Renart Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 In case anyone wasn't aware, DT used to be a PCSO. And you used to be white! It is all change around here. Disclaimer: this should in no way be taken as a racist comment; it is purely an observation and does not come with any qualitative assertion that the change in Finn the Human's skin colour is either + or - (racism is bad kids, as is not looking both ways before crossing the road and shooting your daddy's .22 at pigeons in the back garden).
Guest Bilo Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Chants about Mick Philpott are a bit naughty, but sadly you'll always get things like that started at games. I have been guilty in the past when sweating to use the phrase " i'm hotter than Mick Philpott's kids " poor taste and perhaps not very funny, but i'm a sucker for a metaphor. Technically, that's a simile. I'll admit to saying to a friend yesterday that Hull were going to be 'more out of their depth than that bloke in Barrymore's pool.' He was more shocked than I thought. For a nice, non-offensive simile to describe feeling a bit hot and bothered, why not try 'I'm sweating like Lee Evans doing Zumba?'
KFS Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Technically, that's a simile. I'll admit to saying to a friend yesterday that Hull were going to be 'more out of their depth than that bloke in Barrymore's pool.' He was more shocked than I thought. For a nice, non-offensive simile to describe feeling a bit hot and bothered, why not try 'I'm sweating like Lee Evans doing Zumba?' Because that would mean likening himself loosely to that insufferable monkey Sorry
bill99 Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 So one week we're having a go at one set of fans for 'being in the dark ages' then the next a load on here are revelling in a bit of FV?..... It;s ok wehen its us, but not if someone else is acting up. But imo f##k Derby all the same.
Renart Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Chants about Mick Philpott are a bit naughty, but sadly you'll always get things like that started at games. I have been guilty in the past when sweating to use the phrase " i'm hotter than Mick Philpott's kids " poor taste and perhaps not very funny, but i'm a sucker for a metaphor. Technically, that's a simile. I'll admit to saying to a friend yesterday that Hull were going to be 'more out of their depth than that bloke in Barrymore's pool.' He was more shocked than I thought. For a nice, non-offensive simile to describe feeling a bit hot and bothered, why not try 'I'm sweating like Lee Evans doing Zumba?' Technically you are wrong! Although, your example about Lee Evans is a simile. The word like being the give away. And technically, if Mr Flair's horrible example was a simile then technically it would also be a metaphor as a simile is a type of metaphor but not all metaphors are similes. It is a metaphor and not a simile. But, let us be honest, it doesn't actually matter how it is expressed and what part of speech it uses it is still pretty f**cking disgusting - joke or no joke.
Finnegan Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 And you used to be white! It is all change around here. Disclaimer: this should in no way be taken as a racist comment; it is purely an observation and does not come with any qualitative assertion that the change in Finn the Human's skin colour is either + or - (racism is bad kids, as is not looking both ways before crossing the road and shooting your daddy's .22 at pigeons in the back garden). According to James. I've always been a massive black man.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Uh, yes, probably. But he gor to wear a hat. That we paid for?
The Year Of The Fox Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 In case anyone wasn't aware, DT used to be a PCSO. It was when I heard he used to be a traffic warden that I stopped taking any notice of his posts
Guest MattP Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 What the **** is funny about that? Everything. I have a dark sense of humour though. It's a terrible lie to claim city fans were singing about the kids as well. It's about Mick. Not them. Like last week taking the piss out of Savile/Leeds isn't mocking victims of child abuse.
Renart Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Everything. I have a dark sense of humour though. It's a terrible lie to claim city fans were singing about the kids as well. It's about Mick. Not them. Like last week taking the piss out of Savile/Leeds isn't mocking victims of child abuse. Oh, I get it! If I call you a 'f**cking c**ck' then that is ok just as long as it is 'funny' and I claim I didn't mean to offend you! Oh this is great, why didn't I know about this before? I can say what I want just as long as it is funny. You are a f**cking c**ck! HA HA HA. I'm getting good at this! I think that is funny. Anybody else think that is funny? Disclaimer: whether MattP is actually a f**cking c**ck or not is subjective and I have no opinion on this. The above is just an example based upon his own moral code and, by his own reasoning, cannot therefore be seen as offensive to MattP. (swearing is bad kids, as is peeing on the toilet seat and wearing your mother's underwear).
RonnieTodger Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I hope there's no truth in this. George Newall â€@_georgenewall2h Leicester fans singing about the kids that got killed in the fire, no need, scummy bastards #lcfc #dcfc That lad is clearly a ****ing moron, whether we sang them songs or not. I like his tweet when arguing with a City fan - he says "At least we know how to get to the play-offs and win them #unlucky". Blissfully unaware of 1994.
HitchinFox Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I'll admit to saying to a friend yesterday that Hull were going to be 'more out of their depth than that bloke in Barrymore's pool.' He was more shocked than I thought. For a nice, non-offensive simile to describe feeling a bit hot and bothered, why not try 'I'm sweating like Lee Evans doing Zumba?' My all-time favourite for that shock effect from a few years ago - "I'm sweating like Jill Dando trying to get the key in the door." My mate said it in crowded bus and I remember trying not to laugh as I knew how terrible it was. Looked around and to my surprise people were clearly trying to hide their laughs too...
z-layrex Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I was involved i one of the incidents i was walking back to station with my mates and as about 10/15 derby lads jumped over the harvester gate my mates ran and left me, i carried on walking as one approached and asked who i was, leicester i told him, he turned round and said thats okay hen so are we, as i went to walk off the guy hit me from behind so i started scrapping with 2/3 of them until the rest of their boys ran over and pummelled me to the ground where i was proper filled in ahahhah! I dont see anything wrong with scraps at footlball but not when a 15 year old lad is outnumberd 12-1 by blokes You're all a bunch of ****ing mouth breathers.
Monsell1976 Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 You're all a bunch of ****ing mouth breathers.Why because he got jumped, he's 15 years old!!!
The Horse's Mouth Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Chants about Mick Philpott are a bit naughty, but sadly you'll always get things like that started at games. I have been guilty in the past when sweating to use the phrase " i'm hotter than Mick Philpott's kids " poor taste and perhaps not very funny, but i'm a sucker for a metaphor.
z-layrex Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Why because he got jumped, he's 15 years old!!! Maybe because he said he doesn't see anything wrong with fighting at football games?
kylestyle06 Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Guy who got hit and knocked out only got released from hospital today. Had two small bleeds from the brain
Monsell1976 Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Maybe because he said he doesn't see anything wrong with fighting at football games? Have you ever thought he's 15 and showing a bit of bravado because he got his head kick in, and at 15 might still be immature, but calling him names is very mature isn't it.
Monsell1976 Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Guy who got hit and knocked out only got released from hospital today. Had two small bleeds from the brain Good hope he recovers fully soon, nobody deserves to be hurt that bad at a football match.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Always the coppers fault never the thug hey? I know that from experience, when I used to have to be at Reading games. My uniform would be enough to start them off. Had a couple of full beer cans hit my body armour, but luckily nowhere else.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 I've heard of chewing ones' food well, but this is ridiculous.
Guest MattP Posted 19 August 2013 Posted 19 August 2013 Oh, I get it! If I call you a 'f**cking c**ck' then that is ok just as long as it is 'funny' and I claim I didn't mean to offend you! Oh this is great, why didn't I know about this before? I can say what I want just as long as it is funny. You are a f**cking c**ck! HA HA HA. I'm getting good at this! I think that is funny. Anybody else think that is funny? Disclaimer: whether MattP is actually a f**cking c**ck or not is subjective and I have no opinion on this. The above is just an example based upon his own moral code and, by his own reasoning, cannot therefore be seen as offensive to MattP. (swearing is bad kids, as is peeing on the toilet seat and wearing your mother's underwear). Yeah it's fine, free country.
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