeh we'll you look like you're lost on your way to an audition for a just for men advert you silver cock.

I actually think the posh guy came across as alright and the doctor obviously has potential. Hoping the little Asian bloke provides a bit of comic relief. I think that's where he sees his niche.

[Fox in the North]

Luisa showing a bit more of her usual self... http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fuk.omg.yahoo.com%2Fgossip%2Fthe-juice%2Fapprentice-luisa-zissman-topless-naked-kisses-girl-jordan-poulton-dating-hottest-yet-170945069.html%3Ffb_action_ids%3D10152807251670384%26fb_action_types%3Dnews.reads%26fb_source%3Dother_multiline%26action_object_map%3D%257B%252210152807251670384%2522%253A131220760408978%257D%26action_type_map%3D%257B%252210152807251670384%2522%253A%2522news.reads%2522%257D%26action_ref_map%3D%255B%255D&h=RAQEktEKA

[scottthefox]

And good to see an appearance from our very own Ian Stringer on this list

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/the-apprentice--the-10-most-outlandish-candidate-comments-of-all-time-154657590.html

Haha

[Fox in the North]

And good to see an appearance from our very own Ian Stringer on this list

http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/the-apprentice--the-10-most-outlandish-candidate-comments-of-all-time-154657590.html

Haha

 

I never knew he went on the apprentice 

[Kitchandro]

I never knew he went on the apprentice 

 

My parents watched that series and said he seemed a total bellend

 

Sugar described him as 'a complete waste of space' I believe.

[SystonFox]

If Joanne was the girl who had the cleaning company, she used to live in Syston.

yeah that was her. really? she looked decent with her clothes off in NUTS magazine a few years ago.

 

i'm a big fan of the Doctor in this series. is that a northern irish accent i detect? LUSH!

[Bayfox]

 

Wasnt a fan of her giraffe turkey neck but yes very pretty and great rack.

Kithcandreo I'm pretty sure that Joanne was a Brummie unless she lives in Leicester now

 

Each to there own, but liz locke could suck my **** all day.

[StanSP]

Jason is a proper dimwit. He'll get crushed later on in the series. What on earth was he playing at last night?

 

Leah is a superb candidate so far. She's shone out among the rest so far.

 

The others don't do much in comparison to her (perhaps Rebecca excluded) and just stand there like lemons oranges.

 

I do like how Rebecca got brought down a peg or 2 last night though. Her reaction after showed that she hated being put in her place.

[Kitchandro]

Jason is a proper dimwit. He'll get crushed later on in the series. What on earth was he playing at last night?

 

Leah is a superb candidate so far. She's shone out among the rest so far.

 

The others don't do much in comparison to her (perhaps Rebecca excluded) and just stand there like lemons oranges.

 

I do like how Rebecca got brought down a peg or 2 last night though. Her reaction after showed that she hated being put in her place.

 

Yeh Rebecca seems quite intelligent but there must be a reason everyone doesn't like her! The chick with the fake blonde hair (forgot her name) seemed to be looking for an argument with her a lot though.

 

I felt a bit sorry for Tim, clearly he's not cut out for the cut throat business world and he couldn't control a bunch of bitchy women. He might have got himself out of the shit if he'd been aggressive in the board room (such as hammering home their errors; one making a cock up with the numbers and the other advising him on the wrong location). He didn't so he had to go really.

 

That Jason is hilarious, I hope he stays for a while just for comedy value. The way he talks is priceless.

[The Horse's Mouth]

yeah I love Jason. Tim is a big loss to the entertainment value of the show because he seems really insecure and stuff it's pretty funny

[StanSP]

Yeh Rebecca seems quite intelligent but there must be a reason everyone doesn't like her! The chick with the fake blonde hair (forgot her name) seemed to be looking for an argument with her a lot though.

 

I felt a bit sorry for Tim, clearly he's not cut out for the cut throat business world and he couldn't control a bunch of bitchy women. He might have got himself out of the shit if he'd been aggressive in the board room (such as hammering home their errors; one making a cock up with the numbers and the other advising him on the wrong location). He didn't so he had to go really.

 

That Jason is hilarious, I hope he stays for a while just for comedy value. The way he talks is priceless.

 

I don't think people liked Rebecca because of her bossy nature, especially towards Uzma who I think you're on about. There were a couple of times where Rebecca was out of place but in a 'process' like this you have to expect some people putting themselves about at the expense of others. There's certain ways to do it and Rebecca chose the wrong 1 at the wrong time and faced the backlash which I don't think she was ready for.

 

I also sympathised with Tim and to control that amount of aggressive women is never easy. He should have brought Uzma in so she could fight with Rebecca and deflect attention away from him.

 

As much as I'm annoyed at Jason I can see why he'd want to be kept in for comedy value .He is excruciatingly annoying and I'd hate to work with someone like that, but from the outside, he is annoyingly funny in his mannerisms and attitude towards other people without realising his own shortcomings.

[Kitchandro]

I don't think people liked Rebecca because of her bossy nature, especially towards Uzma who I think you're on about. There were a couple of times where Rebecca was out of place but in a 'process' like this you have to expect some people putting themselves about at the expense of others. There's certain ways to do it and Rebecca chose the wrong 1 at the wrong time and faced the backlash which I don't think she was ready for.

 

I also sympathised with Tim and to control that amount of aggressive women is never easy. He should have brought Uzma in so she could fight with Rebecca and deflect attention away from him.

 

As much as I'm annoyed at Jason I can see why he'd want to be kept in for comedy value .He is excruciatingly annoying and I'd hate to work with someone like that, but from the outside, he is annoyingly funny in his mannerisms and attitude towards other people without realising his own shortcomings.

 

 

Yeh agree with all of that

[Kitchandro]

I don't think Sophie should have gone this week. She certainly wasn't the strongest candidate but she wasn't really at fault in the task at all. In fact, she gave them feedback that people were saying it was crap and they just ignored her. The lead team never ever listens to what the research team tells them.

 

It was another example of one of the 'quiet' ones going. This week it was more to do with getting rid of the least entertaining person on the show.

 

I hope Uzma goes soon, she's starting to piss me off. Does a lot of arguing with people and bitchy looks but not much else. Most of the women are pretty crap tbh, Rebecca and Leah aside.

[Corky]

My parents watched that series and said he seemed a total bellend

 

Sugar described him as 'a complete waste of space' I believe.

 

At least he gets an easier ride nowadays.

[StanSP]

I don't think Sophie should have gone this week. She certainly wasn't the strongest candidate but she wasn't really at fault in the task at all. In fact, she gave them feedback that people were saying it was crap and they just ignored her. The lead team never ever listens to what the research team tells them.

 

It was another example of one of the 'quiet' ones going. This week it was more to do with getting rid of the least entertaining person on the show.

 

I hope Uzma goes soon, she's starting to piss me off. Does a lot of arguing with people and bitchy looks but not much else. Most of the women are pretty crap tbh, Rebecca and Leah aside.

 

Happens all too often in this programme, series upon series, and is so frustrating!

 

It's amusing though how a team can get sent out to collect data from the public and do market research as told, and then the other sub-team are like 'but we think this, so we'll do it our way'. You've just basically undermined your sub-team even though you sent them out to do what you asked them to, but are so stubborn you won't listen to them. Such a waste of that team and then more often than not, they'll get accused of doing nothing in the boardroom later .

[Kitchandro]

Happens all too often in this programme, series upon series, and is so frustrating!

 

It's amusing though how a team can get sent out to collect data from the public and do market research as told, and then the other sub-team are like 'but we think this, so we'll do it our way'. You've just basically undermined your sub-team even though you sent them out to do what you asked them to, but are so stubborn you won't listen to them. Such a waste of that team and then more often than not, they'll get accused of doing nothing in the boardroom later .

 

Yeh I was thinking that when I was watching it. They're such stubborn bastards. For the majority of them, if they can avoid listening to someone then they will.

 

You'd think they would have seen the show before and taken on board how other people failed. I can't actually believe how arrogant some of them are, can they not see how stupid they look?

 

Like that Zee bloke - 'in 200 years, people will read books about me. I will go down in history as one of the great businessman, that is a fact.'

[StanSP]

Especially the girls. It's just like a free-for-all to see who can shout the loudest with no substance to their words. However, this week Rebecca seemed quite restrained as opposed to previous weeks. She seems to have taken on board what Sugar said last week. 

 

I'd love to see all of their audition tapes. I wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry!

[muzzycomeback]

My parents watched that series and said he seemed a total bellend

Sugar described him as 'a complete waste of

space' I believe.

Your parents are a good judge of character.