Rincewind Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I'm moving to the Vatican http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vatican-city-drinks-more-wine-per-person-than-anywhere-else-in-the-world-9151475.html Vatican City drinks more wine per person than anywhere else in the world
Dan Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I wouldn't. They piss AND shit on the homeless there
Captain... Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I wouldn't. They piss AND shit on the homeless there Yeah but once a year you get to have dinner with the Pope. http://life.nationalpost.com/2013/12/17/four-homeless-men-and-a-dog-help-pope-francis-celebrate-his-77th-birthday-at-the-vatican/
Parafox Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I wouldn't. They piss AND shit on the homeless there And the age of consent is 11. And they refuse to denounce peado priests. It's all wrong in this Orthodox Catholic city enclave.
MC Prussian Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 But Ken, every single day just in the company of grumpy old men? Really? Go someplace more cheerful than that. Besides, you do know that they're overcompensating for something with all that binge-drinking, don't you?
Smudge Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I wonder if has to put it on his head when he's drunk it all?
Zingari Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I wonder if has to put it on his head when he's drunk it all? i thought he was auditioning for the part of the tin man in the wizard of oz
Ross-Kemp Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 Always knew there was something fishy about you ken.
Vacamion Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 Red Wine and Wafers? Pah! Until real ale becomes the "blood of Christ" and Chicken Tikka Madras becomes the "body of Christ" they can count me out.
Zingari Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 Red Wine and Wafers? Pah! Until real ale becomes the "blood of Christ" and Chicken Tikka Madras becomes the "body of Christ" they can count me out. You're not wrong there. Transubstantiation needs dragging into the 21st century . "I'll have a Wild Turkey bourbon and lamb samosa for my blood and body of christ please father"
LanguedocFox Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I You're not wrong there. Transubstantiation needs dragging into the 21st century . "I'll have a Wild Turkey bourbon and lamb samosa for my blood and body of christ please father"
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I'm moving to the Vatican http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vatican-city-drinks-more-wine-per-person-than-anywhere-else-in-the-world-9151475.html Vatican City drinks more wine per person than anywhere else in the world Is that you Ken?
Jordan Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I'm moving to the Vatican http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vatican-city-drinks-more-wine-per-person-than-anywhere-else-in-the-world-9151475.html Vatican City drinks more wine per person than anywhere else in the world Small sample size
Fox92 Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 Rincewind, on 25 Feb 2014 - 5:33 PM, said:You do know I was joking? As if we all believed you.
Guest MattP Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 What's happened to the choir boys in the Vatican? Buggered if I know.
Zingari Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 You do know I was joking? We'd sort of guessed it was all papal bull
Webbo Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I'm moving to the Vatican http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/vatican-city-drinks-more-wine-per-person-than-anywhere-else-in-the-world-9151475.html Vatican City drinks more wine per person than anywhere else in the world Are you sure the pope isn't doing his Eric Morecambe-Jimmy Durante impression?
LanguedocFox Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 You realise you are all going to hell, don't you? On the other hand, we will be promoted this season. Won't we, god?
Zingari Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 You realise you are all going to hell, don't you? On the other hand, we will be promoted this season. Won't we, god? Hell's not so bad when you settle in. .At least you've got no worries about the privatised company's fuel bills ripping us off year on year , and all that harp music can be a bit boring after a while . I even go and make a cup of tea when i'm watching an old marx brothers film and Harpo does his bit.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I don't think we should be pontificating about this.
Zingari Posted 25 February 2014 Posted 25 February 2014 I don't think we should be pontificating about this. we're just giving our vicarious opinions . it's not a cardinal sin is it ?
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